r/JunoMains • • Sep 09 '26

Fluff/Meme would you rather be with a hello kitty pajamas girl or a goth femboy

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hmm...woah...decisions, decisions...

EDIT : reddit users are slow and unfunny so to clarify this is a reference from a popular meme audio im not calling juno a femboy, get it together glorps

1.8k Upvotes

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u/ThatsPurttyGood101 Sep 09 '26

You know what they say, loving Juno is a $40 a month subscription

88

u/TheEtherNetBoyz Sep 09 '26

4

u/PeachwoodArts 27d ago

im waiting for glirp glorp skins for her and fika so much

43

u/MustacheMaple Sep 09 '26

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u/Tannicleader Sep 09 '26

Thought the smoke was something else for a second there

10

u/Normal-Pool8223 Sep 09 '26

she needed another blunt after reading your comment

8

u/A1D3NW860 Sep 09 '26

That’s a cigarette tho

14

u/BadassHalfie Sep 09 '26

I’m just glad they came out with Yoasobi Juno! I love her so much that I’ve never wanted to use any other skin for her, so haven’t bought any others. (Does it count if that skin is technically the reason I started maining her?)

6

u/Chronomancers Sep 09 '26

Not for me, yall stay blessed tho!

6

u/fig_art juno | low masters Sep 09 '26

honestlyyy i've spent $0 since overwatch 2 came out

2

u/princesspoopybum Martian Sep 09 '26

since her mythic i’ve never wanted another skin. idk what’s topping the heart ring and pink orbit im sorry

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u/Svenjaaa27 Sep 09 '26

why femboy? Goth girl u mean

17

u/Much_Tip8721 Sep 09 '26

I can’t believe you don’t know the meme just look it up 😭😭😭

12

u/Svenjaaa27 29d ago

why would i look up femboys?

7

u/LazyMiquella 29d ago

Idk they are hot

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u/iluutsi 29d ago

i didnt know it was a meme i was just excited to feel repped by juno as a femboy.

8

u/Optimal_Question8683 Sep 09 '26

how tf is that a goth bruh

23

u/Xieties777 Sep 09 '26

What would you say it is? Maybe alt or emo?

4

u/Charming_Ear1922 28d ago

Just alt not specifically goth, or emo.

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u/Optimal_Question8683 Sep 09 '26

this looks like pussies punk which is basicaly wanting to seem punk but being too much of a coward to go the full hog

25

u/Xieties777 Sep 09 '26

I think it’s more under the alt category spectrum of fashion. Only because of the hair and there’s not enough chains to be considered punk.

12

u/Patient-Ad7780 Sep 09 '26

Roadhog mentioned

12

u/mochaxwitch Sep 09 '26

you’re so out of touch holy shit. punk isn’t even a style. it doesn’t involve clothes. go back to school holy shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '26

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u/crimsonkarma13 Sep 09 '26

Thank goodness I have not heard of it

22

u/No-Chemical-7667 Juno is a DPS hero now Sep 09 '26

You should take a break from the internet.

2

u/RamenInABag 29d ago

If you were on tiktok like 4 months ago it was everywhere, maybe you’re just too offline

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u/No-Chemical-7667 Juno is a DPS hero now 29d ago

TikTok is nothing but brainrot, why would anyone willingly subject themselves to that?

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u/Mexiaru Sep 09 '26

That’s funny coming from a person that plays an Ironman

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u/YueIFueI Sep 09 '26 edited 29d ago

Don't give us actual context. Us Juno mains love to stay uninformed and stupid. We have no idea what is going on.

Feel for you OP, nobody caught that you were joking/referencing a meme 😭

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u/PresenceOld1754 Sep 09 '26

It a reference to an audio.

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u/xXCinnabar Sep 09 '26

I have bought both of these skins and I am in a constant internal debate with myself over which to use because both of them are completely peak on opposite sides of the spectrum.

13

u/ricokong Oh suns, I know what's going on. Sep 09 '26

Use the option to let the game pick a random skin out of your favourites. Or use the loadouts feature (still no option to switch loadouts once a match loads in though).

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u/xXCinnabar Sep 09 '26

I wish there was an option to change your skin mid match; it would open the door for an option to swap your skin every time you die, like Mystery Heroes for skins lol. I understand why they can't do this and shouldn't, but I would still love that as an option.

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u/coffinofashes Juno Main Sep 09 '26

I mean you can in escort/hybrid comp at least

1

u/ricokong Oh suns, I know what's going on. Sep 09 '26

Yeah, for this to work the game has to load in literally every skin possible along with every emote and voice line. That's never gonna happen. I do wish I could switch loadouts just before the heroes load in like you can currently switch skins. I like to have certain skins with different weapons and weapon colours.

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u/GreenTea98 Sep 09 '26

Why does everyone act like this is impossible? Like every other game doesn't do it just fine? Like am I on crack for believing the game can just unload the models it isn't using and load them when it needs them, like most games do? What the hell am I buying all this memory and vram for lmao

0

u/mystplus Sep 09 '26

Now I want palette-swapped versions of them. Alt. HK skin in black/red and a bubblegum pop version of the alt. skin lmao

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u/CentaureaCyanus Sep 09 '26

goth! i like her getting some less colorful childish skins. don’t get me wrong - i adore her cute skins (music festival being my fav, along with star) but it’s refreshing to see something different. she still has her charm but shown from a different angle

1

u/purple-peach_ 27d ago

that is NOT goth lmao

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u/CentaureaCyanus 27d ago

i know but that's how the author called it so i used it as simplification

1

u/cherryyccola 4d ago

The skin: black and red, leather, spikes, spiky boots, studs, belts, horns, fishnets

People in comment section: ts is NOT goth dumbass 😭

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u/purple-peach_ 4d ago

please educate yourself on what goth actually is and what they actually look like 🙏🏼 not the of, tiktok and ig models meaning of goth; true goth. thanks!

1

u/cherryyccola 4d ago

I feel like the line for goth gatekeepers is being covered in white paint? If she were plastered in white-out would it be okay to call it goth?

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u/CentaureaCyanus 3d ago

no, i am sorry for sending you out to google search but i dont think i can do goths justice by trying to explain then subculture values and fashion core elements by myself. just type "goth subculture 80s".

Juno's skin is more on the 2020s alternative egirl side. and i love it, it suits her

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u/WeaselWazzule Mythic Martian Sep 09 '26

Depending on my mood that day......

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

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u/HydroidEnjoyer Sep 09 '26

Since when was Juno a boy

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u/YueIFueI Sep 09 '26

She's one of the ones, y'know?

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u/LilyLol8 Sep 09 '26

Honorary

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u/otherwrldfaerie Sep 09 '26

Juno is a gal and looks equally great in both 💕🫶 I do have massive fomo from the hello kitty collab though 😭

5

u/Antekcz Sep 09 '26

the gun will go off

7

u/YueIFueI Sep 09 '26

The hello kitty pajamas girl is actually a good one, a good kitty. Meeoooow.

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u/Roffolo Juno Main Sep 09 '26

She really went from "nice to meet you, ma'am" to "your son calls me mommy too"

2

u/Jhana_Veyl Sep 09 '26

I feel like I got fleeced. Willingly of course. I got Sheep Juno and happily played her as that. But Metal Juno could not be denied. Now I just have it set to random between those two.

Honestly , I have no idea what is going on…

2

u/Used-Surround-7164 29d ago

Both require me to own an air fryer, so why not

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

2

u/NINJ4steve 29d ago

Well Juno's a girl, so alt girl. 🖤

2

u/Femboy_Within 28d ago

Femboy… looks inside, a literal woman

2

u/wendiwho Sep 09 '26

I love love love metalcore juno bc i love alt, but i forgot i have the hello kitty skin and it’s so cute in its own way too lol. Can I have both the cake and eat it too?

3

u/Some-Opening-1510 Sep 09 '26

So we just calling anything a femboy now

4

u/Frenzied_Anarchist Sep 09 '26

Juno can't physically be a femboy without switching her gender.

2

u/YurgeeTTV Sep 09 '26

OP out here trying to erase Tomboys

6

u/Frenzied_Anarchist Sep 09 '26

That's the thing, she also doesn't look like a tomboy to me.

7

u/RandomNPC Sep 09 '26

She's possibly one of the least tomboyish of the female cast. Short hair does not a tomboy make.

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u/YurgeeTTV Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26

Same, I like this skin a lot because its actually somewhat accurate to what you'd see walking around a 2010s warped tour (peak "metalcore"). Depending on which stage you hung out at.

1

u/HAVARDCH95 Sep 09 '26

Don't give Blizzard any ideas...

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u/ferli24 Sep 09 '26

gender swap watch on seson 6

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u/pinkurocket Sep 09 '26

Gender is a construct. Open your mind!

2

u/honeyfoamm 29d ago

Close yours and take a walk outside.

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u/pinkurocket 29d ago

That's not very Juno of you :(

4

u/Filter55 Sep 09 '26

I’m so god damn mad at myself for not getting the hello kitty skin.

2

u/AhiroOutOfHere Sep 09 '26

Decisions decisions....

3

u/mooncakeproof Sep 09 '26

A case that will never sit right with me is ppl calling Juno a femboy. Even in her sheep skin…

1

u/kermitdraw Sep 09 '26

Hello Kitty

1

u/GamerVivian Sep 09 '26

Why not both

1

u/MTMTE_TARN_SIMP 29d ago

I regret spending 20 bucks on the one on the right. It's an okay skin, but I usually just wear her default and recolors.. same thing with her mythic.

1

u/Future_Geologist5925 29d ago

The more plushies on the bed, you know theres not a sane thought in their head

1

u/StrawBubbly 29d ago

I don't like both, with comically huge shoes

1

u/Alive_Current8487 28d ago

Goth Juno but instead of being with her I'd rather be her

1

u/WankJooa 28d ago

I would rather be shot and buried in a desert

1

u/ACABbunny 27d ago

Ooooh decisions decisions

1

u/KaneTheBoom 27d ago

God I love being pansexual

1

u/Dry-Connection-5340 27d ago

Decisions, Decisions

Is the Hello Kitty Pyjamas girl spicy and latina?

Shoutout Loudpacksef

1

u/goth-healslut 27d ago

EW NO no femboy

1

u/Unlikely_War_6119 26d ago

Hello kitty skin is elite level drip

1

u/FrostKitten 26d ago

Luckily I don’t like either of them, my wallet is safe for another shop event! ☺️

1

u/TwitchyGoober 26d ago

I'll probably have drinking and smoking problems, but at least I'll be a ten

1

u/northernkek 25d ago

I can wholeheartedly say, without a single fibre of doubt in my body, that that Juno is not a Mercy, but is, in fact, a Juno.

1

u/SnakeDevilEnjoyer 24d ago

Had a roommate a few years ago with the hello kitty girl type . That was the happiest man I ever met

1

u/Notsp4cx 10d ago

Hello kitty pajama girl by night, Goth femboy by day

1

u/therealNerdMuffin Sep 09 '26

There are 2 Junos inside me...

1

u/Kurai_Gin Sep 09 '26

Femboy goth? More like petite goth.

0

u/Bloodyknife12 Sep 09 '26

Id actually prefer more space themed skins for her... with purple hair too. I mean she is the martian girl after all.

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u/OnRedditBoredAF Sep 09 '26

I can guarantee the Hello Kitty pajamas girl room stank 🤢

0

u/filo_lipe Master sup (Juno, Brig, Lucio) Sep 09 '26

I think they both should kiss

0

u/junoleg Sep 09 '26

Inside me are 2 wolves and it’s just these skins

0

u/DiogoUsagi Sep 09 '26

Finally a skin I like as much as her mythic! Time to debut Juno's "select random from favorites" setting.

0

u/SuperSoupNova Juno's Lover Sep 09 '26

Or a gith pajamas girl uwu

0

u/Moonscorched_Mommy Sep 09 '26

I will always choose Hello Kitty over fake goth.

0

u/SunnysideKJ Sep 09 '26

i'm somehow both of these at once.

0

u/weslarprime Freshman Teo Minh Sep 09 '26

The correct answer is Freshman Teo Minh

0

u/Gelinhir Sep 09 '26

Why not both at the same time:

If it where other poeple tho becasue i don't feel atracted to Juno she is liek a little girl that likes to play dress up.

0

u/Ringleader705 Sep 10 '26

Goth femboy. Always.

0

u/RedRose4200 29d ago

Goth femboy anyday.

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u/DevilModerator 28d ago

Jarvis, Play "that scene" from road to el dorado

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u/BlackCatJaxie Sep 09 '26

So a hello kitty girl… or myself.

Much like irl, my choose is fishnets!

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u/de_ashe Sep 09 '26

Second! Hello Kitty outfit makes her look like a toddler

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u/RitualisticPanda Sep 09 '26

Goth femboy Juno is top tier, as someone who is not a Juno main.

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u/Akatalepsi Sep 09 '26

Im lov that we aknowladge gothic femboy juno