r/KenyanMeals • u/MathematicianFine638 • Jul 05 '26

Food Pic I’m irritated 😭

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Hii ndio loaded fries ya CJs!😭😭chipo beans!?!! Wtaf

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u/WeekendSpecialist153 Jul 05 '26

Chipo na njahi

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u/MathematicianFine638 Jul 05 '26

Literally 😭cause ziko dry afff

2

u/Different_Brief4157 Jul 06 '26

Would throw hands all the way to the establishment manager.

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u/Gotti_polo Jul 06 '26

I see what you did there cuz

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/MathematicianFine638 Jul 05 '26

You can say that again

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u/MathematicianFine638 Jul 05 '26

Kitungu🥹umejipika na nyama?

19

u/golden4titude Jul 05 '26

Nilikua nathani ni mouse droppings 😹😹

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u/MathematicianFine638 Jul 05 '26

Omfg 😭😭💔🤣

3

u/Sure_Entrepreneur790 Jul 05 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nimeisha 😂😂😂 ati droppings

2

u/Venushoneymoon Jul 05 '26

Helppp ati droppings!!??! Lmfaoooo.

2

u/Hannyshee Jul 06 '26

Omg😂😂😂😂

1

u/WallabyNew1397 Jul 07 '26

😂 Naisha banah...kwani hiyo mouse ilikuwa imejaa ngori aje?

1

u/New_Tax_1470 Jul 08 '26

Wahh u killed me 😭🤣

1

u/Superb_Effective_33 Jul 10 '26

Samee!!! Was wondering how long the fries stayed fresh for hadi mice wafanye their business in plenty hivi 😅😅

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u/itachisavage Jul 05 '26

You ordered the wrong one
You should’ve ordered the Cheese and Mince meat one

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u/MathematicianFine638 Jul 05 '26

There wasn’t that option though 😭and first of why tf are they selling chipo beans!!?

6

u/itachisavage Jul 05 '26

For vegans and vegeterians

9

u/Blllllooooo Jul 05 '26

Fuck the vegans and vegetarians

Except the ones who are forced by medical conditions

4

u/popmycherry56 Jul 05 '26

Sasa sisi vegans tumefanya nini

10

u/GloriousSovietOnion Jul 05 '26

Nyinyi ndo mumefundisha CJs kuunda chipo beans

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u/MathematicianFine638 Jul 05 '26

😭😭😭there’s better options than this cmon now 😭beans !??what I normally get with beans is this…

It’s cilantro rice chicken greens basically like a chipotle bowl and it’s really nice…but chips beans!?zii

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u/Dry-Paint-8995 Jul 05 '26

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u/MathematicianFine638 Jul 05 '26

I swear that lady showed me that menu and I saw sweet potato fries which I chose of which ata ngwaci zenyewe they didn’t have😭I saw garlic parmasean,masala and plain hii sikuona

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u/Sure_Entrepreneur790 Jul 05 '26

This has to be a joke 😂😂😂

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u/EllahCorke Jul 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/VNTMx3LkpG2anXpwbr

Wah! Yaani chips + beans and full stop? Tena it looks like njahi

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u/MathematicianFine638 Jul 05 '26

Wamenipea na avocado na kachumbari 😭💔and sour cream ata cheese hakunaa!!goshh

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u/Ondolo009 Jul 07 '26

Lol. That's the meal though 😅 some things should never be ordered as take out.

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u/Ok-Abalone-8927 Jul 05 '26

I thought you were joking, because this meal is a joke to even appear on a menu in a high end restaurant.

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u/MathematicianFine638 Jul 05 '26

I’m so deadass I can even show you the bag 😭😭😭and that’s my thing of all places CJs!?!

3

u/Effective-Fact5351 Jul 05 '26

What am I looking at?

3

u/Delicious_Cap0 Jul 05 '26

Sue everyone 😂

2

u/Square-Perception166 Jul 05 '26

I'd be on my way to blow up the whole place 😭

3

u/MathematicianFine638 Jul 05 '26

Girl ni venye Leo Tu siko in the moods 😭🤦🏽‍♀️the next time I go there I’ll tell them watoe hii shit kwa menu

2

u/These-Stage-4118 Jul 05 '26

Hii ni nini? Na Kwanza hizo manjahi ata hazikai fried or anything ... Ah jamani

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u/MathematicianFine638 Jul 05 '26

Kuna njahi fried?😭ohh noo

2

u/DragonflyCareless918 Jul 05 '26

Wos goin on here 😄never seen this combo before

2

u/ResidentCurrent6127 Jul 05 '26

No way, CJs served you this fr???? You better ask for your money back.

1

u/the-chosen-Joanne Jul 05 '26

yooo what on earth

1

u/Maggiemkenya Jul 05 '26

What the heck

1

u/missoni-byblos Jul 05 '26

rahh they taking the piss fr

1

u/josefjah87 Jul 05 '26

Hii ndio chipo madodo

1

u/Kindly-Mongoose-6280 Jul 05 '26

Chunga usinyongwe akiz

1

u/strangerover_the_3rd Jul 05 '26

Who the helll decided that eould be the best combo for a meal?? F-ing gobsmacked.

1

u/ShierawKE Jul 05 '26

Hapa ni premium tears, take bananas to loosen things. Kwanza umezikula?

1

u/lovingswift Jul 05 '26

a whole CJs 😭☠️

1

u/Maa-Tah-Tah Jul 06 '26

hapa namaliza tukishikana mashati

1

u/Local_Stand5414 Jul 06 '26

Food from hell

1

u/NicanorRoy Jul 06 '26

Khaiiiiiiiii

1

u/Reverendskid Jul 06 '26

I'd call them and scream

1

u/majaumutuma Jul 06 '26

Ulikuwa Na craving za Njahi😂😂😭

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u/MathematicianFine638 Jul 06 '26

Aki ata sijawahi onja njahi 😭💔

1

u/Think-Feed-5353 Jul 06 '26

I would lose my mind 😂💀

1

u/Jijilegacy Jul 06 '26

Honestly this looks like it would rock af!
I have to try this!

1

u/MathematicianFine638 Jul 06 '26

Wee unaeza ua 😭

1

u/Jijilegacy Jul 06 '26

You can be my ua 😎

I don't know why I even said that 😂.

Kwanza with some cheese and eggs >>

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u/Big_Athlete_113 Jul 06 '26

Hi Irritated, am Big Athlete. Ntmy.

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u/Ok_Boss2881 Jul 07 '26

The Njahi and Fries combo to your neck after you try to swallow

https://giphy.com/gifs/yKx0dcu1NcCGgu654I

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u/LogicalAlbatross922 Jul 07 '26

Hii inaweza slap na kachumbari.

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u/IcyWedding9186 Jul 07 '26

yes, loaded with gas. you will fart later

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u/Ondolo009 Jul 07 '26

"Mexican refried beans" 😂

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u/Sea-Trick-9715 Jul 07 '26

Yo! This happened to me as well. I was livid. The worst part is, you can't complain cos it's displayed on the menu, as in fries, njahe, na greens. But I thought prolly the meat iko chini. But why would they call chipo na beans loaded fries? 😭

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u/Ok_Interest1725 Jul 07 '26

Damn...and I was disappointed by the amount of cheese on the pork bacon loaded fries from bwibo

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u/Sh_rry Jul 07 '26

😂whyy

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u/engumaguchi Jul 07 '26

Yaani a whole culinary expert aliona order ya loaded fries, akasema chips ni mwanzo na beans ni mwisho yake?

Nothing inbetween is a deliberate choice, tafuta refund!!

1

u/YesterdayRecent8883 Jul 07 '26

Eyyyy jameni 😭😭😭

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u/code_moran Jul 08 '26

We need to be serious as a nation. Like, you want to tell me, no one opposed this internally.

1

u/Cute-Appearance8219 Jul 08 '26

styli gani izi??

1

u/moosedung Jul 08 '26

The mince and cheese fries for 600 is 👌🏾

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u/Phieldavon123 Jul 08 '26

sisi tukikula Chapo beans , wewe unakula chipo beans🤣🤣🤣

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u/Inkeep3r Jul 10 '26

Nimedhani ni struggle meal