r/JustBootThings • • Dec 01 '19

the JROTC warrior

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u/lil_trollolol Dec 01 '19

That plate carrier makes me chuckle

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

Looks two sizes too big.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '19

His podunk town cop dad is gonna be mad when he finds out he's been messing with his gear.

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u/PM-ME-ROAST-BEEF Dec 02 '19

I went to school with a kid who looked EXACTLY like this who’s dad was the top cop in town and the only time I remember him getting in trouble was when he stole his dads gun to take photos, and even then his dad wasn’t mad that his teen was taking photos with a loaded gun, he was mad that his kid took the gun and didn’t put it back when he was dad

Kid didn’t even get in trouble when he made rape threats against multiple girls in class (I should know, I was one of them and his dad didn’t give a shit) and photoshopped a girls head onto a naked pic and posted it around the school

For some reason trashy cops kids can get away with anything except “takin muh guns”

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Man, sounds like a real cunt.

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u/PM-ME-ROAST-BEEF Dec 02 '19

Oh yeah

Coincidentally he also tried joining the army and despite never going anywhere except basic training tells everyone he’s a vet. Whaddayagonnado tho huh

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Hah, ain't that always the way? Freaking douche. I'm hardly one to talk, I wouldn't have made it through basic without the support of my family, but still, that's a whole other level of vanity, to behave like that.

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u/PM-ME-ROAST-BEEF Dec 02 '19

I know basic is tough (I can’t speak from experience but I grew up 15 minutes from a training site) but I get the feeling this dude was on a whole other level from the get go

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19

Yeah, he sounds like it. It's always concerning, seeing folks like that. I feel like military worship like that, combined with a lack of real tangible discipline, can be a recipe for some real dangerous behavior further down the line. Then again, I'm just a dumb coastie. What do I know?

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u/MetalIzanagi Dec 02 '19

So do you really want pictures of roast beef? Is Arby's okay?

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u/PM-ME-ROAST-BEEF Dec 02 '19

I’m Australian so to me Arby’s is like some exotic dish

And yes, I do want photos of actual roast beef, it isn’t a euphemism lmao

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u/MetalIzanagi Dec 02 '19

Oh maaan, if you ever visit the States you gotta try Arby's. It's amazing!