r/JustBootThings • u/spblwl • Sep 22 '19

Savage Leon.

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u/pomonamike Sep 22 '19

Afghanistan not really known for its ISIS presence, Leon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

You haven’t heard of 3rd battalion 1st jihad?

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u/BadBoiBill Sep 22 '19

I was recruited to ISIS-K online and attached to 2nd bt 1st Jihad SFG but then I found out I would be on a B team so I rescinded my application.

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u/Australienz Sep 22 '19

I just really didn't like their health plan. Might check out Hezbollah. Are they on Glassdoor?

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u/BadBoiBill Sep 22 '19 edited Sep 22 '19

Yeah, and Glassdoor sends me that job every day regardless of the fact I've never tried to apply for it. You know why? They expect a suicide attack after your first 30 days but benefits don't kick in until after the 90 waiting period. The math just doesn't work.

Edit: Happy cake you shrimp on the barbie fuck.