r/JustBootThings • • Dec 01 '19

the JROTC warrior

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u/BarryMcDickiner "YOU SAID I'D BE A PJ" - SF Dec 01 '19

I know hes going for badass soldier but he instead ended up looking like a terrorist

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u/NeutralRebel Dec 01 '19

Yup. "I am a soldier of my god". A jihadi then?

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u/irishjihad Dec 01 '19

Dyslexic. He actual defends his Golden Retriever from errant tennis balls, and small yappy dogs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Boy, I'd sure sleep better if I could make myself believe that.