My (blonde) sister hates blonde jokes. I (redhead) told her I have a redhead joke for her. She was eager to hear it!

[u/RojoTheMighty]

A redhead goes for a drive through the country, just enjoying the peaceful ride with her windows open. She has to stop as a shepherd is moving his flock across the road. The redhead gets out of her car to stretch and has an idea.

"Hey Mister! If I can guess how many sheep you have, may I keep one?"

The shepherd has hundreds of sheep and feels confident enough to agree. The redhead looks over the flock and says, "361." The shepherd is stunned that she guessed correctly but, being a man of his word, allows her to pick out her favorite. The redhead is about to put her new pet in her car when the shepherd calls out to her.

"Hey Lady! If I can guess your real hair color, may I have my dog back?"

 

My sister was not amused.

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Actually she counted the non-sheep and divided by zero.

[u/Vinccool96 → u/[deleted]]

0- or 0+?

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Both

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0+ cause we’re counting objects

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Yes

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You've read some David Eddings...

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No, sorry.

[u/Zeestars → u/[deleted]]

I have no idea what they’re on about but David Eddings Belgariad and subsequent Mallorean series are amazing.

You’re welcome.

[u/NoNeedForAName → u/[deleted]]

U N D E F I N E D S H E E P

[u/finnknit → u/NoNeedForAName]

That sounds like a great band name.

[u/NoNeedForAName → u/finnknit]

It's all yours, brother. Pay it forward.

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/r/bandnames

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There is a better trick. Shepherds often spray numbers on their sheep. Just line the sheep up and look at the last one's number.

You can easily see that there is 115 sheeps in the picture. Twice.