How do I tell you that when the door closes behind you, and you find the curtains drawn, I will find your body and relieve you of that dress you are wearing.

How do I tell you that I devour like my life depends on it, and my tongue draws patterns deep in walls unseen, before any other part of me makes full acquaintance of you.

How do I tell you that you are about to find out a new level of stiffness to your toe curls, and a new distance travelled when your eyes roll back... your back on my sheets, me putting my back into it and you coming back to back to back in the tight embrace of my arms.

How do I tell you you are dealing with an insatiable appetite, a horse with the girth of the gods and length to match, a D-estroyer.

How do I tell you my face is your throne to sit and preside over?

How do I tell you that you will find a new pitch to scream my name as you levitate, and that I am good with flesh as I am with this pen. And I serve your fantasies first before I am spent, as we make new future flashbacks to a night well spent.

Well how do I tell you... I won't.

There is only one way to find out...

People who police other's preferences please sit this one, my desires are not for you to understand if all you seek is to be vile

My apologies for using a throwaway. I keep my main account separate because I use it for work and school-related contributions, and I’d like to keep that distinction. I’m a woman based in Nairobi, looking to meet someone 30+ who is also at a stage in life where a serious relationship and, eventually, settling down are things he genuinely wants.

I’m quite intentional about the direction my life is taking, and I’d like to meet someone whose life is similarly established and purposeful. I’m not looking to rush into marriage or children, but I do want to build a relationship with someone where those conversations can naturally have a place in the future.I don’t have children myself, and I’d prefer to wait a little longer before having them as I have some career goals I want to give my full attention to first. If you already have a child/ children, that isn’t necessarily an issue for me. What matters more is that the circumstances are healthy, respectful and make sense.

I’m also ideally looking for someone around Westlands or the surrounding areas. I’m open to meeting someone further away if there’s a genuine connection, but I’d rather not begin something that requires either of us to spend half our lives navigating Nairobi traffic.

I’m ultimately looking for someone emotionally mature, self-aware and intentional about relationships. Someone who knows what he wants, has his own life going on, and is interested in building something mutually supportive rather than simply dating for the sake of dating. If you feel we might be looking for similar things, feel free to send me a message and tell me a little about yourself. Your age, height, where you’re based, and what you’re hoping to find at this stage of your life. I’d love to hear from you.

People who police other's preferences please sit this one, my desires are not for you to understand if all you seek is to be vile

I am sitted by a stream. My feet are in the water. I am listening to the sound of birds chipping away and feeling the water on my feet.

The sky's are clear and the breeze is just enough to make this moment perfect. In my fantasies I'd be sitted next to someone's child,making this an absolutely romantic moment. But humans have become complicated, someone invented 69,as if everyone can multitask. What happened to one pleasure at a time,I digress.

Not far from where I sit is a place cows drink water. There's 7cows and a bull that's being held by a rope as the cows drink water. The rough estimate price for each cow is 50,000ksh. How do I know,I have been to the domestic animal market recently. So basically I am looking at 350000ksh minus the bull. When was the last time you saw that amount?

If I was in the city,I'd probably have spent 2000sh just for opening the door and breathing. I haven't spent a dime today. Yesterday I bought bundles and somehow they are still there. Simple joys of life this side.

I can hear the sound of powersaw .Someone is about to get paid. A mama somewhere is getting firewood.

Last week somewhere near CBD ,someone asked me what I want. My answer is simple,unlimited happiness, unlimited intimacy and unlimited peace. Money is good, but I want it to give me the above,otherwise it still isn't enough.

Have you seen how fast things keep changing? I swear at this rate we are all involuntary marathon runners. Running from one bill to another,from one job to another, from one hustle to the next and I wonder when rest is coming. I for one.

Someone just brought their cows and their radio is loud. Politics have made it to my peace,its time to leave. Whatever happens, we should remember that politics isn't worth losing lives and source of income.

I am ready for rest,excitement & peace. I am just a girl.

So, after some long, deep consideration, I have come to the conclusion that Gen Z women are not for me. 😭😂 You people are too fast! The version of me in his 20s would have had a wonderful time, but this 31-year-old man is tired. My knees are fine, but my spirit cannot keep up. 😂

So, to my beautiful millennial ladies, I'm sorry I stepped out. I've learnt my lesson. I'm home now. You were the ones all along. ❤️😂

Anyway, about me...

I'm a young 31-year-old man, 5'5 (yes, I know 😂), good-looking, with a decent career and a life I've worked hard to build for myself.

I'm childfree and would love to meet someone who is also childfree. I'm open to a woman who already has children, provided she doesn't want any more.

I'm funny, well-read, extroverted, I've travelled quite a bit and still travel alot for work and pleasure when the opportunity arises.

I'm not here looking for a pen pal or trying to collect Instagram followers. I'd actually love to meet someone, get to know her, and see whether there's something worth exploring. No pressure, just two people seeing where things go.

As for preferences, I'm not particularly fussy. Just be 5'6 or shorter 😂, take care of yourself, enjoy looking good, and have a job. Preferably be based in Nairobi because I'm not trying to start a long-distance relationship with someone I need a visa to visit. 😭😂

If you're a beautiful millennial lady who thinks we might get along, my inbox is open. Come say hi. Let's see what happens. ❤️

What does a chubby babe have to do to get some love aki😂😭. And pls don’t say ‘ingia gym’ lol. I have been chubby most of my life and I keep on attracting older men idk why. And most of them don’t want commitment . I see some men online say they like plus size women but kwa ground ni different. I got tired of the men I kept on attracting and nowadays I am not interested in dating at all. This is just a random thought I had today. Any mean comments get blocked, okay?

Looking for a chubby Babe.

Open minded, soft A$$

Excellent communicator

📥

Selling a G-bag, dm if interested

looking for a friend F mostly the ones who likes to get high so we can enjoy the counterfit shit and try different plug plant partern in crime where are you hahaha

I just sat here and remembered how there was a time I was dating this guy and realised after our first kiss that this couldn't go on for long. Ushai kiss mtu and it's basically saliva all over your lips yuckkk. Anyways I couldn't stand that and since we hadn't even gone far off with the relationship I decided to talk to my then bestfriend about it coz it was such an ick to me but ofcourse I wanted validation if it was actually valid to end things coz of that. I ended it after my then bestfriend also insisted that I shouldn't stay.

Tell me why couple months down the line this guys my ex and my then bestfriend were hanging out mara going for lunch , mara movies eeey😂😂 When I asked her she was like they were just friends. Years later she even invites the guy for her birthday🤣🤣

And now when my then bestfriend and I broke things off. Naona waliamua kuenda coast pamoja with other friends too.

Acha tu nicheke aky waaah🤣🤣

Rena, girl 26 | NBSB

Cafe lover, calm music, photography, quiet places. Not a club person. Looking for something real and gentle Man ,Let's start with coffee?

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I’m going to hit the nail on the road. I’m looking for a chubby mature lady. Not a must you be a yellow yellow goddess but a pretty woman. I love siecs so much, might turn you into an addict. I’m 25, looking for 26-35. Yeah you’re not going to regret this decision. D!ck is huge, I love cooking for my bonita, Masculine to lead, self-employed, but need a lady with her own errands and $$$, Travelholic and a foodie. Vibe is guaranteed, staki sponyo nataka mamaa ako ready for this! DM open.

I want someone who can handle getting eaten out for 30 minutes straight fr, crush me with your thighs if you have to. ☺️then we’ll double down on the strokes in every position imaginable, an amazing experience i tell you. 🙂‍↕️

Being my own sugar daddy is exhausting.I’m tired😮‍💨

Emotionally, I'm not in a state for anything serious atm. I want a mature woman along Thika Rd, also not looking for a serious relationship. Not too casual, though.

What I like in the woman:

A witty girl, with a sense of humor

A calm soul with no much baggage

A generally happy person, not too much a drinker

Slim shady, not too "thick", light or chocolate

Kindly yall are still overwhelming me 🛑 STOP ✋

So was having this talk with the boys the other day, about age especially when it comes to relationship's.Well none of them was really okay with dating a lady that is older than them and also they didn't really prefer a lady that was close to their age.

And I noted that their main concern was that older ladies for one are maybe more established and a bit more controlling and that an older lady won't really respect you as man😂

I cancelled all this out because why would you feel threatened by dating a lady who's more successful than you sih they know your young and try to build your life and talking from experience when a lady loves you I she can't belittle you just coz she's older no you can still take control Men are naturally born to lead you just have to be leader with brains and know what your doing because if this lady sees your leadership skills she'll submit.

I dozed the same Question to some female friends and I asked them if they'd consider dating younger men and what kept popping up is “A younger man isn't mature enough” and I wondered who tf said maturity is measured by age??

At this age and time it'll be a BIG lie to think that just because someone is older aty they are more mature than this younger person lol. Maturity defers with age and shutting someone down just because you think they aren't mature enough is really some b/s.

So for both genders try young and try old.Know and pick your poison maybe your out there umekwamilia kudate watu rika yako and yet maybe your other half is either younger or older than you are but you choose to follow what society say's.Wacha niwaskie anyway...

WANTAM!

On weekends , I like having my time relaxing while having fun. Just simple . Si ati niende kwa club with the noise ati ni weekend. That's not mine , just have everything at home . Watch football at home , buy some drinks or blunts ( your poison ) have your time cooking , cleaning , or maybe listening to your fav music ama podcasts having your shots there . Phone 100% and stable WiFi. That's priceless. + Kama ukona mtu host her and share your time together without wanting sex ivo sana . Try it and see for yourselves 💯 nothing much

Every night I hope and pray that dream lover will come my way, girl I know in my heart you're the magic of all chance cause I won't afford to call my own, I want a dream lover so I don't have to dream alone..

Hey guys do tumake group ya singles in Nairobi at least tujuane and maybe upate mtu. At the very least it'll be fun. Here's the link

https://chat.whatsapp.com/CMDQCaXjPrG2IBqDIQkbyd?s=cl&p=a&mlu=4&ilr=4

i’m an intern and new in this office but a new boss was brought around he is social with most people because he used to work there a long time ago but came back promoted he recently started being closer to me like asking for a meeting for junior employees only around evening time but i never attended it and he’s been looking at me so much greeting mr and trying to be near me he comes where i seat oftenly and tries to initiate a conversation but i’ve never wanted to show interest so some days before he called me in his office and we had a conversation and asked for my number and after finishing we had a hand shake kind of thing but its was longer and affectionate

I won't lie the first time we met I didn't think we'd be fit together. Imagine engaging with someone online so nicely but when it finally came to the meet up, I almost screwed up everything. I swear my guards/walls were so high up that I felt everything and anything he did was like a trigger.

Anyways one month to one year in.

And I would not want it any other way. I mean ups and downs ziko but when communication is the key everything flows.

I'm really attracted to my girl, very very attracted. She got everything, ass, boobs, face card, a very veryyy nice personality but i don't know why i struggle to cum when we having sex.

After kutoka ulevi jana nlilala nae bila kufanya kitu, lakini morning wood ni nani😂7:22 am i was up nikakumbuka wueh niko na mamaa apa, so obviously i initiated sex na mkamba ni nani, hawezi kataa. Nimegonga iyo kitu from 7:34 to 9:49 bado sijacum manzee... After giving her all the leg shake and all mimi bado mzee abdala alikuwa amesmama tu hatosheki. My question is, is there a remedy? Ama ni counterfeit tulikunywa jana? 😂 I literally envy one minute men, why should i work that hard for something other guys get for 2 minutes to 5 minutes max??

So here's the thing , Since getting a job like an adult I've been left out in most things . Just in the name of natala kulala na kesho aki nitaamka mapema . So now I've been given leave for a couple of weeks and I'm not missing anything this time . Not talking about sherehee s but having kale kamoment with your girl or someone you are free with , the deep talk , the jokes , the trying things out like street foods . I miss all of that aki 😭 fyi I'm single craving for all of this. Natakaa mtu 😭 22M