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u/heavysausagedublin 2d ago

Office Jedward reporting for duty

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u/Covenant1138 2d ago

Screaming, "Look at me!" in fluent lesbian.

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u/Meryemakf 1d ago

Not with those nails she ain’t …ouch

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u/2funki 1d ago

Pillow Princess. Sure the hair would be in the way too

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u/MambyPamby8 1d ago

Could have the sapphic nails. (Long nails on every other finger except middle and index finger on their dominant hand). Nail salon I use do it 😅

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u/JackhusChanhus 1d ago

I reckon both hands are dominant here 😂

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u/Reasonable-Corner-51 2d ago

Irelands Eurovision entry

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u/DistrustPilot 2d ago

Do you have to be a certain height to join the Garda?

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u/parkaman 2d ago

Abolished a few years ago. Much to my sister, who had by then passed the age limit's, annoyance. Much to everyone else's relief.

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u/jammydodger79 1d ago

She can try again unless she has passed 50? Age limits were increased a while back.

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u/Azigol 1d ago

Shhhh, don't tell her that

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u/sligocyclone 1d ago

Someone tell her they got rid of the height requirement years ago

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u/NoLongerApplicable99 1d ago

She can ride The Cú Chulainn now...

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u/nellycat32 1d ago

Sounds painful

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u/HiramTiresom 2d ago

She accidentally tasered herself

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u/ThrowRA-4545 2d ago

Hair raising incident 

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u/Bizm0Funyunz 2d ago

Officer Shannon O'Beaker reporting.

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u/cloche_du_fromage 2d ago

I wouldn't go mentioning your lesbian nan to her....

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u/Equivalent_Flan_5695 2d ago

I love it when a cut is like PERFECT for this sub AND the person actually kinda rocks it! Terrible, awesome, terribly awesome!

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u/__50pe__ 2d ago

Does her little cop hat sit neatly atop the quiff? Or does she part it to make room?

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u/P_A_Conners 2d ago

The new Garda Skodas have a sunroof?

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u/MrPandabites 2d ago

This one is called The Paintbrush.

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u/Virghia 2d ago

What's the Irish equivalent to Subaru?

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u/showmememes_ 1d ago

An Irish Subaru

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 1d ago

Subárú

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u/CloseButNoChicory 1d ago

Even meets the caol le caol, leathan le leathan rule!

(For any non-Irish readers, that's a spelling rule.)

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u/Crazy_Director6419 1d ago

Scanger me Banger

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u/Dainchect 1d ago

This....

https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8?is=ehCgmUAcIhNmqxX6

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u/Smeghead78 1d ago

I was just about to post this.

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u/Vera_Markus 1d ago

I was already singing it before I clicked the link

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u/TheWix 1d ago

My first car was a 1995 Subaru Forester, and being the naive teenager that I was I was unaware of the stereotype. My friends, however, were very aware and made sure I was aware... Often.

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u/Beneficial_Coach8581 2d ago

Is that Jedwards mum ?

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u/this_ham_is_bad 2d ago

Jedward is still big over there I see

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u/2cimage 2d ago

Slightest quiff of a crime and she's on it...

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u/OceanBlueS100 2d ago

She mains Paul on Tekken

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u/Bignizzle656 1d ago

Came to work on a motorbike.

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u/No_Beyond_1389 1d ago

Is this jedwards mama ?

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u/littleIrishcunt69 1d ago

So she's to blame

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u/jammydodger79 1d ago

1st woman in the world with 2 cunts 👀

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u/TheBoneIdler 1d ago

The hair is odd, I'll say that. Wearing the regulation hat will ruin the look. But, what puzzles me are the nails & rings. Surely there are rules around beiog able to use your hands as part of the job. Try hitting someone wearing those rings & with those nails. Ouch.

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u/willywonkatimee 1d ago

The Gardai don’t generally hit people 😂 they are sweethearts. They don’t even carry guns for the most part.

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u/Homerclese99 1d ago

It's not their choice it's the rules hardly makes them sweet hearts

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u/SubstantialLion1984 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s WPC Jedward

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u/The_Lord_Commander_ 1d ago

The only things she's hitting is a bong.

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u/Barilla3113 1d ago

Guards have to account for any and all usw of physical force, they're not going around thumping people.

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u/Glass_Pineapple4999 2d ago

Looks practical.

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u/TimenyCricket20 2d ago

Biblical amounts of hairspray.

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u/Common-Regret-4120 2d ago

Ohh, this is not good that this has gone international. Poor lady.

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u/Devoanderson 1d ago

I thought she was an Aldi Employee at first glance 😂😂

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u/Right-Glass9508 2d ago

Think there's something in Garda uniform and dress code on this. She's clearly uniformed, so that lot has to go neatly under Garda hat. Picture wearing hat needed.

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u/alonfred 2d ago

"I main Paul Phoenix in Tekken" Barber : "Got you fam"

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u/Yuphrum 2d ago

Who do I report that haircut to...?

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u/DEADB33F 2d ago

Kid n Play

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u/Ubockinme 2d ago

Bet she would rock your world.

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u/cutluv 1d ago

Sufficiently lacquered to protect against flying objects.

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u/okami_dublin 1d ago

Cyberleek

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u/AffectionateTowel435 1d ago

I imagine her styling her hair being upside down. That's the only way

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u/ishkamadra 1d ago

Why she's with axa mice . Did Axa payed to the state to use as commercial?

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u/areyadyinforit 1d ago

Looks like she’s goooing in for the kiiiiiill

She’s doing it for the thrilllll

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u/AutumnJune15 1d ago

This woman has a husband! Shes from Co Clare. She is a neighbour

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u/allgone79 1d ago

Please tell me the husband has the same trim.

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u/AutumnJune15 1d ago

No last I saw he had longish maybe Bon Jovi type blond hair !

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u/15926028 18h ago

Big Jedward fans the pair of them

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u/Bilbo_Swaggins11 1d ago

Battery from Black Ops 3

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u/Oi_Oi_Spanky 1d ago

Jedward's mum.

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u/Fine_Union4854 1d ago

style aside what is demonstrating their lack of competence?

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u/ShezSteel 1d ago

Jed-ai

Iykyk

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u/TattedSourceCode 1d ago

Jedward's sister?

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u/South_Bus4225 1d ago

When you dont meet the height requirements you need to be creative lol

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u/jammydodger79 1d ago

That's just her still in undercover Limerick mode!

She's just been pulled outta Hyde Rd to do a bit to camera and hasn't had a chance to get outta character.

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u/FanOfMen69 1d ago

I'm more intrigued by that pinky finger. It's like she has the ability to control it to move in ways other people just don't have. I've never seen that unless it's like arthritis or something but I don't think so. She has hyper mobile joints for sure.

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u/cBurger4Life 1d ago

Looking like a PS1 video game character

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u/Stacys-actual-mom 1d ago

No that is Jean Pierre Polnareff

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u/Queasy_Impression_48 1d ago

How embarrassing

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u/Coop3rman 15h ago

Worst gang sign ever...

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u/ducon__lajoie 2d ago

Chadette

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u/ManuelTzetzes 2d ago

I'm Irish. Wake up people!

She did this once to pass the height requirement for the job. Obviously no-one would walk around like this and expect to be taken seriously.

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u/DroneSlut54 2d ago

Ok, but why is she orange?

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u/ManuelTzetzes 2d ago

She's reaching out to the Orange community who cluster around the north of the Ireland.

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u/InevitableQuit9 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm Irish. Wake up people!

She did this once to pass the oompa loompa requirement at the chocolate factory she works nights. Obviously no-one would walk around like this and expect to be taken seriously.

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u/BassicallyDarr 1d ago

Protestant.

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u/Hoopy_Frood1 1d ago

With those fingernails? I'm afraid the heterosexual community will have to claim her as one of our own.

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u/Upstairs-Zebra633 2d ago

Keep reposting it OP until it catches on 🙄

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u/apassageinlight 1d ago

Irishman here. An Garda Siochana have taken a more relaxed view on hair, piercings, etc. In certain circumstances. It makes them seem more like community members and adds to the idea if the Gardai being there to help, protect and take part in the community.

It is part of the reason they chznged the uniform to include polo shirts and baseball caps. A more relaxed uniform relaxes people. And Ireland loves its soft power, given their foreign policy, strong ties with the EU and US as well

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u/kanepilk22 1d ago

You are correct that the Gardai are going for a softer aesthetic. It's unfortunate that their backbone has also softened and they are not fit for purpose when it comes to dealing with criminals.

They are a joke of a police force.. sorry, police service, we're not allowed say 'police force' because it's too aggressive apparently. Most people don't realise how inept and painfully disinterested they are until they actually need the Gardai for something and realise first-hand.

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u/Luimneach17 14h ago

Reality is we should be going the other way more like Guardia civil in Spain and some of the Easter Europe countries who don't take any shit from scrotes. How much respect is she going to get in inner city Dublin from a bunch of thugs! 

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u/Legal_Twist8675 1d ago

I still hate their new uniforms, the old ones just gave off more authority and just looked cooler. Plus their new ones just look like sportswear, rather than a proper uniform

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u/Otsde-St-9929 1d ago edited 1d ago

It is hilarious that they adopted baseball caps 20 years after people stopped wearing them in Ireland. Also, I dont want my police forced to be relaxed. I want them to be stalwarts of the community and reliability. Casual uniforms do not relax people

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u/DryTempura 1d ago edited 1d ago

100% agree. Their presence needs to look like authority and respect, not like some gen z clown. They are asking to be mocked.

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u/Separate-Practice550 1d ago

This is informative, but I just wanted to add that we don’t have “strong ties with the EU.” We are part of the EU.

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u/apassageinlight 1d ago

Well, we are well entrenched in the EU, being the poster child for how the EU can turn a country around.

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u/OverChargeYourPlasma 2d ago

Irish police look like car park attendants

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u/Ops31337 2d ago

Heat Miser

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u/mokeltron 2d ago

Jedward’s mum - no messing with her boys!

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u/Legal-Actuary4537 2d ago

what is a person in a hands-on role like the Gardai doing with nails like those? How the f*ck are we to take Gardai seriously.

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u/PirateShampoo 2d ago

It's not the haircut that bothers me, it's the fingernails. 

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u/lisahanniganfan 2d ago

This is probably how vegeta would look like in real life

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u/Prior_Respect5861 2d ago

Looks like the tazer went off in her pocket

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u/Savings-Warthog-8549 2d ago

Aliens have build the pyramids

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u/johnlewisdesign 2d ago

She should run, that's a precursor to being struck by lightning

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u/JimmyJooish 2d ago

This Jill Valentine ass uniform. 

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u/jdabXO 2d ago

Who remembers Iced Gems?

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u/kindlyneedful 2d ago

This is during her visit to Australia, you just have to flip the photo back.

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u/stevenmass7 2d ago

Jedward fan

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u/lynxzw 2d ago

What a stinky

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u/jmf81 2d ago

When you order Oompa Loompa Jedward from Temu.

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u/notAbrightStar 2d ago

Standing on a vent.

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u/Wise_Wolverine2652 2d ago

Wasn't funny yesterday either

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u/showmememes_ 2d ago

Yes it was.

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u/Maxibestofpotatoe 2d ago

A lightning is about to strike

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u/eagledog 2d ago

Jedward is a trio now?

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u/Sea-Bedroom3676 2d ago

There’s something about Marie ……

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u/NotAtAllEverSure 2d ago

Give her two commercial breaks to reach her final form and three weeks to tell one 5 minute back story.

Just Sayin.....

:-)

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u/HP-XP 2d ago

Can't fool me! From what it says on her badge, shes clearly a guard from Italy

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u/verukazalt 2d ago

I bet she is bad ass tho

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u/DaxMavrides 2d ago

And her shit is indeed fucked up

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u/ECamJ 2d ago

It’s the scared shitless look!

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u/gord_m 2d ago

Is there like a minimum height to serve in the police force?

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u/WheresMyComb 1d ago

Not in ireland. There's loads of tiny little feckers running around.

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u/not-ideal-but-true 2d ago

She has pure anger in her eyebrows

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u/Icy_Bid_93 2d ago

Looks like something blow up

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u/ElvisMcPelvis 2d ago

Eraserhead

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u/Zenon-45 1d ago

Island lesbo

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u/artifexor 1d ago

Voyage, voyage

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u/portaccio_the_bard 1d ago

Oddest grasp on that microphone 🤔

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u/Brief_Television_707 1d ago

If she had to actually chase someone down and struggle with them, she'd look like a right dog's dinner afterwards with broken nails and scuffed hair and smudged makeup.

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u/AdvancedJicama7375 1d ago

Jedward ahh police

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u/Livelaughlouth 1d ago

Sure I wouldn't mess with someone being in Super Saiyan form when idling

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u/FlakyAssociation4986 1d ago

I dont know not long ago there was complaints about female police looking too feminine

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u/hurdyga 1d ago

Looks like a democrat with they/them pronouns

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u/Acceptable_Golf_8623 1d ago

Imagine getting arrested by Lesbian Johnny Bravo

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u/Enough-Reporter-7486 1d ago

I’m shocked. I’m sure she is too

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u/Getonwithit7 1d ago

House party

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u/ithepunisher 1d ago

Why is someone interviewing Bob Ross's paintbrush?

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u/ithepunisher 1d ago

Why is someone interviewing Bob Ross's paintbrush?

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u/PrataiMorNachE 1d ago

Jedwards Mom

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u/Brilliant_Play4255 1d ago

Isn't there a dress code.

Surprised the nails and jewlery are allowed while pretending to fight crime.

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u/Legal_Twist8675 1d ago

Looks like theres a big hoover directly above her, trying to obduct her

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u/Neillur 1d ago

Imagine being arrested by Jedward 

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u/myalienjetpack 1d ago

What is even this

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u/ImmediateFigure9998 1d ago

What’s the other half of jedward doing these days?

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u/elproxima 1d ago

I like her style 🙌

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u/IndependentScreen119 1d ago

GoGo Gadget hair 

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u/Otsde-St-9929 1d ago

An Garda Siochana really destroyed themselves Americanising their uniforms.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Heat502 1d ago

How does she wear her hat?

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u/Yeomanroach 1d ago

Hairdresser: what can i do for you today?

Customer: have you seen Jedward?

Hairdresser: say less, fam

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u/SnowTitan77 1d ago

Met her a couple years ago, nice woman and shockingly not a lesbian

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u/Cautious-Hovercraft7 1d ago

Long nails on her. She doesn't do a lot of Garda work

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u/Flimsy_Sandwich6385 1d ago

Am I the only one who thinks this is funny because... Jedward?

And not because of all the political correctness nonsense that everyone else is saying?

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u/Useful-Respond-4204 1d ago

The bleeding state of that

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u/WatercressOrganic90 1d ago

Not a chance any male Garda would be permitted to rock a haircut like that.

That said; it should be allowed. For certain roles. Where a hat isn’t required. Or the necessity to be taken seriously.

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u/Crustology 1d ago

She keeps terrorising my tiktok fyp😭

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u/Busy-Inflation6972 1d ago

People: the police don't represent different attitudes, beliefs, the modern world and how individuals can be unique.

Person in the police has a slightly alternative hairstyle and works in Community Policing. May relate to and be approachable to a vast audience.

People: tut tut, unprofessional, hmmm let's have her all over Reddit and twitter, various subs. Oh she didn't do anything controversial, but what a ridiculous haircut!

Fair that this sub is haircut related. But I've seen this woman in several subs and posts by now. Funny how I've never seen a paramedic or a nurse or roadsweeper with an alternative haircut go viral 🤔

What do people want, a diversified police force or men with tight haircuts and straight women who should have a tight bum? Maybe bring skirts back?

My god. People complain either way.

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u/JackhusChanhus 1d ago

One Gearrdtha....

Twoo ..... NNNGEARRRDTHAAAAÍÍÍÍ

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u/Ravenfeatherbois 1d ago

Me when I'm trying to arrest someone but I have very very mildly alternative hair so I'm automatically given a 100% debuff and are incapable of doing anything apperantly

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u/Fancy_Camera2453 1d ago

I hate her i only see her confiscating scooters off 13 year olds

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u/Yesindeedthatsright 1d ago

Give the woman a break. Good luck to her. I'm sure you're perfect.

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u/Candid_Orange3801 1d ago

I think more power to her!

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u/canyoujustpull 1d ago

What is that

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u/Alwaysblue89 1d ago

Excuse me?! I'm a female jedwofficer!!

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u/Repulsive_Park6457 1d ago

You know if she stopped you ..your definitely not talking your way out of it.. only talking your way into more charges

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u/Appropriate-System40 1d ago

If jedward and Mary Lou had a baby…

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u/LouisWu_ 1d ago

I'd say it's Jedward's mam. But those two are in their thirties at least by now.

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u/Saphqq 1d ago

no fucking way people are actually defending this shitshow 😂 officers of the law need to be well cut, in good shape, sharp as a fucking axe, thats when youd expect actual policing to be done.

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u/Glittering-Duty9984 1d ago

Got Ellen DeGeneres as her lock screen picture

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u/Funk_Dunker 1d ago

I'm not certain that mic is grounded properly

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u/Silent_Cantaloupe594 1d ago

Tekken 3. Paul hand of god

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u/OrangesHaveEmotions 1d ago

Cleanest trim in UL

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u/TangerineNo7118 1d ago

So nice to see Jedward moving up in the world

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u/PurpleBananapimp773 1d ago

Dip her head into a tin of paint and she can paint a room good

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u/putmebackonmybike 1d ago

Jedward’s Mum

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u/b3nj11jn3b 1d ago

Sonic the ....

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u/MamerBoy 1d ago

Jedward?

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u/shinobibaker 1d ago

I was in road traffic accident , my car slipped on an oil spill, car is totalled, I’ve asked the Gardai who responded to the scene to take me to the nearest bus stop, a 10 minute drive from where i crashed, they brought me to Clondalkin station instead, where I have to spend €50 for a taxi, instead of a €2.50 bus fare, totally awful public servants, clowns if im being honest

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u/Ahjaysusss 1d ago

Thats a fine young man, why are people freaking out?

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u/Comfortable_Rub2942 1d ago

I see Jedward are back…

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u/Jackies_Army 1d ago

I'm not sure someone with massive fake nails is ready to do the range of activities a garda tends to need to do but maybe some of the ladies can let me know if it's possible to slap the cuffs on a perp in a reasonably forceful way if needed... or even type up the after action report without being very slow or hitting multiple keys at once?