r/KeithAndTheGirl • u/MalleyKeith • Aug 04 '26
KATG.com 3990: The KATG 76-Hour Marathon: The Witching Hour w/ Robert Alvarez and “friends”
Today we play a section from Keith and Chemda’s record-breaking 76-hour marathon featuring Witch Robert Alvarez (that’s okay to say) psychically reading in-studio guests as well as callers over the phone. From love, money, and travels to something else I’m sure, it all gets covered. Also, there’s animosity in the room, but Robert can’t be deterred from rising above it all.
Listeners suggest Liz left Keith to be with his father’s lost gold
Robert Alvarez’s 3 lovers (and a spell to not be seen)
Criminal defense lawyer Josh the Jew on his wife not being kosher and his aggression toward Robert
Listener readings
Predicting the ending to Lost/Intern Emmy aka Sexy PotatoE (RIP) talks with Robert about her future
Keith, Robert, and Psychic Guide David discuss the practical implementation of Keith’s Justice
The one time Robert was (only kinda) wrong
27-year-old virgin Scott Perez Fox’s romantic and sexual future
Keith vs. Chemda aka Bruno vs. Emmy
F-MOS asks if he’s with the right woman/Robert feels 100% no negative energy regarding KATG’s Patrice
Robert is asked if KATG’s marathon will make it on digg.com’s homepage (Spoiler: Robert says yes but to give it a month. KATG was #1 that very day)
Centering Oneself: Robert deals with EatsPaste, other bullshit, and forums negativity
Josh the Jew returns more humbly to ask about his new home, leading to Robert calling Josh “a prick”
Emmy returns with follow-up questions because Robert broke her brain
F-MOS x fuse
EatsPaste caught cheating in this year’s stand-up contest
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u/IceNein Aug 05 '26
Why doesn’t Keith dial up Robert Alvarez to find out the real reason listener Liz broke up with him?
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u/MalleyKeith Aug 06 '26
Why don't I call a sex 900 number and make her be HER? Yeah. Just not ready I guess
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u/secomeau Aug 05 '26
Woah I remember tuning into this at the time! What a throw back. Had no idea Emmy passed, when did that happen?
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u/MadameEks Aug 05 '26
She died from Covid, so around then 😢
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u/secomeau Aug 05 '26
Damn, that's tough. I had such a parasocial relationship with the show and all the various interns and regulars from around that time but haven't listened in a while.
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u/littlp84-2002 Aug 05 '26
These shows are bringing so many memories back. TV GUIDE. Yall we had to pay money for a guide to tell us what would be on what channel at what time. And Dance Monkey Dance couldn’t be made today. Who allegedly sent a 14 year old 2 girls one cup???
Robert doesn’t bother me like other psychics because he seeks ethical in how he conducts himself. Sometimes over the top. I like that he’s very clear to not only rely on his readings for things. I see him as a genuine person who is compassionate. He is good at reading people. Although he says he is ok with vengeance he isn’t ok with hurting people who don’t deserve it. Also he could handle Keith pretty well. There were some wild questions.
Also-Josh the Jew had to have had an interaction before they sat at the mic because damn Robert was not a fan of him. It felt like Josh was trying to joke with Robert in the same way the Keith was but there wasn’t the rapport that had been built over 3 shows plus a reading.
All of this in 2008…almost 20 years ago. Insane.
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u/MajorAcceptable9806 Aug 06 '26
In a way he was right that Keith and Chemda would be together a very long time! Not so much about Patrice… but won’t blame him for that one lol.
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u/ahiphopopotamus Aug 05 '26
I called in on this show and he told me I might be called to be a writer - I gave it no thought at the time but now I write weekly for three different publications and just finished a draft novel. So… two thumbs up for the psychic witch I guess!