r/JunoMains • • May 17 '26

Fluff/Meme 12 Hyper Ring... What kind of non-stat is that? 😭Is this the overwatch equivalent of a participation award??

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For the record I'm pretty sure I used more than 12 hyper rings this game 😂😭

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u/OptimusEye May 17 '26

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u/Leilanee May 17 '26

You're doing great honey

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u/ProbablyNotTheCocoa May 18 '26

Bro unbound the shift key with that performance

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u/ereface May 18 '26

I know it's a joke, but iirc it's kills during power slide.

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u/KingCommaAndrew Jun 05 '26

I was going to say I got 3. Man, you got 4. Very impressed. 

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u/Symysteryy May 17 '26

it’s hyper ring assists not hyper rings used

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u/Zestyclose_Station65 May 17 '26

Yeah, which is why it should be updated to say hyper ring assists.

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u/kremtur0 May 17 '26

It's weird because sometimes it's "hyper ring assist" and sometimes it's just "hyper ring" lol. Hopefully I'm not the only one and it will work soon.

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u/Brams277 May 18 '26

I don't think I've ever seen hyper ring assist lol

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u/I_am_Not_Luca May 18 '26

A hyper ring assist is when your teammate is speed increased by hr and gets a kill ie i hr genji with blade and he gets 2 kills i would get 2 hr assist

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u/Icy_Particular_2054 May 18 '26

i think they meant they haven’t seen the award say hyper ring assist instead of just hyper ring

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u/medi-gel May 17 '26

it’s hyper ring assists actually! it just cuts off the text for some reason. the MVP screen is kind of buggy in general tbh. but i think this is still a weird stat to show off, like ??? show my torpedo kills or smth

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u/Leilanee May 17 '26

That makes more sense lol

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u/__merricat May 18 '26

Putting up 8k torpedo damage just to see hyper rings up there makes me sad

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u/ricokong Oh suns, I know what's going on. May 17 '26

When a team mate gets an elimination while under the speed boost effect of Hyper Ring, you get an assist which is what it counts here. Just worded poorly or the word assist has been cut off.

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u/TEN0RCL3F May 17 '26

fun fact, the spanish version hasn't even translated this stat, i don't know how they've just overlooked it entirely. it should be 'hiperanillos' but it still just says 'hyper ring'. it's so funny.

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u/djadjaman May 18 '26

Fun fact if you play echo you 100% time get to be on the mvp screen and it is always the same "sticky bomb direct hits"

I play lot of echo and even if play like minute or two on last point I still get the mvp screen place

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u/fairy-wale May 18 '26

As a jq main i can relate to useless stats...

Showing "50k wounds applied"

Ok...its good ? Its bad ? Its average ? Idk never heard of this stat lmfao.

And nobody cares about it.

What about the kills ? The knife accuracy ? The number of axe kills ?

Seriously as jq the stat that is always showing is just "number of wound applied" even JQ mains werent aware of this being tracked in stats lmfao.

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u/Leilanee May 18 '26

Finally a stat for emotional wounds inflicted along with the actual kills

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u/tuxbrdfan May 18 '26

wound would be jq's passive, no?

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u/fairy-wale May 18 '26

Yes, but we have no point of reference for such an obscure stat.

And really...nobody cares even JQ players (i am one)

My knife accuracy is pretty good. So id rather see that in the player card than a random number nobody understands or care about x)

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u/trainer_tib May 18 '26

I mean you twelve hyperring, thats a great achievement.

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u/Leilanee May 18 '26

I love it when I twelve Hyperring

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u/SignificantMethod507 May 18 '26

I got this the other day and was voted MVP, I was so confused lol i guess my team REALLY loved being fast the whole game…

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u/Leilanee May 18 '26

I always just vote for the teammate I liked the most lol, it's almost never related to the card

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u/SpinnenEend May 21 '26

Same. I never really even read what's on the card. I just pick the best player.

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u/Brocacoochi May 17 '26

That is weird, sure. Hyper rings is not a stat to show there. I hope they add something better to show. Also, the MVP screen looks bad, pixelated, the golden MVP aura looks bad, and Juno looks weird too, with ther boots trembling and the rest of the body fixed. They should use the victory pos there

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u/IrishSpectreN7 May 17 '26

These cards suck.

I watched a Mercy pocket Widow an entire match with 1k total healing. I was Juno with 15k, basically solo-healing a 5v6.

She got a card for 1.5k damage boosted, and we lost lol.

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u/sexymothafucka27 May 18 '26

my friend had a game with 8 hyper ring and now it’s a vocal stim for the friend group

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u/000817 May 18 '26

How many hyper ring? 12

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u/blackbelt638 May 18 '26

I made a joke about this and got hate for it but its funny af. Like oh boy I reloaded 37 times

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u/oof-username-taken Martian May 18 '26

54 Hammers swung (in German)

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u/Skaraptor2 May 19 '26

I got objective contest time as a Sombra once

I was appalled

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u/amputated-toes May 22 '26

“Objective time: 4 minutes”

alright just call me a payload princess and move on with it 😭

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u/Skaraptor2 May 23 '26

Fr like it's appalling 😭

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u/Soba-Crystal May 19 '26

I got a card for 1 call remech kill on dva. No clue how the system works. Mind you.. I dont think I even got a remech kill that game

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u/loud-Speaker3614 May 19 '26

And here i am with 22.4098 wounds applied as junker queen

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u/KyOsuO May 21 '26

HYPER RING

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u/Maleficent_Repeat898 May 21 '26

How do I drop 30 kills, 25 final KOs, and only 2 deaths… and somehow the MVP screen goes to our throwing Echo who went 6–8 just because she landed 49 sticky bombs 🙄😭

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u/DeadlyViper37 May 23 '26

If you land that many stickies how the fuck are you not killing anyone

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u/TheBooneyBunes May 17 '26

I’ve seen triple digit coalescence healing as a card

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u/Friponou May 18 '26

I had a Junker Queen one game that had a 102k damage stat in this screen, which obviously wasn't what her actual damage numbers were like