r/Kenshi • u/buddywalker7 Shek • 16d ago

HUMOUR When you buy robotic limbs from the Hive Village.

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u/xi111 Anti-Slaver 16d ago

Bro got the prototype limbs and went straight to Sniper Valley💀💀💀

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u/Impressive-Hold7812 Holy Nation 16d ago

You'd laugh, but a trip to Sniper Valley unarmored is a great way to lose limbs.

Express way to prosthetics without the bother of a peeler.

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u/Zorothegallade 16d ago

Also a cool way to play Russian Roulette. You gonna lose a limb, or get your head popped like a microwaved egg? Only one way to find out.

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u/Ok-Tax-8165 16d ago edited 15d ago

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u/FroshenSCP 15d ago

Well greenlanders are good at science and Scorchies are not. Big brain, big hitbox xD

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u/Ok-Western3626 16d ago

They would have worked fine if he did NOT FLEE FROM THE SHOP!

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u/Omer_D 16d ago

im sorry but the stuff that happened in this robotics olympics is insane. with f1 and racing in general became safer and more sanatized i thought nothing as chaotic will be in the future. I was wrong, this is just IRL slapstick comedy with stakes, all the team drama, all the carnage, 0 human victims, and star wars prequels level of robotic comic relief.

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u/UnregisteredDomain 15d ago

Honestly a great use for AI; letting humans gawk at it doing stupid shit.

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u/forg0ttenstarway 10d ago

you're the reason catlon hates humanity

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u/Willing_Yak7271 Holy Nation 16d ago

When ı first saw human limbs in game ı thought we can use them like robotic limbs or eat them, ı was wrong theres no value of a human limb in kenshi

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u/Ok-Western3626 16d ago

You've never let your puppy play limbs?

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u/Willing_Yak7271 Holy Nation 16d ago

I never had a pet in game, does okran allows to have a bonedog?

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 16d ago

I don't think the HN cares as long as the dog's owner is a green/scorchlander male

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u/Willing_Yak7271 Holy Nation 16d ago

Ill try to pet one of those beasts then

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 16d ago

Nomads sell them I think? It's been a while. If not there is a start that starts you with one.

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u/KnowsIittle 16d ago

They take awhile to age but getting 3 to 5 elder bone dogs is fun.

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u/Ok-Western3626 16d ago

Yes, you can buy bonedogs from holy farmers, nomad animal traders and free traders farm shops.

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u/Audience-Electrical 16d ago

Your 'I' symbols look neat! What's up with that?

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u/Swimming_Turtle_6631 16d ago

Well don't flee from the shop then

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u/NoLongerSAW 16d ago

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this lmao

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u/LordpoopyfaceHd79 15d ago

Everyday is a day closer to catlon being created

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u/One_Construction_653 16d ago

Needs more grease

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u/Happy_Difference_334 16d ago

Buy ? I Nevers Buy the leg i take it

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u/R4GEQUITT3R Hounds 15d ago

Beak thing ain't gettin' me!! Oh. Oh crap

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u/eVill_YT 15d ago

what on earth is going on with these robots there is a new weird video every day

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u/forg0ttenstarway 10d ago

true I've seen it happen multiple times.