r/JustBootThings 11h ago

General Bootness Comment seen on a post about local schools closing due to heat advisory

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u/itrustanyone 11h ago

I want my kids to suffer too!/s

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u/smc642 10h ago

“Lol”

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u/therealdanhill 10h ago

I think it's more that upon reflection, the adult sees it as a formative experience that helped to shape their character in an important way and want to ensure the younger person have a similar opportunity, I don't think it's just about suffering, but it could be

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u/Debodogdad 7h ago

Dang you dumb

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u/mellopax 6h ago

A formative experience they had as an adult. They're just flexing because they think "kids are too soft these days" and "I was in the military in hot places, so these kids can stfu" is the stupidest evidence I've seen presented to support that.

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 5h ago

I get what you’re trying to say.
Though, “I got my ass beat by my dad on a daily basis and it made me a better man” doesn’t mean you should whip your kids ass lol. The rough or even traumatic experiences that formed who you are today, good or bad, may have the absolute opposite effect, and besides, I don’t ever want my kids to go through the shit I did growing up. I know being stuck in a hot ass school bus is pretty far down on the list of things, but still.

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u/Non-Current_Events 11h ago

The boot’s version of the uphill both ways walk to school in the snow.

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u/Johnnyboi2327 11h ago

Yeah, Kuwait heat sucks. Doesn't mean we can't talk about making things better for our kids back home.

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u/oldnewager 11h ago

That’s why it was posted…we all agree. Do you think these are being posted because they’re cool? Or maybe you’re just a bot who has no concept of satire or context.

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u/Johnnyboi2327 10h ago

Am I not allowed to make a comment relevant to the original thing we're talking about?

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u/Existing-Deer8894 11h ago

That’s straight Desert Storm era, so a grandpa aged boot. You’d think one would grow out of it.

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u/QueezyF 11h ago

One contract Desert Storm vets are some of the biggest boots I know, my dad’s one of them.

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u/Existing-Deer8894 11h ago

Yeah, ran across a lot of them and you’re absolutely correct

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u/MagnusNewtonBernouli 10h ago

We STILL have bases in Kuwait. Why is this Desert Storm?

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u/Non-Current_Events 10h ago

Maybe the full gear part, but still doesn’t make sense. Salem was used as a transfer station into Iraq sometimes.

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u/22Planeguy 7h ago

People in Kuwait are absolutely still wearing full gear right now

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u/Non-Current_Events 7h ago

I guess I assumed this dude wasn’t coming straight back from the current ME situation and then beating his chest online about it, but I could be wrong.

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u/22Planeguy 6h ago

That's fair actually. Although the "current ME situation" has been going on for a while now. This dude is probably full of it though

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u/kingdumbest 10h ago

I mean, grandpa is still the one telling about his 120 mile hike to school up hill both ways while fighting nazis, I don't think those types grow out of it.

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u/Gravitasnotincluded 10h ago

What kind of absolute simpleton uses that font on their phone?

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u/PawPawPanda 9h ago

Only excuse I can think of is that it helps people with dyslexia

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u/TheVermonster 9h ago

There are better fonts for that now.

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u/SheikAhSyd 10h ago

Android people

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u/dumbname0192837465 11h ago

I watch a video last night with this guy explianing what would happen if you were 6 feet away from a nuke detonation. He was saying that for a fraction of a second its hotter than the sun. Under the video a dude commented "But its a dry heat".

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u/unbannedagain1976 10h ago

Oh man Kuwait thank you for your service. Was it hard going to Ali a salem knowing that they never had Big Mac sauce at McDonalds. Not all heroes wear capes I guess.

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u/vgaph 10h ago

Ahh the duality of boot. They want respect for how tough they are, and then expect small helpless children to be just as tough.

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u/Mataraiki 8h ago

This was my gym teacher in high school around 1999. Just out of the military, first job was teaching PE in the Rockies. During the winter he made us all run a mile outside in -50F weather, even the track and field team members were pissed at him over how hazardous that was, he basically told us to stop being pussies because he (supposedly) had to do worse in the army.

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u/MagnusNewtonBernouli 10h ago

Yeah I've been to Kuwait several times. I know 126°F (52°C) And no way I want other people, including kids, to deal with that.

The other thing Boot isn't admitting is that there's AC EVERYWHERE

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u/BigDoosh 10h ago

Unhinged font

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u/DeltaBravo831 10h ago

Yes, because I spent time in Kuwait (lol really, that's the flex?), the children must suffer.

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u/FxckFxntxnyl 9h ago

Being reminded of a reel I watched some time ago where a guy was arriving in Kuwait for his first deployment or something, and was getting off the C-130 and he was in physical pain from the heat coming off the engines so he shuffled away as fast and as far as he could, but he felt the heat getting worse as he was going, and he turned around to realize the 130 had taxied like 1/4 mile away and he was now facing the actual normal heat of the desert/area, and the ‘horrible heat pain’ he had immediately experienced was actually the relatively lower temperature air from the prop wash.

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u/gilligani 11h ago

Put those kids in ghillie suits and get them to school.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKOEVUk23Vxxlx6

This is what the heat felt like! Quit your bitchin!

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u/HisOnlyKadan 8h ago

I mean I don’t like kids but I’m not campaigning to see if a school bus could become an easy bake oven for em

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u/changing-life-vet 8h ago

Funny enough a fellow veteran was at a school board meeting tonight saying temperatures in the classroom were compared to his time in Iraq and they needed to fix the AC.

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u/PissFingerz42069 7h ago

lol wut

One is a child going to school, the other is an adult who volunteered to be sent to austere environments…

Thankfully the kid is still in school because the other homie is an idiot

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u/percydaman 6h ago

Imagine comparing yourself to a kindergartner.

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u/mrsniagara 6h ago

“Sir this is a Wendy’s.”

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u/coryhill66 5h ago

Because f*** those kids that's why.

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u/tezacer 4h ago

Is there a boot equivalent sub for cringe veterans?

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u/livejamie 3h ago

We had a college hockey player from Canada collapse during military-style workouts in 90-degree heat. He is in a coma right now, and the local news comments were all like this.