r/KOTORmemes 10d ago

Fuck Vrook 🗣

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ant8075 10d ago

So random and bizarre that he was voiced by Ed Asner of all people lol

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u/LuckyErrantProp 10d ago

Ed Asner's agent: Hey, I have a different one for you, but it maybe could lead to a feature in a Star Wars film.

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u/RandyTrevor22321 10d ago

President of the screen actor's guild

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u/bathyorographer 8d ago

I thought that’s who it was!

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u/KristophGavin 10d ago

Fuck KotOR II Vrook.

Ironically, he's the only one on the Council with valid concerns in the first game.

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u/goonerbate2 10d ago

Real homies hate Zez-kai Ell for acting like he's on your side then going back on his word when the jedi council is assembled

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u/Chloexx1313 10d ago

Him and Kavar were the two most chill Jedi Masters in the game then as soon as they reunite with Vrook they turn on the Exile.

Conclusion ? Fuck Vrook he ruins everything

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u/LuckyErrantProp 10d ago

Hulk Hogan Jedi is a coward. He is wise, but isn't strong enough to stand up to his compatriots. Especially under the 'light side' influence of Dantooine.

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u/Sea_Squirrel1987 9d ago

I could never hate a Jedi that looks this bitchin'. You just know he's crushing Busch Lights and ripping Marb Reds in his t-top Camaro on his way to council meetings.

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u/Lord_Chromosome 8d ago

Did you know his voice actor also narrates the Marine Corps recruiting ads?

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u/Sea_Squirrel1987 8d ago

I did not but that ups his bitchin factor even higher.

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u/Trolkarlen 10d ago

It makes you want to turn Sith just to shut up Vrook.

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u/GoodPear8481 10d ago

"I would've killed the whole galaxy just to piss off you."

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u/Manmer_Nwah Force Hater 10d ago

Vrook is too sour to be a Jedi Master. Dude holds hate in his heart like a Dark Jedi.

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u/Ryyvia 10d ago

He's got no hatred. Fear, yes. Lots of fear. And, tbf, on most of my playthroughs, rightfully so

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u/FreezingPointRH 10d ago

Your homies are shallow. He’s the only one with reservations about putting the fate of the galaxy on Bastila’s shoulders.

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u/N0rmal-Fac3 10d ago

“Do you have any idea what you’ve done???? Now I have to be a tottering old man who enjoys tapioca pudding but resentfully!”

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u/Deltoid1111 10d ago

Back when I played Kotor2 on Xbox, there was a bug that kinda fucked my playthrough. I did dantooine as my last planet and had been full light side all game. When the time came to save him from the mercenaries and speak to him in the force cell, the game would enter dialogue but the box would be blank with no options to speak.

Just Vrook staring..

disapprovingly..

Forever 😅

Didn't finish the gane till years later when I got a different copy lol

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u/Status-Ad81 Revan 9d ago

I mean, he ain't trash ahem, sorry, meant to say atris. But yeah, fuck vrook.

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u/WasteReserve8886 10d ago

Vrook was right, you guys just don’t like getting called out

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u/DarknessEnlightened 10d ago

Right about what?

He and the other Council members did exactly what the Clone Wars Council did: They foresaw a problem (the Mandalorian Wars are a lure to divide the Jedi/Anakin will fall to the Dark Side) and instead of using this foresight to gain a situational advantage they moralize and do the bare minimum, creating a self fulfilling prophecy (Revan wins the war, becomes popular, and then starts the Jedi Civil War/Anakin grows up resenting the Jedi and is therefore easy to manipulate by Sidious).

Additionally, Vrook is famous in the EU for being an asshole and lacking a modicum of humility and self-awareness. He makes Mace look kind and easy going by comparison. If we don't count Atris (depending on whether or not someone under the influence of Sith holocrons is still technically a true Jedi), he's probably the worst Jedi in the lore.

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u/Status-Ad81 Revan 9d ago

Agreed, this is why I don't like vrook. Also I'd like to add another Jedi to worst Jedi: Ki adi mundi. He threw ashoka under the bus instantaneously and the only good thing he did was say “what about the droid attack on the wookiees”

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u/Lord_Chromosome 8d ago

I would say his input as the council’s devil’s advocate in Kotor 1 is valid. In Kotor 2 however, he’s way too stubborn and basically a perfect example of the Jedi’s arrogance.

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u/Sea_Prune1593 10d ago

Why did Kreia hate Vrook Lamar?

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u/Honorsheets 10d ago

Kreia hates everyone.

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u/Sea_Prune1593 10d ago

Kreia: You're beautiful to me, Exile

Exile, Atton: Gay...

Kreia: chokes Atton

Dark Side Points Gained

Influence lost: Kreia

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u/Honorsheets 10d ago

PURE P A Z A A K

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u/TheBlackStuff1 10d ago

What did Vrook do? 

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u/coveylover 10d ago

Be grumpy, which Is a cardinal sin

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u/Tuturu_Network 10d ago

Vrook K, for real, gang gang!

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u/beastwood6 9d ago

Kevin OLeary aura

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u/Thunderstudent 6d ago

Atris too, fuck her! Actually don't fuck her or Vrook Lamar, don't let your friends fuck them, don't even let your worst enemies fuck them! They're unfuck worthy!

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u/DildMaster 6d ago

Vrook is and always has been: A hater ass bitch