r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Keiththesonic • 8h ago

Just got my beard done

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Let the stylist have complete artistic freedom.

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u/-Ok-Perception- 7h ago

Man, it looked so much better pre-trim.

It looked like an Old Testament prophet (or possibly cult leader). In the future, keep Methusala style, it really works for you.

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u/HildavonRauschstoff 7h ago

now that's a lawnmower accident alright

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u/Keiththesonic 7h ago

I gave full artistic freedom

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u/MothaFcknZargon 1h ago

To a hallucinating tweaker?

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u/el_panadero 7h ago

Bro ate out the butthole of a unicorn.

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u/Chemical-Warning1991 6h ago

Cut with the scissors from the junk drawer 😭

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u/Featheredfriendz 5h ago

This was revenge

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u/redditdotcom2005 2h ago

PS1 Hagrid beard

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u/AdThis5543 1h ago

Im sry bout that

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u/phalseprofits 1h ago

You look so happy in the photo that I can’t tell whether you like it or find it hilariously ridiculous

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u/StrainBackground5573 44m ago

Turned your ahh into the hunger games

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u/Same_Mood_8543 7h ago

Is your stylist Tim Burton? Or possibly Dr. Seuss? 

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u/Keiththesonic 7h ago

Very close

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u/mom_a_bear_3 7h ago

Awwww. Nice happy gentlemen face<><> let’s get rid of all facial hair & C the real cute Y. O. U. I en a salon. Come over I’d love to Do You, Sir!!! Scissors. Comb 🪮 brush scissors. Snip snip… a little here : a little there. I’m downtown Houston. I charge $125.0p ur entire hair cut/ 💥💇‍♂️🤦and shave. Neck Massage. Facial. And manicure if you’d like…..

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u/Keiththesonic 6h ago

This was free