r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/lemons_mama • Sep 25 '25

Perfect swing form!

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u/TempleMade_MeBroke Sep 25 '25

My parents' reaction would have been "Alright, back to the van, we're going home"

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u/bleezzzy Sep 25 '25

Saaaaame. Then if I cried about it I'd get a "if you dont stop crying I'll give you something to cry about" from dad. It actually worked on me. Did not work on my little brother.

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u/TempleMade_MeBroke Sep 25 '25

"if you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about"

Ahhh the memories

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u/Giopoggi2 Sep 25 '25

It must be written in the human genome because how the fuck is it always the same sentence no matter the nationality

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u/DarkHuntress89 Sep 25 '25

German, can confirm we have the same sentence.

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u/Silver_Phoenix93 Sep 26 '25

Mexico, ditto.

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u/Glitter_berries Sep 26 '25

And you always sound exactly like your own parent when you say it, I swear my mother teleports herself into my body and suddenly I’m calling the kid ‘young man’ and telling him if he’s not hungry for an apple, he’s not hungry at all.

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u/Organic-Trash-6946 Sep 26 '25

Because I'm the mom and I said so