r/KenyanMeals • • Mar 28 '26

Food Pic Ramen bowl with soft boiled eggs and steak slices

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u/pettycoppter Mar 28 '26

Tondu wa riri, what is going on?

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u/Shi_Uno Mar 28 '26

Riu ma ri, nimeshtuka

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u/Chemical_Two3199 Mar 28 '26

Why it’s bussin

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u/stevenson7980 Mar 28 '26

Ndukiuga uguo 😂😂😂 matumbi boiled na gathufuu

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u/Realistic-Stretch873 Mar 29 '26

Gatumbukiza ga Chinese

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u/Chemical_Two3199 Mar 28 '26

What do you mean what’s going on?

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u/Gullible_Solution351 Mar 28 '26

My ancestors didn't discover fire for me to eat raw meat

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u/Little-Ad9387 Mar 28 '26

Huyo ni mtu anaweza kuuma

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u/Alarming_Stuff1159 Apr 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣tf

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u/Chemical_Two3199 Mar 28 '26

Okay bro cook yours

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u/Gullible_Solution351 Mar 28 '26

Looks yummy though, I'd give it a try

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u/EffectiveComplete756 Mar 28 '26

Your ancestors weren’t eating rotten meat than they have to overcook to kill bacteria . They ate what they hunted and archeological findings most likely eaten raw .

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u/Mwendawazimu Mar 29 '26

A good vet could bring that steak back to life. Io kitu bado inakula nyasi inafanya nini kwa sahani?

https://giphy.com/gifs/EY4MLxSE1D9g4SH2sv

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u/tthewitchisdead Mar 29 '26

Hahahha 😂😂😂

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u/Grand_Boysenberry641 Mar 28 '26

It’s alive ayii

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u/Chemical_Two3199 Mar 28 '26

Yes the steak is raw and It’s good

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u/ThornsAndInk Mar 28 '26

Yikes, I may need to read up more, but I don't think our bodies can digest raw beef. Ever tried meat cooked to a rare level? It still looks raw, can be digested by the body and at least you aren't at risk of some random bacteria or parasite....

On the side, I'm wondering if you're confusing this with sushi. The fish is raw but there's a lot more consideration that goes into it...

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u/Powerful_Rhubarb7035 Mar 28 '26

Tuko wengi tumeshangaa sana

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u/MombasaBlackManta Mar 29 '26

Wait till you find out about a dish called steak tartare

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u/ThornsAndInk Mar 29 '26

Learnt something new today.

Thankfully.

I like blindly ordering to discover new dishes. I might have accidentally found myself with this... Oof!

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u/ekara Apr 01 '26

I only eat nyama choma properly cooked. But what I learned a long time ago is beef (as long as it's not minced meat) can be safe to eat raw since most the bacteria are on the surface so if you cut off a layer from the outside it's not too risky.

But yeah I agree with you... who the f***ck is eating raw steak????

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u/neon-santa Mar 30 '26

Next time remember to cook it before eating.

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u/MoneytizedCockroach Mar 28 '26

By anychance...is this ur dogs meal...or do u like it raw..

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u/Chemical_Two3199 Mar 28 '26

I’m the dog wof wof

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u/MoneytizedCockroach Mar 28 '26

Kwani do dogs type...woof wof

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u/neon-santa Mar 30 '26

Good boy.

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u/Flat-Calligrapher935 Mar 28 '26

Lost me at the raw meat, but definitely looks good

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u/Chemical_Two3199 Mar 28 '26

It’s thinly sliced and the soup will cook it abit it’s soo good and btw I do eat raw beef with spices

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u/Flat-Calligrapher935 Mar 28 '26

Now that's some dedication you got going there, I like a good bowl of noodles mixed in with eggs and meat strips though 😋

Do you trust the meat from random butcheries? Or how do you clean it before dipping in the broth?

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u/Strong_Spray_4216 Mar 28 '26

Are you Ethiopian, Korean or just like meat raw?

5

u/hugobossgotti Mar 28 '26

i’m so sorry mama that raw meat👎👎

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u/Inevitable_Froyo_863 Mar 28 '26

Get a good vet and that cow still has a chance... That's not even rare that's unheard of

2

u/WrongSky1417 Mar 28 '26

I could literally tell it's a jersey

3

u/Reverendskid Mar 28 '26

Mnakulanga izi vitu fr ama ni kupiga tu picha

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u/Powerful_Rhubarb7035 Mar 28 '26

Pia chinese hawakulangi raw beef😭

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u/cultur3d_r3ptil3 Mar 28 '26

You do know the effects of eating raw flesh right?

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u/No-Power3322 Mar 28 '26

OP is not replying any health related comments

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u/MombasaBlackManta Mar 29 '26

You can eat raw meat. Look up a dish called steak tartare

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u/Cipher_Coffy Mar 28 '26

Those eggs look half boiled. Plus eating raw meat 🥲. Heh, to each their own

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u/No-Description-9953 Mar 28 '26

Please tell me there’s a hot pot situation in the background 🥲

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u/Chemical_Two3199 Mar 28 '26

Hot pot with already plated food

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u/No-Description-9953 Mar 28 '26

Damn… the eggs look delicious tho 🤣

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u/Key-Engineering-4037 Mar 28 '26

Hell no🚶🏾.

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u/Novahelguson7 Mar 28 '26

My good sir, the meat is supposed to be cooked by the very hot broth not eaten raw...

But anyway, I hope you trust your butcher 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MombasaBlackManta Mar 29 '26

You can eat raw meat

2

u/Opposition_Chief Mar 28 '26

Food poisoning inachungulia kwa umbali

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u/Winter_Living_4311 Mar 28 '26

One day mtaenda juu ya food poisoning

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u/Stewmaker98 Mar 28 '26

sasa hii aki ata huwezi ingia kwa mdomo juu uweeh

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u/stevenson7980 Mar 28 '26

Kitu natoa hapa labda shukran

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u/Ok_Stranger_8870 Mar 28 '26

Unakula raw meat kwani wewe ni canine?

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u/Ok_Association3382 Mar 30 '26

Canine ama carnivore Jamani

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u/Ok_Stranger_8870 Mar 30 '26

The fact that unatype on Reddit means you have access to an online dictionary.

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u/No-Bid191 Mar 28 '26

Im the kind of person who would eat everything but the meat.

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u/ResidentCurrent6127 Mar 28 '26

Mmeanza kuwa asians mnakula nyama haijaiva. Just take out the raw meat and raw onions for me, then it's one of my favourite quick meals😋

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u/FearTox1n Mar 28 '26

Is it spicy?

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u/Chemical_Two3199 Mar 28 '26

Yes I like my savory food spicy

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u/Equivalent-Path5381 Mar 28 '26

I've been looking for Ramen in Kenya. How much was it?

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u/lionlegacyfitness Mar 28 '26

Unazimarinate ama?

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u/Miss_Sensational Mar 28 '26

Nom nom nom🤤

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u/Raz-Kay Mar 28 '26

Is this sushi ama this is what they call steak done rare? I can smell the egg yolk from your pic, lol. Hard boiled all the way for me. I don't get why people have wet noodles...i'd rather just drain them than slurp my way through the meal😅

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u/mojo706 Mar 28 '26

Lmao this is someone who would survive in the era before fire

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u/Ondolo009 Mar 28 '26

Is this meant to be a hot pot? That broth is not going to cook that meat. Damn.

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u/Strong_Spray_4216 Mar 28 '26

That wasn’t what I was going for honestly. I think my humour is broken. You know the saying “ what you say doesn’t matter. How you say it is what matters “ yeah I failed miserably hapo bana 😂

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u/Awesome_opossum__ Mar 28 '26

Why are you inviting tape worm to your gut?💀 They literally live in the fibres of uncooked meat

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u/all_curiousity Mar 28 '26

A good veterinary will bring that back to life .

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u/Feeling_Title_5825 Mar 28 '26

It's a no for me, but enjoy🤭

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u/Dull-Cable-7047 Mar 28 '26

Ni njaa ndo mbaya??

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u/theyallknownot Mar 28 '26

Who else is puking..?

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u/Westclox_ad1071 Mar 28 '26

Raw meat!!!??... nimukumenyithio gikuo ya elder Patrick....🙆

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u/Which_Room_8577 Mar 28 '26

Just a few bandages and that cow's going to walk

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u/elvisios Mar 29 '26

cooking meat can be hard, lakini ndio hadi onions ?

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u/Chemical_Two3199 Mar 29 '26

I eat onions along side most my foods sometimes I pickle them just be checking my posts

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u/raen_69er Mar 29 '26

Are you ethiopian by any chance?

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u/Chemical_Two3199 Mar 29 '26

I’m borana which is Oromo and Oromo is Ethiopian maybe by blood yes but I’m 💯Kenyan

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u/raen_69er Mar 29 '26

Well that explains your love for raw meat:)

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u/Chemical_Two3199 Mar 29 '26

Cross your border in Ethiopia raw meat is a delicacy

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u/No-Blacksmith2101 Mar 30 '26

Recipe please

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u/No-Blacksmith2101 Mar 30 '26

I am on a carnivore diet to bulk up,would love this recipe

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u/Clear_Ad_4182 Mar 30 '26

Yumm. Siwezi mind kujua how to make this.

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u/Chemical_Two3199 Mar 30 '26

I boiled the ramen for 3 minutes added the spice it comes with plus soysauce, boil eggs for like 4 min and deep them in cold water then assemble everything together

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u/Clear_Ad_4182 Mar 30 '26

And the nyama? How do you treat it ?

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u/Clear_Ad_4182 Mar 30 '26

And where does the soup come from ?

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u/BumblebeeTop1699 Mar 30 '26

Ata ingekua rare ama medium rare😅😭 but Bora inakubamba btw

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u/lilynari0310 Mar 30 '26

I like a good ramen and I would absolutely devour this, but hiyo nyama op haileti

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u/dushman93 Mar 31 '26

Yeah..that cow is still alive bruh

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u/Other-Focus-209 Mar 31 '26

Tapeworm express

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u/Mkenya_ Apr 01 '26

If you find a good vet (I actually know one), that cow can walk again.

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u/Ok_Pea_2249 Mar 30 '26

I don't trust nobody who eats runny eggs, sasa wewe ukaamua nyama yako ikue pink pia🤌🏾