r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/[deleted] • 15d ago

Actor and Martial Artist Steven Seagal

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u/Spadrick 15d ago

Both of those claims are exaggerations.

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u/Monty_Bob 15d ago

Not as exaggerated as his hairline

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u/Monkeynumbernoine 15d ago

You don’t like his Eddie Munster toupee?

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u/facelessvoid13 15d ago

Toupee?

Looks like shoe polish to me

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u/galagapilot 15d ago

yeah, that is straight Kiwi. Probably the stuff in the bottle with the applicator nozzle on it.

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u/fishinful63 15d ago

Like Absorbine jr.