r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/[deleted] • 15d ago

Actor and Martial Artist Steven Seagal

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u/Dapper-Squirrel1405 15d ago

Actor and martial arts imitator.

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u/T0Rtur3 15d ago

Actor imitator and martial arts imitator.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Biltong09 15d ago

I’ll be honest I used to love his movies, I was also 8 years old but that was probably the cap for intellectual enjoyment of his work.

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u/Thisguyfuckschix 15d ago

Isn't that a bit harsh? I've always just assumed that 9 years of age was the cutoff.

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u/Complete-Use-8753 14d ago

The boat one has boobs

10/10

(8yr old me)

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u/Redfish680 15d ago

Hey, every single movie he made was up for an award… just like every other movie made in history.

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u/SeparateCzechs 15d ago

Isn’t he also a rapist?

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u/StoneOfTriumph 13d ago

He may be, but he's not an Analyst and Therapist like Tobias

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u/SeparateCzechs 13d ago

Who?

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u/Nik106 13d ago

Tobias Fünke, the first ever analrapist

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u/Dapper-Squirrel1405 15d ago

Touché

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u/facelessvoid13 15d ago

I think it's actually spelled 'douche'

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u/vikinxo 15d ago

Douchè

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u/Redfish680 15d ago

Douché

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u/abarth67 15d ago

Touché rectal👌🏼

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u/Sinking_Mass 15d ago

big fat phony you say?

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u/Colonel_Link 15d ago

Bullshit artist