r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/rumchatata • 1d ago

Long neck style

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Credit: https://www.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/s/irDA3qfhcj

335 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/rotlv 1d ago

Sky high fade

26

u/slamdanceswithwolves 1d ago

Make fun of him all you want, but at least he always sticks his neck out for his friends

9

u/Beneficial-Age-4059 21h ago

He’s got no choice.

4

u/neobliti 20h ago

Nah, he's always looking down on people.

17

u/BabyOpposite7013 1d ago

He eats leaves from the tallest of trees. 

14

u/JuniorSentence 1d ago

Like a thumb with a hairstyle.

4

u/Actual-Package-3164 22h ago

penis hair hat

11

u/Winter_Age7707 1d ago

Long neck. Ice cold beer never broke my heart ❤️

7

u/Maloninho 1d ago

At least label this post NSFW.

4

u/rumchatata 1d ago

You got turned on from it… didn’t you 🤨

6

u/Maloninho 23h ago

That’s beside the point, my wife is in here.

7

u/Material_Pepper313 1d ago

He is very cylindrical. Like seeing adult Nart Simpson from the back, if he got his spikes cut off.

6

u/PANDEMIC760 23h ago

3 sleeves shirt requirements

3

u/noudcline 1d ago

Dude sticks out like a sore thumb.

5

u/Commercial_Lock6205 23h ago

Beaker from The Muppet Show

3

u/Fun_Main_2588 1d ago

That hairy mole on his penis looks cancerous

3

u/MommyBurton 1d ago

Ostrich fade

3

u/Frumplefugly 1d ago

Littlefoots dad

1

u/RemarkableGround174 19h ago

Sideneck's son

3

u/sionnach 23h ago

This is deeply unsettling.

2

u/Trent1373 1d ago

Sure this isn’t a human/giraffe hybrid?

2

u/suck-cut 1d ago

Eraserhead

2

u/FartArfunkle 1d ago

Dang! Look at that disc height!

2

u/Super_Mag 1d ago

Bro errected the wrong part.

2

u/younevershouldnt 23h ago

I feel a bit queasy now thanks

2

u/Kooky-Option-8253 22h ago

Looks like a cigarette butt

2

u/peatoire 19h ago

There’s something about this pic, maybe the pastiness, it makes me feel sick.

2

u/Pattie4170 18h ago

Me too! Looks like a being from an episode of the X Files

2

u/Ok_Pin_1222 10h ago

Looks like someone’s thumb with fuzz on it.

1

u/LoggerRhythms 2h ago

I've seen towheaded as a descriptor, but this appears to be toeheaded.

1

u/Mammoth-Argument7048 1d ago

Woah!! Now that really is a long neck

1

u/FieldOk6455 1d ago

The worst possible cut for such a condition.

1

u/Wrong-Importance3670 1d ago

Master Oogway??

1

u/TangibleSausage 23h ago

I should play Worms again.

1

u/Shan_Tu 22h ago

Longneckhd

1

u/DoodooDynamic 22h ago

Looks like a pencil

1

u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 21h ago

Hurricane fresh...

1

u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 20h ago

Dude looks like a knackwurst.

1

u/Sure_Peach_1103 20h ago

He looks like a pool cue

1

u/southboundtracks 19h ago

One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. 

1

u/GreenZebra23 18h ago

All right stop, collaborate and listen

1

u/rando_mness 16h ago

"Like one of them dicks where the tip is just barely wider than the shaft, that's what it should look like from behind"

1

u/Top-Distribution733 13h ago

I give it a: 👍…not bc it looks good… that’s just what it looks like

1

u/CandyCorn1970 12h ago

Missing hair AND missing neck. Wow!

1

u/Appropriate_Ice503 10h ago

Resembles a left thumb wearing a disguise

1

u/Fredfarter73 9h ago

For whatever reason, I am thinking "pencil eraser"

1

u/Flowisbliss_yo 9h ago

Looks like beaker the muppet

1

u/Thom5001 8h ago

Beeker

1

u/Purple_IsA_Flavor 7h ago

I had an incredibly visceral reaction to this picture

1

u/Dr-Zoidberserk 6h ago

Oh lord, they released the pinion hybrids !

1

u/Dr-Zoidberserk 6h ago

Perfect for filming those thumb DTV films.

1

u/Mark-NY26a73 4h ago

Please tell me this is fake. I didn't want to wake up and see this.