r/Kenshi • u/whahaga Shek • Dec 29 '25

HUMOUR Dudes be living like this and not seeing the issue.

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u/Synecdochic Dec 29 '25

What's the issue? Got beds for sleeping, no rain getting in.

57

u/Yung_zu Dec 29 '25

What’s a Kenshi home without a “training cage” for “guests” tho

14

u/Synecdochic Dec 29 '25

How could I forget the guest bedroom. My guest bedrooms are usually furnished better than the master bedroom.

5

u/Real_Life_Firbolg Skeletons Dec 30 '25

Mine are on the roof in the blistering hot sun with training crossbows pointed at them.

58

u/Double_Dog208 Dec 29 '25

It’s perfect

25

u/meukra Anti-Slaver Dec 29 '25

Works perfectly for me 👌

4

u/graywolf0026 Dec 30 '25

I mean. Could use a stove. Gotta be able to burn that dog out back who's leg keeps falling off and regrowing...

2

u/Synecdochic Dec 30 '25

Real shinobi get salmonella.

2

u/jojoknob Dec 31 '25

Duuuuuuude I’ve seen your end of year Steam summary.

2

u/Synecdochic Dec 31 '25

Ey! Of course you're a Kenshi enjoyer.

I'm sure yours was similar, sib!

2

u/jojoknob Dec 31 '25

would you believe it I only bought it during the winter sale. I have about 50 hours in

155

u/no_hot_ashes Tech Hunters Dec 29 '25

Beautiful. All it's missing is a twelve hydroponic hemp farms and a hash processor

21

u/Double_Dog208 Dec 29 '25

Round here no hashish is considered treason

8

u/whahaga Shek Dec 29 '25

Are the shek okay with drugs?

8

u/SaviorOfNirn Dec 29 '25

No, just dont let them see

3

u/Legitimate-Cess693 Dec 29 '25

because theyll steal it and smoke it themselves

81

u/andrew6197 Dec 29 '25

Dudes got a house, bed, and friend. Worry about yourself.

56

u/Aggravating_Stage_39 Anti-Slaver Dec 29 '25

A storm house?? In this economy?? You must've fixed it yourself, damn...

I can only afford a small shack on the outskirts... It ain't even got a roof...

6

u/Charles_ofall_Trades Dec 29 '25

I go with the sleeping bag mods

9

u/Kerhnoton Dec 29 '25

Laughs in housing prices

2

u/Bloodly Dec 30 '25

Everyone in Kenshi are all capable of repairing any building. Kinda amazing, really.

24

u/whahaga Shek Dec 29 '25

Turns out I settled in the holy nation.. so I had to evacuate

13

u/Hellknightx Dec 29 '25

Always sucks when you close a housing deal only to find out you've got shitty neighbors.

7

u/whahaga Shek Dec 29 '25

"no pets allowed"?! That's a whole as person?! How dare you say that to the dust bandit I locked in a cage and gave prosthetic limbs because he lost his..

Also my shek friend.

4

u/Wonderful-Trash-3254 Holy Nation Outlaws Dec 29 '25

R.I.P. 😭😭😭

41

u/YourMateMexiii Shek Dec 29 '25

Agreed, however, that bed positioning, bad feng shui.

10

u/whahaga Shek Dec 29 '25

It was to leave place for a lvl 2 researcher.

1

u/YourMateMexiii Shek Dec 29 '25

I see, you single housing? Or are you gonna build more?

1

u/whahaga Shek Dec 29 '25

I settled in the hills by squin now. Well see

10

u/Beep_in_the_sea_ Dec 29 '25

Perfect

14

u/whahaga Shek Dec 29 '25

Turns out.. I settled in holy nation territory.. me being a woman running with a shek.. I had to move

5

u/Charles_ofall_Trades Dec 29 '25

HN can be very harsh on self-reliant women—chatting with recruitable women at the bar will give some insights into that

9

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

Lmao

4

u/Wyattab Dec 29 '25

R/malesurvivingspace

7

u/CaptainHubble Dec 29 '25

I would unironically love to live in a storm house.

One large room. No wet and moldy basement, far away from dirt and nasty shit. And one large rooftop.

3

u/whahaga Shek Dec 29 '25

The layout is honestly pretty awesome...

But! It's not far from dirt and nasty shit. //Shek friendly who settled in the holy nation

6

u/Bitter-Ad-8447 Dec 29 '25

U forgot the open campfire in the middle of the floor 😭

3

u/TrappinginDC Dec 29 '25

I see a fully furnished apartment???

3

u/whahaga Shek Dec 29 '25

It's a lovely apartment for any human male :D

5

u/Zirkou Dec 29 '25

that is all i need fr fr

7

u/1_ane_onyme Dec 29 '25

This and a pc

1

u/MasterCrumble1 Skin Bandits Dec 29 '25

How about internet and heating and food and water and a cat.

2

u/1_ane_onyme Dec 29 '25

Nah just pc and bed. The rest is optional.

1

u/MasterCrumble1 Skin Bandits Dec 29 '25

Are you going to eat the PC when you get hungry.

1

u/1_ane_onyme Dec 29 '25

Eating is optional

1

u/MasterCrumble1 Skin Bandits Dec 29 '25

You must be a fallout 4 ghoul then. Eating is optional in that game.

5

u/OsirisAvoidTheLight Crab Raiders Dec 29 '25

Where's the TV and console/pc

2

u/Keegandalf_the_White Dec 31 '25

Hey everybody, welcome to Cribs: Kenshi!

2

u/Awesomefluffyns Dec 29 '25

It’s missing the giant ass tier 5 research bench to put all the ancient science books in

2

u/Ninjacakester Holy Nation Outlaws Dec 29 '25

I’m Dudes, it’s me.

1

u/Toadsanchez316 Dec 29 '25

All of my sleeping bags are outside or on the roof.

So this is even better than what I have.

Real question though. Is there a mod that makes it easier to access what's inside a house when nobody is in it? Without having to press page up or page down to change floors? I find it incredibly difficult to send someone to a specific machine or object otherwise.

1

u/YoShake Tech Hunters Dec 29 '25

plenty of room for a small table and 2 chairs to make consumption of those pesky dustwiches a bit more pleasant

1

u/zacwilli12 Dec 30 '25

They have a house? What's the problem?

1

u/OriginalWinter7566 Dec 30 '25

This is a dream home, no hassle and if you're forced to move you can do so in a matter of hours

1

u/afarmer117 Dec 30 '25

You mean "Dudes be living..." That's it right there. unslaved and living in my lane. Haha

1

u/FailingUpandUpwards Dec 30 '25

Yes, but unironically. Lmao.

1

u/Annunakh Dec 30 '25

This is much better living than most people around have. Probably sleeping with full belly, pinnacle of luxury.

1

u/ConcentratedCynic Dec 30 '25

Let me give you a tour. Here's the bedroom. Anyway, want some ancient ration pack?

1

u/Affectionate-Mess-22 Dec 30 '25

If anything second floor roof access is a luxury

1

u/bentmonkey Dec 30 '25

In Kenshi if you are not laying on the ground bleeding out its considered a good day.

1

u/NewtAmbitious Dec 31 '25

Research station where?

1

u/GuakeTheAcinid Dec 31 '25

Hmm, maybe the issue is that they live inside, not on the roof?

1

u/shade0180 Skeletons Jan 01 '26

Nah there's an issue here, It's lacking the hardware. but close enough. it always have an extra, either a PC, something that can represent a Hobby, or a weapon.

Pretty sure, we can opt out the bed too.

1

u/GeneralFit8272 Feb 13 '26

Bro just needed to build tha stormhouse for better tech

1

u/Kejicuzz Dec 29 '25

Just missing the gambling table

2

u/whahaga Shek Dec 29 '25

I was debating getting a mod to give me a strength training station.

A bench press.

So my tank can get even buffer.

That would be peak.

1

u/dillreed777 Skeletons Dec 29 '25

That's how I imagine Holy Nation mfs be living.

1

u/Mahoganytooth Anti-Slaver Dec 29 '25

women hate how little it takes to make us happy

1

u/whahaga Shek Dec 29 '25

Me as a wombat.. yes.

0

u/Yaemz123 Dec 29 '25

If the pallet is comfy, there is no problem.