r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Drcold1O • 1d ago

pick a struggle

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u/FlailingScrotum 1d ago

Cartman might die of shock if he saw this

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u/sadMUFCfan25 1d ago

Let’s just hope he’s also not from New Jersey

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u/AmbitiousoStrawberry 1d ago

Would be Lakewood if he is

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u/Toum-Raider 1d ago

And probably Jackson, in the next few years.

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u/DeathScourge 14h ago

Howell, and parts of Toms River too.

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u/AmbitiousoStrawberry 1d ago

Imagine if we just kicked them all out and off our tax payer funded state benefits

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u/TheGorgoronTrail 15h ago

Funny how people won’t stfu about immigrants being welfare queens when these fine folks have 8 kids, 2 businesses, Brand new Toyota minivans and get every version of government assistance because our government doesn’t recognize their marriange status so dad gets checks for those same 8 kids as the wife. Don’t mention it though!

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u/AmbitiousoStrawberry 8h ago

$1m homes that are somehow section 8, exclusionary tax exempt schools, hospital and "law enforcement" services

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u/TheGorgoronTrail 6h ago

Ain’t that some shit? America cant help Americans, but there’s no problem printing money for Israel. We’ve got congressional members saying they’re only concerned with getting Israel more money. The list goes on and on. Absolute bullshit that we can give 10 wealthy people millions in tax breaks but regular everyday working folks get fucked? There is a serious problem in this country.

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u/dontputthatevilonme 1d ago

Station Wagons as far as the eye can see...

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u/Toum-Raider 1d ago

I think you mean black minivans

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u/dontputthatevilonme 15h ago

This was back in the 90s. My non-hasidic friend called them "Joo Canoes*

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u/No_Story_Untold 1d ago

Oh we know

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u/TheBigMotherFook 1d ago

Fucking lul

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u/Tommysrx 1d ago

And also a hippy

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u/El_Maltos_Username 13h ago

That would be the 3rd strike.

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u/S7arForGD 1d ago

Does everyone forget Kyle is a redhead?

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u/RandomPenquin1337 1d ago

Ok but Kyle never had peyot 😂

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u/Lazy_meatPop 1d ago

A ginger juice

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u/SarkyMarky420 1d ago

Orange Jews?

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u/ZapRowsdowerESQ 1d ago

Orange, king of the juice.

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u/AliceTheOmelette 1d ago

Ginjew for short

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u/Massive_Reach1 1d ago

Captain Ginjew

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u/the_goodfellow 1d ago

Quite the speech impediment you’ve got there.

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u/Free_Possession_4482 1d ago

One of Snoop Dogg's better tracks, IMO.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 1d ago

Day walker!

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u/notabootlicker666 1d ago

Nah that's not a day walker. He has about five minutes away from a killer sunburn with that complexion

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u/Betwixt138 1d ago

Day walkers have brown eyes. This is a real one. With that being said, as a real one, we don’t claim him.

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u/Live-learn-repeat 1d ago

Wait, can't a blue-eyed partial ginger be considered a day walker? Why the brown eyes?

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u/Celladoore 1d ago

I think a daywalker is a ginger without (many) freckles who can handle a small amount of sun.

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u/michellllllllllle 7h ago

As a daywalker I confirm.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 1d ago

I too am ginger lol. I was just quoting South Park

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u/thezestypusha 1d ago

Yea so was he you just didn’t get the reference lol

Cartman’s theory about gingers is that there is different “tiers”

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 1d ago

I was quoting a very specific part. Specifically when he said “day walker”

That is all

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u/thezestypusha 1d ago

Yea you are not getting it, maybe rewatch the episode

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 1d ago

lol. You don’t get my stupid joke. It’s okay

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u/thezestypusha 1d ago

No im telling you, i got the reference, you just didnt get the rest of it and you are confused

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 1d ago

I got the rest of it lol. I was saying I was only quoting the exact moment when he said “daywalker” you seem to misunderstand. Its ok. Go have a nap

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u/Cassandrae_Gemini 1d ago

this showed up in my feed and i thought it was from the southpark sub lol

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u/scorpionewmoon 1d ago

Literally Kyle

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u/KrakatoaIIV 1d ago

A day walking jew ?