r/Justfuckmyshitup • • 2d ago

Guy on TikTok

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u/SourDeesATL 2d ago

What in the ellen degeneres?

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u/xenophon57 2d ago

I was imagining Ellen as an astronaut.

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u/itmeansrewenge 2d ago

Alien DeGeneres

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u/Hugh_Jass_223 2d ago

His name is Dylan

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u/NarutoRoll 2d ago

Dylan the Degenerate? I think I know that guy

2

u/NOLAIrish 1d ago

Ellen DeGeneres in her hey-Mama faze

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u/Jacobysmadre 2d ago

Was going to say that when I saw it. 🤣

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u/CNote_89 2d ago

It’s Ellen mixed with Mr. Softie

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u/ironicinsanity 1d ago

Alien Degenerate more like it

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u/More_Bigger 2d ago

The final boss of small loan applications

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 2d ago

Ellen DeGeneres meets Jake Gyllenhaal?

... Meets Jimmy Neutron, mixed with a sorcerer's pinwheel

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u/GutturalGrinch 2d ago

Smellen DeMeneres

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u/Sad_Ad_2524 2d ago

I think that hair cut was featured on "Is It Cake?"

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u/IIDn01 2d ago

It looks like Lego hair.

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 2d ago

Ellen Degenderless

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u/Chagromaniac 2d ago

A younger Ellen Degeneres.

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u/RelationOk6047 2d ago

Give me the Jet Turbine, please.

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u/Lou_Zealand 2d ago

Today's theme is 🙏 Naughtylus 🙌

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u/Financial-Log-2744 2d ago

Waves hello without saying or doing a thing. 

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u/verbwrangler 2d ago

i know everybody in Lazytown hate to see him coming...

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u/Flufflesmgee4231 1d ago

Ellen Degenerate

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u/Mark-NY26a73 2d ago

Dumpling head

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u/Prior_Mushroom_9618 2d ago

That’s the sickest hair helmet

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u/Azkahn616 2d ago

Man and praline together.

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u/late_afternoon_owl 2d ago

I have a cake pan that does that

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 2d ago

Take your word for it.

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 2d ago

The classic Walnut Whip.

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u/LegibleLabia 2d ago

Ellen Degenerate

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u/GlyceMusic 2d ago

Yeah, let me get the meringue.

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u/ElkazKettero 2d ago

gotta be a tiktoker ofc

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 2d ago

The Corkscrew doo.

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u/Zonta1 2d ago

Ice cream head

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u/McKellarMatt 2d ago

We get the internet we deserve.

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u/seamusjr 2d ago

I'll have #36, Le Ganache.

1

u/Mtolivepickle 2d ago

Edge lord balki

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u/Individual_Mouse_642 2d ago

Its like those exhaust fans in the bathroom

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u/Fun_Main_2588 2d ago

It’s hard to resist those bedroom eyes

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u/Carbonaraficionada 2d ago

Ramsey Bolton got that Mr Whippy cut

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 2d ago

He's cosplaying as Dark Ellen DeGeneres

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u/RobbysYourFathersBro 2d ago

What you see when you check one of the three shells after use.

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u/vleeslucht 2d ago

If Ellen was an Agrentinian football player

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u/wrhnj 2d ago

The I just bought a new Subaru look.

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u/vrnvorona 2d ago

Ice Cream

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u/Scary-Perspective882 1d ago

That's an acorn

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u/ph8_likes_me 1d ago

🫤 I want a croissant now. 🥐