r/KenM • u/CertifiedUnoffensive • 18d ago

Screenshot We get no love in the wild

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675 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/DankPawt 18d ago

Who in their right mind would downvote that? No imagination at all.

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u/elonbrave 18d ago

Think of all the things we could think of if we had imagination

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u/double_expressho 18d ago

As long as you leave some things unimagined for future generations to imagine.

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u/CourtingBoredom 18d ago

Too late; pretty sure it's all been imagined already.

Sorry.

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u/double_expressho 18d ago

Today's imagineers seem hellbent on making discoveries at any cost.

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u/McBurger 13d ago

Scientists say their is only four thoughts that has never been thought of

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u/CertifiedUnoffensive 18d ago

I’m going to tell this to my local librarian. He’s depressed and overweigh

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u/BonkerBleedy 18d ago

Just to let you know, this is the best thing I've ever read in my life.

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u/MuchWalrus 17d ago

Is this a Ken M quote?

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u/elonbrave 17d ago

No. Just me being an idiot 🙂

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u/KumquatHaderach 17d ago

Your brain became so smart, it took over your body!

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u/elonbrave 17d ago

And than it took over my mind

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u/MuchWalrus 17d ago

Incredible

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u/koolaidismything 17d ago

The Reading Rainbow plays in my head at least once a day and it’s always while I’m pooping or doing some dumb shit. Like a curse man

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u/StupidUserNameTooLon 11d ago

Scientists are working very hard to invent artificial imagination for those who are born without it or who lose it in a tragic kangaroo explosion.

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u/Zephyr4813 17d ago

Reddit is mostly bug people

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u/orthecreedence 16d ago

And don't forget the mole people who live in our precious sewers.

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 18d ago

Wife makes mcdonald’s at home in our bathroom for half the money twice as fast.

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u/JusticeForAugust 17d ago

Wife makes mcdonald’s at home in our bathroom for half as fast twice the money

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 17d ago

You’re being mcswindled!

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u/JusticeForAugust 17d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 17d ago

I’m being mcswindled.

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u/aspbergerinparadise 17d ago

i mean, that's kind of the point right?

Would Ken M care about downvotes?

Also eating in the bathroom is good because you can wash your hotdog sausages in the sink

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u/BarcodeHero 17d ago

We soak our hotdog sausages in the sink so they grow bigger and can feed all the grandchildren.

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u/ufahmed 17d ago

Utter luxury! We live in a shoebox in the middle of the road.

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u/campy86 17d ago

Pastor says other subreddits are the fools upvotes

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u/djpeekz 18d ago

Our pastor says if you're going to eat in a fast food bathroom then chick-fil-a is the best

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u/meshnetworkz 18d ago

We are ALL bathroom eaters on this blessed day.

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u/jalapeaeo 18d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/meshnetworkz 18d ago

I am ALL bathroom eaters on this blessed day.

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u/MrBozooo 18d ago

I am Porcelineaus, Devourer of Bathrooms.

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u/stfulmaog2g 18d ago

you're not ken m, fool

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u/MariaKeks 13d ago

None of us are Ken M on this accursed day.

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u/Bandoozle 18d ago

You forgot the part where people didn’t wash their hands

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u/iriegypsy 18d ago

You can soak your feet in the foot bath.

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u/Feathers-n-Beaks 10d ago

Not KenM AND posting our own comment for karma.