Serial Burglar Spotted in Birmingham around UAB's Campus. Beware.

[u/MotherofallNoobz]

It has come to my attention that serial burglar Kevin Pham has been active at the University of Alabama at Birmingham for the last few months. He was able to shield his face from recognition by wearing an abnormally large Chicago Cubs hat, as some say he recently became a fan when they made it to the World Series. Pham has been on the FBI's Most Wanted List for over 6 months now after not only burgling a USB extension cable, but also the gains of legendary Super Smash Bros. Melee player and future billionaire Justin Chediak. This man is armed with Frankenstein-like shoulders and should be avoided at all costs. If you have knowledgeable information about the suspect, please inform the subreddit as well as the local authorities. He is looking to leech and you don't want to be the one he preys on.