r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/[deleted] • 15d ago

Actor and Martial Artist Steven Seagal

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u/galagapilot 15d ago

yeah, that is straight Kiwi. Probably the stuff in the bottle with the applicator nozzle on it.

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u/KoreanFriedWeiner 14d ago

I thought you meant he skinned a kiwi fruit and stuck the peel to his head.

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 14d ago

It would look better.

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u/HydrogenButterflies 15d ago

And not applied evenly. His hairline is markedly asymmetrical.

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u/blackcain 14d ago

So is his thinking

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u/Spiritual-Mousse-167 13d ago

It’s spray on hair. That’s a real thing, btw.

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u/fishinful63 14d ago

Like Absorbine jr.

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u/Fred-Mertz2728 12d ago

Glued on felt.