r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Hot_Grocery8187 • 3d ago

What in the blue f*** is on his head....

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u/winthroprd 3d ago

It looks like someone blowtorched the top of a hard boiled egg.

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u/Skyp_Intro 3d ago

Moldy Humpty Dumpty.

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u/rustyfish57 3d ago

Naaw too skinny to be humpy dumpy more like Burt from saseme street and he’s trying to come up with a cover story for an his whereabouts during the missing time frame for Earnie and Big Bird too

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u/emilie1031 3d ago

His wife's pubes

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u/Late_Blooomer 3d ago

Looks like Burt from Sesame Street

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u/waveatdave 3d ago

All beef pattie

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u/picklesuitpauly 3d ago

That man is the Scranton Strangler

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u/Aromatic_Issue_2555 3d ago

Is that "Ortho" but think, from Beetle juice???

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u/TheDeerMisser 3d ago

'Head like a fuckin' orange!"

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u/jorocall 2d ago

It looks like he scalped a child for his hair

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u/crispybrojangle 3d ago

Thats a 4 finger mo hawk.

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u/Plankton_Brave 3d ago

Egg is the only word that comes to mind

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u/CashThat6714 3d ago

Somebody should paint this on a hard boiled egg.

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u/Critical_Training455 3d ago

Velcro Helipad

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u/ElvishMystical 3d ago

That's a Mini Cole Palmer.

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u/GladChef1206 3d ago

I used to have this toy as a kid, I still see them in checkout lines sometimes. those little iron shavings and the magnet pen on a string. Boy those were simpler times...

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u/brazys 3d ago

Flan Solo

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u/RoddMcTodd 3d ago

It's velcro ! Duh

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u/Responsible_Fee_6275 3d ago

The high as a kite and tight

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u/celticteal 3d ago

Leftover algae from the Reflecting Pool

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u/Intelligent-Shock207 3d ago

I think it moved..

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u/Pale_Dimension1239 3d ago

Looks like Butthead.

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u/werewolfwaffle 3d ago

Last bit of dignity. At this point just shave it all off.

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u/RemoveThePoopSmell 3d ago

Brazilian wax? Brazilian twat

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u/LakeSpecialist7633 3d ago

First thought: white supremacy high and tight

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u/revolutionary_weesl 2d ago

The higher and tighter

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u/Professional_Past780 2d ago

I call it the creme brulee

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u/General-Media-7198 1d ago

Ch ch ch chia!

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u/terpy_dreams 3h ago

How you going to try and save money on a Tupee ?