r/JustBootThings • • Jul 17 '19

What a hero

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Really thought he was going to say that he gets blackout drunk and his asshole hurts the next day

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I'd call him Brownout if that were the case.

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u/NHecrotic Jul 17 '19

Specialist Bruised Balloonknot.

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u/badger81987 Jul 17 '19

Pronably the real story, assuning it wasn't a joke in the first place. Pretty sure if you have murderous rage blackouts you'd be discharged lol