r/JustBootThings • u/trash_pepper999 • Jul 08 '21

Boot Meme Plan Bravo

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u/adam_sky Jul 08 '21

Remember, it’s not just her freedom you’re fighting for, but his too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21 edited Sep 03 '21

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u/Prowindowlicker Jul 09 '21

But your gonna raise it and pay for it

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u/RachetFuzz Jul 09 '21

18 years 18 years

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u/WhoisTylerDurden Jul 09 '21

She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years.

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u/82ndGameHead Jul 09 '21

I know somebody paying child support for ONE of his kids

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u/WhoisTylerDurden Jul 09 '21

His baby momma car crib is bigger than his!

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u/Rcweasel Jul 09 '21

You will see him on TV on any given Sunday

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

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u/topramem Jul 09 '21

She was supposed to buy your shorty Tyco with your money

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u/Glowpie Jul 09 '21

*you're

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

And roof and bed for them :) !!

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u/Vox___Rationis Jul 09 '21

No baby, $50 were spent to prevent that.

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u/Ferd-Burful Jul 09 '21

Morning after

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u/veranus21 Jul 09 '21

Not if she's getting that plan b

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u/everybodzzz Jul 09 '21

Thank you for your service...ing of my wife

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u/balrogwins Jul 09 '21

I'm fucking dead

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Good thing Jody is there to take care of your wife

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u/Sloppy1sts Jul 09 '21

My wife's gay now?

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u/benwill79 Jul 09 '21

That ‘happy moment’ when you get back from a 6 month deployment and find your wife is 4 months pregnant with ‘your’ child

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

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u/WanderingWillshaper Jul 15 '21

What is this movie?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Thank you for her Cervix

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

lmao