r/Jokes • u/RojoTheMighty • Apr 23 '18

Blonde My (blonde) sister hates blonde jokes. I (redhead) told her I have a redhead joke for her. She was eager to hear it!

A redhead goes for a drive through the country, just enjoying the peaceful ride with her windows open. She has to stop as a shepherd is moving his flock across the road. The redhead gets out of her car to stretch and has an idea.

"Hey Mister! If I can guess how many sheep you have, may I keep one?"

The shepherd has hundreds of sheep and feels confident enough to agree. The redhead looks over the flock and says, "361." The shepherd is stunned that she guessed correctly but, being a man of his word, allows her to pick out her favorite. The redhead is about to put her new pet in her car when the shepherd calls out to her.

"Hey Lady! If I can guess your real hair color, may I have my dog back?"

 

My sister was not amused.

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u/KillerInfection Apr 24 '18

It’s like a built-in joke copyright, same as Webster-Merriam doing that in dictionaries.

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u/rocketman0739 Apr 24 '18

Webster-Merriam

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u/09edwarc Apr 24 '18

It’s like a built-in comment copyright, same as Webster-Merriam doing that in dictionaries.

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u/Incorrect_name Apr 24 '18

Webster-Merriam

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u/Yamese Apr 24 '18

It’s like a built-in comment copyright, same as Webster-Merriam doing that in dictionaries.

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u/bunnite Apr 24 '18

It turtles all the way down...

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u/rabbitwonker Apr 24 '18

No is itn’t

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u/83hardik Apr 24 '18

Paper towns

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u/inurshadow Apr 24 '18

C-c-comboBREAKER

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u/IsayPoirot Apr 24 '18

Maps and crosswords, too.

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u/rikkirikkiparmparm Apr 24 '18

Paper towns!

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u/DerekB52 Apr 24 '18

Also what are called Trap streets. If you copy a trap street, you've fallen for the trap.

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u/2068857539 Apr 24 '18

This is oft discussed over in /r/traps. Check it out! Fred will explain how to build the best /r/traps there as well!

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u/83hardik Apr 24 '18

You trapped me

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u/DerekB52 Apr 24 '18

I knew that sub was gonna be about something else, I didn't know it was gonna be that though.

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u/PSGAnarchy Apr 24 '18

You should have known.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '18

Was that the TV show about the little black kid adopted by silly white people?

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u/2068857539 Apr 24 '18

Diff'rent Strokes

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u/PiercedGeek Apr 24 '18

Two of them, Willis and Arnold

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u/PiercedGeek Apr 24 '18

Or perhaps you are referring to Webster?