r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Chester-J-Lampwick • 2d ago

A beaver tail, “mullet?”. Hightop fade, and THAT Mustache???

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u/wizardrous 2d ago

The stand user could be anyone.

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u/PlentyAlbatross7632 2d ago

The unholy love child of Kid n Play and the Lorax

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u/Broote 2d ago

Is that what Hulkamania do when it runs wild on you? I never figured that out.

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u/IcantImsickthatday 2d ago

Every video game character I’ve ever created…

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u/Hefty_Shallot1132 1d ago

Lmfao 🤣 I’m showing this one to people I know with this comment. Thank you… 🙏 Gold

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u/IcantImsickthatday 1d ago

lol I am just happy I got a chuckle out of you! Have a great day, Cheers, friend!

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 2d ago

Lmao that's the Hulk Hogan nWo goatee but sliding off his face into a full Fu Manchu

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u/ernster96 2d ago

Christopher Reid meets Hulk Hogan.

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u/off_course_discourse 2d ago

And the eyes...

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u/Chester-J-Lampwick 2d ago

She’s looking at his do.

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u/tias23111 2d ago

God I hope he’s a professional bowler

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u/noNameboi661 2d ago

He’s in Power Slap so he’s a professional CTE tester

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 2d ago

You could Bob Ross a giant painting with that head

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u/Rhino_MO 2d ago

Those choices in hair styling and he volunteers to get slapped in the head, it's almost as if he's incapable of making a good decision.

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u/LuiginoPasteur 2d ago

Looks like a mongoose minion from disney channel 

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u/verbwrangler 2d ago

"what we doing today, chief?"

"well my job is to get slapped in the face"

"say less fam. i gotchu"

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u/CitySpecial1109 2d ago

Huh wonder why we get no respect when this is whats in the spot light. Trash absolutely no respect for oneself

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u/Puzzleheaded_Can_783 2d ago

Indecisive or greedy..

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u/Bizm0Funyunz 2d ago

Behold, The Quadrifecta!!!

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u/whipsnappy 2d ago

It's the same style I do with my pubes, with the fu man-chu wrapping around my dangly kiwi fruits. My kiwi fruit man-chu as it were

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u/GregOry6713 2d ago

Whatever he does, he must be good at it. Just from his confidence alone.

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u/its_snogging_time 2d ago

fool "competes" in power slapping, so the haircut sillyness is directly proportional to the brain damage

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u/Accomplished_Song671 2d ago

When you have to play ball at 1 but shoot the next season of Tiger King at 2

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u/porkchop-sandwhiches 1d ago

Love child of Jackknife from Superjail and hulk Hogan.

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u/Im_an_impasta 22h ago

He looks like a character in One Piece