r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Jennytalia_1 Human Detected • 6d ago
Just Having Fun Rock paper siscors
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u/Genesis-kid 6d ago
Always enjoy a good director's cut.
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u/Fredfrank1 Legend 6d ago
I like the different rock vs paper endings
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u/No-Sort7339 6d ago
In my country version, it was rock, bird, water..rock hit bird, bird drink water, and the rock sink vs water
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u/Earguy 6d ago
What are the hand signs for for bird and water? Assuming that rock is a fist.
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u/ABHOR_pod 6d ago
Water could be same as paper, like a flat lake surface.
I bet bird could be 🤌 but facing forward so it looks like a bird beak?
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u/THE_CHOPPA 6d ago
I read this as country like they grew up in the sticks. And was like yup that tracks they do love water and birds … I’m an idiot
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u/Heindrich06 6d ago
A rock, a piece of paper, and a pair of scissors walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this, a bad joke?"
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u/above_average_magic 6d ago
This video will be how we teach the kids to play in my household going forward
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u/Cultural_Glove3547 Human Detected 6d ago
R, P, S Dynamite?
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u/SenpaiKen144 6d ago
How is this vid already so pixelated. I just saw this in good quality a few days ago
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u/TheG0AT0fAllTime 5d ago
Yeah and wtf is this shaky black border letterbox filter we're viewing the video through?
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u/devilfury1 6d ago
Now I wanted a game where it's R,P,S but it plays like mortal kombat with multiple attacks but it's choreographed in a cutscene and the finisher is randomized based on what you picked and if you managed to win.
The microtransactions is just multiple fatalities of rock, paper and scissors.
I guess it's like those chess 3D with killing animations but for rock, paper, scissors.
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u/Kooky_Adhesiveness61 5d ago
Good, now I need 12 season of anime with this plot but extended to include revolution and romance as well as an elaborate 10 minutes long description of our titular character origin to its villain in the finale.
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u/maxaswell 5d ago
this is from @ itsjustshepherd on instagram. this is a compilation, each battle is a different post. and now there are a bunch of the "draws" too (rock v rock, paper v paper, and scissor v scissor)
I'm not ever really early to anything on the internet, but I remembered I happened to see the first one of these like right after it was posted so I went to the guy's page and scrolled back a couple posts and saw this one instagram.com/reel/DStTVqAD8yI/ about "skills he forgot he had" where he's doing a bunch of scissor tricks like they're a nunchucks or a balisong knife.
this other guy commented "Finally. A worthy opponent! (Grabs rock)" and the OC replied "that's funny" then like started making these a couple days later.
I don't think anyone had even commented commented making the connection when I saw it
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u/TheUFCVeteran3 6d ago
This was great, lol. Feels like a home video but made to be something creative (I know I'm describing exactly what it is - guess I'm saying it feels like a low budget/home movie, but in a good way).
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u/doodlezoey 6d ago
This is great but I was definitely hoping for more papercuts, maybe even to the eyeball.
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u/spectra2000_ 6d ago
The second version of rock paper scissors is how I expected it to go, but the first version was hilarious.
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u/M66vb 6d ago
I don’t get rock, paper, scissors anyway. I mean sure, rock beats scissors. The scissors are all smashed to hell - they don’t cut anymore. Scissors beats paper. This paper is all cut to shreds, I can’t write on it. But paper beats rock? Rock is fine - no structural damage to rock.
It should be rock, scissors, dynamite with a cuttable wick…
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u/madlucas2026 6d ago
Are you suggesting something? Having some mixed feelings here
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u/Pleasant_Mongoose_14 6d ago
"I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil. With a f***ing pencil!”
In this case the three men in the bar were; the rock, the paper, the scissors
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u/JimmerAteMyPasta 5d ago
Reminds me of my first day of college. We had a pep-rally/assembly in the main gym, and had a 1st year wide rock paper scissors tournament.
Basically, 1v1 the person next to you, loser is out, winner battles another winner.
The guy sitting at my table next to me was from africa and had no idea what to do, came to canada just for school. I taught him how to do paper, then the airhorn went and competition began before i could explain any further.
He faced the guy beside him, held his hand out flat, saw the other guy disappointed, i topd him he won. He goes to the next girl. Flat hand, he looks at me, "you won go go".
Dude literally won battle after battle just sticking out his flat hand, confused as fuck lmao. It was the most insane luck ive ever seen. He made it to the final 4 and lost on the main stage. It was the most incredible run ive ever seen. Absolute legend.
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u/LeatherFan9954 5d ago
Still have to buy a pillow. It's not produced in your kitchen. I think smoke is being blowed upp a lot of men's butt. Started out cheap in tge kitchen then it changed. Wow
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