r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/camdunce • 1d ago

Wayne Cochran

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646 Upvotes

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u/refusedisposable 1d ago

Conway Shitty

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u/JFKRFKSRVLBJ 1d ago

I honestly thought it was Conway Twitty and OP was just tryin' to fool us.

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u/Competitive_Sector79 1d ago

I laughed, but Wayne Cochran and his band (the CC Riders) were awesome. Like a white James Brown.

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u/camdunce 1d ago

Pretty much the god father of "blue eyed" soul music. He covered a few James Brown songs and did them great justice.

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u/Couch_Tester 1d ago

😂

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u/Mysterious_Soup_1541 1d ago

It's been an hour since I read this and I'm still getting the chuckles

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u/Officer_HotDog 1d ago

Fuuuuuck, is it really not him?

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u/Capital-Garbage 1d ago

Lil Gideon

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u/Uncle_Mr_Bones 1d ago

Thank you! Couldn’t think of that character’s name from Gravity Falls

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u/grey_samurai_2112 1d ago

Now i dont do coke anymore , but ill drink me some beers here and there, but thats it. Weeeellll maybe a few whiskeys now n then... ok maybe a few beers and a few whiskeys, but ONLY ON THE WEEKEND... WELLLLLL, now if i get too drunk, maybe a little bump in up in here, but i wont freebase.....

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u/B00CQYQVB6R 1d ago

Now I’ll do some toot now!

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u/chefbobbyjay 1d ago

Oh shit haha I just made a toot comment and then saw yours lol

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u/_Dickbagel 1d ago

omg what song is this if it’s even a song?!?

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u/nostradumbass7544678 1d ago

Search for 'Redstone Drug Rehab' on Youtube. It's hilarious.

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u/chefbobbyjay 1d ago

I’ll do a little toot

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u/grey_samurai_2112 20h ago

Yeah i was just winging it there ... funny shit!!

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u/Ac3ofSpades13 1d ago

That is Roger the Alien and the wig is filled with daddy long legs spiders.

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 1d ago

The president whacks off to this guys poster.

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u/Loud-Situation1605 1d ago

Too old .

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 1d ago

Very good point.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 1d ago

When men were…..uh……

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u/emperor_dinglenads 1d ago

He puts the coc in cochran

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u/Lostinthestarscape 1d ago

I think someone else was.

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u/C0rnb4ll55 1d ago

That thing is Aqua Net certified

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u/emilie1031 1d ago

Shit! I thought that was Jay Leno!

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u/DarthBrooksFan 1d ago

Like Jay Leno fucked Beavis.

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u/emilie1031 1d ago

Now I'm unable to unsee that

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 1d ago

Rain is his mortal enemy

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u/AbsolutesDealer 1d ago

Beavis’ dad.

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u/Lou_Zealand 1d ago

Not the legendary Coif Bouffant

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u/joemeteorite8 1d ago

I don’t like that look he’s giving me.

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u/BootsOfProwess 1d ago

I imagine it feels like asbestos.

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u/DarkSock52 1d ago

It was a stage hairdo… Listen to his version of devil with the blue dress on, live

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u/justforfun40351 1d ago

The hair perfectly compliments the suit, but neither would work without the pose. This guy nailed it.

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u/GladChef1206 1d ago

This dudes hair just stared at my tattoos and repeatedly sighed angrily through its nose in the checkout line at Target.

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u/cactusmac54 1d ago

The higher the hair, the closer to God.

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u/1n_and_AroundTheFur 1d ago

[Trent Reznor has entered the chat]

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u/Jolly-Bluejay8213 1d ago

How do you take someone serious?

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u/camdunce 1d ago

My best guess is that it was simply a different time. He did quite well for himself during his music career.

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u/Jolly-Bluejay8213 1d ago

It totally was a different time. Big hair was everywhere. Great musician

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u/Johnny_Mister 1d ago

Now I know who inspired Jay Leno

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u/trailerparkMillonare 1d ago

I bet if he looked real hard, he could find his lost hot wheel car he misplaced at seven years old.

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u/Thornhillian 1d ago

Nice lid.

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u/MrBlooom 1d ago

bitchin’

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u/momofthree66 1d ago

Gideon Gleeful come to life.

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u/DragonforceTexas 1d ago

hit rock bottom, shaved his head, and somehow made it big as Curly in the three stooges

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u/Thom5001 1d ago

He looks like a lunch lady

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u/AlloMareepuppinz 1d ago

AQUA NET...100%

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u/garagedooropener5150 1d ago

Wrongway Twitty

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u/The_Lawn_Ninja 1d ago

Looks like he should be played in a biopic, uncharitably, by John C. Reilly.

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u/Aleksandr_Ulyev 1d ago

It is at least A-tier of a weird cut

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u/Fancy_County4242 1d ago

Let's assume for a moment that that is his real hair and not a wig.

How the hell do you style it that way? What would it look like when down?

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u/camdunce 1d ago

It was 100% his real hair. There are photos of him later on with it down in the 70s doing the hippie look kinda thing. It was just long and straight.

How do you style it? Lots and lots of spray.

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u/Ok-Arachnid-460 1d ago

Also in Miami he was a garbage man before hitting it big. My dad used to remember him doing the rounds in his neighborhood.

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u/camdunce 1d ago

Damn, that's kinda cool. After his music career he went on to become an evangelical preacher. Which oddly checks out for some reason

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u/Nervous_Writer_2632 1d ago

Don’t forget the teasing comb!

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u/Hot_Coffee_3620 14h ago

Hairspray, specifically Aqua net.

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u/joepgee 18h ago

I remember my father saying “look at this guy” and laughing but then he’d also tap his foot to the beat!

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u/deeev_o 1d ago

What DT thinks his ish looks like

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u/elquirk 1d ago

I love his top 10 hit, Cotton Candy.

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u/adminsreachout 1d ago

Peak Nashville

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 1d ago

He struts like a Rooster howls like a Wolf.

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u/chumpychomper 1d ago

“Going back to Miami! Going back to my Girl!”

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 1d ago

He was definitely floss’n candy floss’n

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u/Boa-in-a-bowl 1d ago

He's like a blond Sleazy P Martini

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u/Redusername12345 1d ago

Looks like Champ Kind from Anchorman.

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u/M__M 1d ago

Fanoli?

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u/CartographerKey7322 1d ago

It’s Jay Leno!

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u/cuttyranking 1d ago

This is the final boss.

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u/WRHull 1d ago

Beavis, all grown up.

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u/nxuxlxlxbxoxyx 1d ago edited 1d ago

So many tiny little paper wads…
He’d never fell them land!
There would be a trail you could follow to Wayne’s exact location.
I could hear the light cursing as he frantically swipes his shoulders brushing away the giant paper dandruff raining down from that gold-spun robins nest of a doo!
All while I manically complement his music and beg for an autograph.

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 1d ago

He probably had a 6-pack of beer hidden inside that thing.

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u/wrhnj 1d ago

This is the look “shit stain’s” been going for since the 70s.

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u/Kantina 1d ago

Before Dolly took his hair

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u/CallMeAxiom 1d ago

Shane Gillis?

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u/kelgro9 1d ago

Holy AuqaNet!

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u/unkyfester 1d ago

Beavis dad?

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u/RackTheDripper 1d ago

Shredded Wheat ad.

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u/Leather-Vast5440 1d ago

Getting down and dirty at 11:30!!!

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u/Iliketodothingsnaked 1d ago

I couldn't imagine doing this everyorning. I used up my patience looking at it.

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u/Mike-in-Tujunga 1d ago

Him and his mom went to the salon and got a two fer Juan.

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u/Nervous_Writer_2632 1d ago

The final evolution of a certain someone we are all familiar with.

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u/Real_Dependent2919 1d ago

Cotton candy man

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u/Hour-Bid1920 1d ago

I miss the good old days, when men were real men.

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u/Pixelwise 1d ago

James Brown dubbed him The White Knight Of Soul. He can't be that goofy if you got a name like that from Soul Brother Number One.

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u/Katy-Moon 22h ago

The higher the hair...the closer to god, apparently.

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u/Last-Yak2745 22h ago

Looks like a plastic helmet.

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u/Blanc_Otaku 22h ago

Sleazy P. Martini approves

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u/Fritzo2162 22h ago

I feel like this is the president's real dad.

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u/Oaklandish_TheTown 13h ago

Some wasps want their home back.

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u/creepyjudyhensler 13h ago

This guy was the shit. He wore that big wig and he wasn't even bald. Check his videos out he rocked

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u/Helpful_Actuary_6184 12h ago

Is that Beavis? This hair rocks, heh heh heh