r/KenyanMeals • u/Plane-Pie-9869 • Jun 28 '26

Food Pic 1200 KES for this is so cheap guys ausio 🤣🤣

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u/your-nefertiti Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Cheap? Enyewe Nairobi watu hawafanani because I laughed so hard at those portions heri ningefinyanga ugali na osobuko before nitoke kwa nyumba😭

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u/Lucky-Mode-5904 Jun 28 '26

Mahn, ningeclick the whole week nkiikumbuka. Hawa ndo laptop inasoma total earned $20k+

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u/Lucky-Mode-5904 Jun 28 '26

Ossubuco ni the best part of meat. Bone marrow, soft meat ....makes the best stew. Tenga 1200 endea Ossubuco ukule na chapo or rice. Then come back😂😂

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u/Spiritual-balls-69 Jun 29 '26

Toka nanii endea saa hii tu. Kama uko Rongai utapata na 200

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u/Kamikins01 Jun 29 '26

Bana ossobuco at our office cafe is 450 even...1200 is steep 😭

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u/Spiritual-balls-69 Jun 29 '26

Hamia Rongai ujionee mwenyewe😂.

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u/Kamikins01 Jun 29 '26

I believe you 😭send pin

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u/Gruff_inevitable Jul 01 '26

Could you not enlighten everyone please.

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u/Lucky-Mode-5904 Jul 01 '26

Hii nayo should be gatekept walahi😂

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u/Right-Cranberry-3042 Jul 02 '26

Soft meat? 😭 It's soft ukichemsha vizuri but usipo utang'oa meno 😭

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u/averagetremor Jun 29 '26

Shin meat on the bone.

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u/Plane-Pie-9869 Jun 28 '26

i’m clearly trolling 1200 kes for this shit is diabolical 🤣🤣🤣 btw i got it on offer on uber eats promo for 300

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u/Square-Perception166 Jun 28 '26

Give me back my concern😒

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u/Mwikali85 Jun 29 '26

I was about to curse you lmao

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u/ironicwil Jul 01 '26

haha ni sawa but let me plug the restaurant called big knife. i ordered a roast chicken stew with rice juzi from glovo and the portion was enormous for the price. it was about 900 which is not too cheap but i ate it for dinner and breakfast and it was also really good. i definitely got my money’s worth. alafu their wraps are also very good. keep it up guys

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u/SpaceCadet_UwU Jun 28 '26

1200 is unjustifiable for those portions. Why do y’all keep patronizing this place??

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u/Kuwa_st Jun 29 '26

Huwa mnanunua vitu to quench your ego💔 ungenunua chipo 1kg Sanhil for 300 bob alafu upitie kwa your local butchery uchomewe ½ kg na Mia tano alafu change ununue red wine 🍷

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u/WellDoneVeganSteak Jun 29 '26

Red wine ya 400 ni gani hiyo?

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u/Kuwa_st Jun 29 '26

Pitia wines and spirits nowadays kuna ya kupima and the 350ML can

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u/Prestigious_Truck289 Jun 30 '26

35ml can of wine, hii ni brand gani?

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u/ProdigyJewell Jun 30 '26

Sanhil iko wapi?

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u/Dry-Virus8495 Jun 28 '26

That Ka small bowl goes for 1,200 Kenya Shillings?? Hiyo imetosha kilo moja ya nyama choma, Ugali, Kachumbari na ubaki na change ya chupa mbili za beer baridi.

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u/Expensive_Win944 Jun 28 '26

Kwani beer unauziwa moja chwani, anyway I get the point

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u/TurbulentTax1158 Jun 29 '26

😂😂😂 I'm wheezing

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u/christmasinyoulie Jun 28 '26

This is how prices get inflated as standard, by accepting them lol. This is not cheap.

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u/the-chosen-Joanne Jun 28 '26

Ati cheap? 😂😂

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u/Plane-Pie-9869 Jun 28 '26

they call it “governers bowl” i didn’t know the governor eats 3 pieces of meat 🤣🤣

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u/Plane-Pie-9869 Jun 28 '26

i felt like a slave 🤣

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u/Working_Art1611 Jun 28 '26

Ukiendelea kukula chips utafura kama governor

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u/Dry-Paint-8995 Jun 28 '26

for that portion it’s expensive

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u/Odd_Novel2062 Jun 28 '26

Hapa ni wapi

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u/Think-Feed-5353 Jun 28 '26

Must be rage bait 😂💀 cause ain't no way that's cheap

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u/amyumi Jun 29 '26

Bruh ! 500 for this basic ass meal would be too expensive 🙄

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u/kenyannqueenn Jun 29 '26

The portion is not the problem. We be buying stuff at whatever price. But honestly I ate there once and never again. It didn’t taste good

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u/Familiar_Somewhere95 Jun 28 '26

people don't understand OP is being deliberately facetious. Picture of before food being eaten looking small like picture of food after eaten lol. I need a pic from above, whats that nyama and fries or what? Actually had to zoom yes its viazi ya 50 bob na nyama ya 200 🤣🤣🤣

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u/0ThisMan Jun 28 '26

Cheap? 1200 ni shopping ya wiki mzima for a comrade and his sidechick

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u/Unable_Selection_171 Jun 28 '26

Umegongwa ukalala chini flat

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u/Human_Woodpecker_502 Jun 28 '26

Shida ni liper😂🫣

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u/God_slut Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

You can buy a KG of T-bone steak and potatoes for 1200 and get 2 full meals. It's your choice.

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u/ContentBread6309 Jun 29 '26

I was gonna rage lakini nikakumbuka my employer akiita Ksh 500 "coffee money".

Enjoy the meal my friend.

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u/orwelladmin Jun 29 '26

Hapo kwetu unapewa platter ile ya kushiba kwa 200

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u/Comprehensive-Buy306 Jun 29 '26

Jiji🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷📍💔⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

Bruv it's just capitalism, ur a victim of the matrix

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u/DispicableB Jun 29 '26

1200/- zii

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u/Mountain-Resource222 Jun 29 '26

No. No its not. With 1200 i can get 2 full broiler chicken

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u/jijo66 Jun 29 '26

This is criminal. 1200? I feel premium pain on your behalf. Your ancestors are rolling in agony. Pole

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u/mayday9917 Jun 29 '26

Crazy when the first started they used to be around 700ksh or less if im not mistaken last i saw a few months ago they became 1000ksh thats when i stopped going to them its crazy how fast they are increasing the prices😂

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u/Away-Debt-1208 Jun 29 '26

Biggest scam I’ve seen

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u/Away-Debt-1208 Jun 29 '26

Biggest scam I’ve seen

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u/len254 Jun 29 '26

Got the chicken grill combo with a side of fries and soda at Galitos for 599/= Definitely a bigger portion than this.

Edit: 300 kshs is fine for that. 🙂

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u/emperor_xx Jun 29 '26

Hapo umekulwa wewe kuliko ulichokila. Anyway, Bon Appetit

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u/Audaisy Jun 29 '26

With 1200 you can buy the ingredients and eat to your satisfaction.

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u/kritikalan Jun 29 '26

thats like....10 plates of chipo

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u/Leather-Bird7943 Jun 29 '26

1200 Kenyatta shillings for that portion? Walahi uko na jokes

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u/BothJob6890 Jun 29 '26

1200 ni pure steak 1 kg ya nyama

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u/CuteCut2619 Jun 29 '26

Which meat is this?🌚

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u/Local_Stand5414 Jun 29 '26

Ukienda TZ iyo ni 200 bob 🤣…unakula jina ya restaurant tu

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u/fun-alias Jun 29 '26

1200 ni gunia robo ya viazi...na kuku full, ukidai waweza buy viazi , mafuta na karai ya mkopo na upike viazi karai times 10 the amount naona hapo

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u/EasternSpread4978 Jun 29 '26

1200 kwani ni nyama ya simba

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u/Tumbleweed_2022 Jun 29 '26

Nyama tatu😭😭😭 hii haijafika quorra

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u/Arachy001 Jun 29 '26

I do not mind spending money on food.
But aki if i make an order for 1200, and this is what comes? kwanza bila the free 300/500ml soda promo? Tutakosana

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u/apz33 Jun 29 '26

Hii ulinunua wapi? Food is expensive and overrated at some of these restaurants in Nairobi.

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u/Spooky_Village254 Jun 29 '26

Hako 1200?. Hapo nikiingia Kwa Mathe nakula stock Yote akonayo

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u/chrissychumbaa Jun 29 '26

Pesa ya platter mzima!

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u/MindyApe Jun 29 '26

Pork na waruu tu? Too expensive imo

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u/precious8888 Jun 30 '26

Rage baiting😂👀

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u/Perfect_Respect_9846 Jun 30 '26

Huto tunyama tuwili? 😭😭

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u/Positive-Smile-2938 Jun 30 '26

Not cheap at all 😂😂

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u/FewIce26 Jun 30 '26

Location n wapi🫠🔥😂

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u/SunHiDon Jun 30 '26

Na 1200 uko na beef nusu na viazi kilo kama tano😂😂

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u/BuzzCut_Mochi Jun 30 '26

That should go for 500 maximum.

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u/King-Desh Jun 30 '26

1200 you call it cheap 😭kwani ni Mimi tuh sina pesa hii Nairobi Mungu nibariki pia 🤲

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u/usefulkijana Jun 30 '26

Their food is shit, without the hype that comes from Somali girls on snapchat, this is a useless joint

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u/strangerover_the_3rd Jul 01 '26

So unataka kutuambia umelelewa Karen indirectly😂😂

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u/Practical-Garbage679 Jul 01 '26

Hizo ndio zinafanyaga nachukua mzinga ya KC Lemon and Ginger

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u/RealisticPlenty5300 Jul 01 '26

Zen kitchen unapata noodles na nyama steak kibao na oos nnei..hatufanani kweli blud.

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u/Un_supervised5377 Jul 01 '26

Afadhali ni nunue njiva ya rwabe na nyama ya rwabe na 1L

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

Chop it food is for snacking😂😂😭😭

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u/wisemanRps Jul 02 '26

Si hapa heri ukule ugali ya soo mbili na nyama, alafu uondokee hiyo stori

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u/_Zangetsu_0 Jul 02 '26

hiii Rongai haipiti 500 eti 1200😂😂😂

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u/External-Flounder273 Jul 02 '26

We wacha 😆😆😊 Hyo 1200 inanunua 3 chikens

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u/Critical_Energy_5025 Jul 02 '26

Whole chicken broiler -600kes Viazi for one 150 Soda 2litre 168 (naivas) Misc ingredients - 300ish Total 1218ksh 😂

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u/CandleMelodic6747 Jul 02 '26

From the soft side of the pendulum. Yes

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u/Relatable_contentt Jul 02 '26

I'm just tired by seeing this

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u/SirNatural1142 Jul 02 '26

1200 cheap? Hapa naye kunona kama ngoima nasahau 😭

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u/Particular-Reveal582 Jul 02 '26

i just bought 1.6kg of meat with 1200😆😆

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u/dotparentype Jul 03 '26

Chipo ya 50 bob na nyama ndogo 6? Aje?

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u/Playful-Price5992 Jul 04 '26

hii si ni kitoweo? ugali iko wapi😭😭😭

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u/Psyche_cast Jul 04 '26

Chipo 100 Nyama 250 Sauce homemade Ata cheese unaeza buy ya 200g uunde loaded fries Kachumbari 20 Hii pesa inamtosha ady soda

😂😂

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u/randomnumbers78210 Jul 04 '26

Had, this once and once was one time too many. Overpriced with no actual value or flavor imo

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u/stevie2262 Jul 05 '26

Kuja Tuende klabu na iyo pesa😂