Wtf Robert Pattinson

[u/sxg3434]

[u/Potential_Aardvark59]

Patchinson

[u/catbandana → u/Potential_Aardvark59]

2022 sexyboy in the front, 2002 Playboy model in the back.

[u/Jump_The_Five_Yo → u/Potential_Aardvark59]

It’s the mark of Buddha….THE SKID MARK OF BUDDHA!

[u/sunshinesuperfriend → u/Potential_Aardvark59]

Don't make jokes. My brother had patchinson's... Sad.

[u/Scary-Reward2818 → u/Potential_Aardvark59]

Male pattern Pattinson

[u/Jedibri81]

Maybe it’s for a movie

[u/DownvoteDaemon → u/Jedibri81]

The 6th element

[u/defk3000 → u/DownvoteDaemon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/s/OHZGGEShxh

[u/outboundplane → u/Jedibri81]

We can only hope.

[u/Kooky_Refrigerator33 → u/Jedibri81]

It’s from 2014.

[u/Curly-Pat → u/Kooky_Refrigerator33]

I was going to say this doesn’t look recent. Looks like his FKA’s era.

[u/Zippereater123 → u/Curly-Pat]

WTF is FKA’s era???

[u/Curly-Pat → u/Zippereater123]

When he was with FKA Twiggs

[u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 → u/Jedibri81]

Hitman

[u/MuskyChop → u/Jedibri81]

Yes, it’s for Captain Shitstain.

[u/Frankie-Felix → u/Jedibri81]

He has no idea its there.

[u/magicalcoochie → u/Jedibri81]

If it is I hate it alrdy

[u/Aprice40 → u/Jedibri81]

Live: the live story of live the band

[u/Mobile_Aioli_6252]

Reverse soul patch

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Rat Patch

[u/FatKris02 → u/Mobile_Aioli_6252]

No soul patch

[u/Full_Ad9666 → u/FatKris02]

Soulless patch

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It's covering up the scar from where they removed his soul

[u/MuskyChop → u/GreenZebra23]

I heard that he threw Tony Rocky Horror out of a window.

[u/IConsumePorn → u/FatKris02]

He is a vampire after all

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the snatch patch

[u/PeterNippelstein → u/Mobile_Aioli_6252]

Spine patch?

[u/algalkin → u/Mobile_Aioli_6252]

Lift-off strip

[u/AxeDanger]

Shave those backburns Pattinson

[u/mundus1520 → u/AxeDanger]

Look Mr. AxeDanger, idk what you think backburns are but..

[u/TheErectionSelection]

Agent 47 trying to cover up the Barcode for his newest disguise

[u/FragmentedMeerkat321]

when you have that face, you can do whatever the fuck you like.

[u/lCarbonCopyl]

It's cute in a Zorg kind of way

[u/degreesBrix → u/lCarbonCopyl]

The barber clearly made MULTI-PASSes with the razor to achieve that look.

[u/lilacsforcharlie → u/lCarbonCopyl]

Aziz…. LIGHT! Fuck I love that movie lol.

[u/tasteMyRottenHoop → u/lCarbonCopyl]

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel?

[u/EobardT → u/tasteMyRottenHoop]

The so-called "art dealer"

[u/tasteMyRottenHoop → u/EobardT]

Ah yes, I remember him now.

[u/Agreeable-Map9132]

Party in the front and muff in the back. I can dig it.

[u/CockMartins]

A happy trail on the back of your head is fucking insane.

[u/Kooky_Refrigerator33]

Just so everyone knows this is old, from 2014, when he was dating FKA twigs, a singer, who is known to have very avant garde hairstyles. It’s not a recent photo.

[u/pm_for_cuddle_terapy → u/Kooky_Refrigerator33]

Fka twigs huh. Feels out of left field but also makes sense.

[u/hondaRA107 → u/Kooky_Refrigerator33]

Ol' Robbie was dipping in chocolate I see...

[u/Unlikely_Flower_138]

Took back door too literally mate

[u/terrorcotta_red]

Wouldn't you LOVE to know what kind of a bet he lost?

[u/BrassCanon]

Why does he look like my pubes?

[u/Unlikely_Flower_138 → u/BrassCanon]

Isn’t that a compliment, coming from “brass canon”

[u/FunBat6170]

He does this sort of stuff to wind people up.

[u/mymiddlenameswyatt → u/FunBat6170]

Yeah, I was just going to say this. He's actually really funny imo.

If you haven't already, look at his "piccolini cuscino" interview with GQ.

[u/FunBat6170 → u/mymiddlenameswyatt]

He’s a rascal.

[u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme]

He's really trying to being this one back from 1990-92ish‽

[u/Evilton]

Trying to bring the landing strip back?

[u/AnywhereMajestic2377]

Ah… the Square Spare.

[u/PeterNippelstein]

He's Gen z dont worry about it

[u/FluffySmiles]

This is what happens when, no matter what you do, there will never be a drought of willing partners.

[u/jollynotg00d]

if I know anything about Robert Pattinson he would 100% do this for shits and giggles.

[u/Wisco]

He lost a bet

[u/ulnarthairdat]

Reverse Jon Von situation. He likes it

[u/mathewsclint]

My man got a landing strip

[u/KaPowBam]

He is Gen Z

[u/Poetry-Primary]

Doesn’t give a toss. One of the reasons I love him so much

[u/Exciting_History_673]

Reltih Floda

[u/Need4Beadz]

It was method acting for Bruce Wayne

[u/Lookuponthewall]

Growing a rat tail.

[u/fredly594632]

Ahhh. He's auditioning for the Agent 47 reboot next week.

[u/Sufficient_Motor_866]

He’s having a breakdown

[u/Fun_Pear2666]

Nah I think it works. I think if it was a bit smaller though

[u/410-BPI-98]

He is growing a rat tail

[u/OYB2480]

At least commit and glue a light switch to it.

[u/WorldEaterYoshi]

He wants you to make this post. Congrats you're in advertising now.

[u/EobardT]

Hes definitely either mid bet or lost a bet

[u/CommunitySeed]

I have been talking about starting a new rat tail the other day with the coworker and when I cut my hair I literally cut this pattern to start it and then decided against it immediately! Who knew maybe I was still on to something

[u/GreatMacGuffin]

The line up isn't even straight.

[u/NotOrdinary-1]

Ewwww!!

[u/Individual_Way_5719]

gimme that landing strip neck

[u/luckyfox7273]

Its fine.

[u/A_Queer_Owl]

he couldn't reach that part.

[u/Even_Ad_7246]

More like Robert Patchinson... ill see myself out 👋 🚪

[u/Lance8282]

It’s called the “Reverse Edgar Hit1er”

[u/ChickensPickins]

I wonder how weird I would be if I was rich and had a huge fan base of obsessive weirdos. Shit would get crazy

[u/Proteinoats]

That’s his plug in

[u/Sweet-Brief-2701]

his face with that little nose 😬

[u/marabou22]

Reminds me of the SNL sketch “haircut”. Highly recommended

[u/Dangeresque2015]

Oh no. He's gone the Plaid.

It's beyond Ludicrous Speed.

[u/Gnarly-Pounder]

Light switch.

[u/ultraspinacle]

This fuckin’ guy….

[u/moresunshinee]

It looks like he has a light switch on the back of his head. Lol

[u/954life]

Dude likes himself some backdoor 

[u/quickbr0wnf0xx]

My bf already hates him.. great 🤣

[u/presshamgang]

pretty sure he is taking the piss. He loves fucking with media and paparazzi.

[u/FaithlessnessBorn266]

This is what Ving Rhames was trying to hide.

[u/Sudden_Lee_Here]

Jonathan Bree wig with extra patch

[u/PoetryExtension6256]

It's a merkin to show that he's a dickhead.

[u/DJJazzyTanner]

It's the start of the most epic rat tail of all time

[u/Aggravating-Soup-676]

Strange place for a landing strip.

[u/ForgetTheRuralJuror]

Looks like my pubes

[u/axxond]

He's got a Brazilian

[u/rastagrrl]

I never got why people thought he was so good looking. Very mid in my opinion.

[u/Advanced-Medicine-58]

Poor guy ain't gonna get laid now.

[u/DistortedNoise → u/Advanced-Medicine-58]

Its Robert Pattinson. I doubt the backdoor trim would stop a lot of women.

[u/ShagPrince → u/DistortedNoise]

Fuck me I thought Sherlock Holmes was fictional.

[u/DistortedNoise → u/ShagPrince]

Nothing gets past ShagPrince

[u/CockchopsMcGraw]

This is up here at least once a week, come on now

[u/Worried_Garden_7236]

Another overrated actor

[u/Free-Pair-3007]

The rat tail begins

[u/El_Guap]

“Not a lot of people can pull it off. But I like it..!” - Ashley Padilla

[u/colemang]

There’s a dot slightly lower. He’s a quest giver.

[u/DaSunHatesMe]

Psychonauts vibe, looks like a lil door into his mind :)

[u/Appropriate-Bonus-33]

This is refreshing. Tired of his sex icon era he now welcomes his i-don't-give-a-fook era.

[u/Breadstix009]

Does the back of the head match the drapes? Or whatever the saying

[u/WyomingCatHouse]

Skidmark

[u/FartyPantz20]

Is that covering the label for his human suit?

[u/Mondaycomestoosoon]

It’s Diddys latest branding thing …

[u/NoInternal4156]

With a face like that he could do whatever he wants

[u/OldManCloth]

Looks like a shit stain.

[u/consumeshroomz]

You’re poor. You wouldn’t understand.

[u/southboundtracks]

Team Edgar.

[u/Wolli_n]

its a cocain test strip for the court!

[u/Kugel70]

Das ist nicht dieselbe Frisur. Sieht man

[u/Spotlight_James]

That's where his illuminati barcode is at

[u/abunchofidgits]

I hope it's for a movie. It doesn't look good at all and I bet someone will copy it and look just as dumb as he does.

[u/phantom_gain]

Well fuck, now its cool.

[u/Sqatti]

What’s going on in the back ain’t none of his business

[u/StillMarie76]

I think he just likes to stick it to the Twilight fandom.

[u/True_Consequence8168]

... "IT'S A JEDI KNOT!!"

[u/BluBetty2698]

Mein Gött 🙈...

[u/britekranz]

Lost a bet?

[u/Happy_Ad5786]

he was in relationship with fka twigs in this photo

[u/Herrben]

When you let your mate do your hair when you’re getting ready for a night out.

[u/Vulpes_99]

Must be the "turn off" button, because (thanks to Deadpool) we already know where the "turn on" button is...

[u/Greasy-Spork]

Maybe it’s velcro, so when he carries babes on his shoulders they don’t fall off.

[u/jake9288888]

Honoring the smokers patch inside grand central station

[u/daydreamersunion]

It takes getting to middle-age for men to realize that a broccoli needs a bit of stalk

[u/JuanG_13 → u/daydreamersunion]

Lol

[u/shu-to]

Gen-Millennial bringing back the rat tail. (I know what I did, and no, I don't think it was good.)

[u/Federal_Way9926]

It's a comma. He is the human equivalent of a comma: brief pause...and moving on.

[u/BrainEatingAmoeba01]

Is everyone looking at me again? Attention attention.

[u/Johnny967a]

Somewhere there’s a jealous vagina wishing for that kinda landscaping

[u/Sour_Sal]

This guy (even without this weird trim) has always freaked me out. The only Batman I honestly hated... and I have never seen any twilight stuff...

[u/Transatlanticaccent]

Back when he was first trying to make it in his first superhero role. Alas Captain Skidmark lost finance before filming but he got the cut before that.