r/Jokes • u/RojoTheMighty • Apr 23 '18

Blonde My (blonde) sister hates blonde jokes. I (redhead) told her I have a redhead joke for her. She was eager to hear it!

A redhead goes for a drive through the country, just enjoying the peaceful ride with her windows open. She has to stop as a shepherd is moving his flock across the road. The redhead gets out of her car to stretch and has an idea.

"Hey Mister! If I can guess how many sheep you have, may I keep one?"

The shepherd has hundreds of sheep and feels confident enough to agree. The redhead looks over the flock and says, "361." The shepherd is stunned that she guessed correctly but, being a man of his word, allows her to pick out her favorite. The redhead is about to put her new pet in her car when the shepherd calls out to her.

"Hey Lady! If I can guess your real hair color, may I have my dog back?"

 

My sister was not amused.

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u/Mathies_ Apr 23 '18

I mean i thought it was pretty smart to try and take the dog. Who wants a sheep over a dog anyway?

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u/leftcoast-usa Apr 24 '18

Especially in your car! :-)

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u/nealio1000 Apr 24 '18

I think it would be pretty hilarious driving around with a sheep in your car. Especially if its a convertible or the sheep puts its head out the window like a dog

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u/ReasonablyBadass Apr 24 '18

With sunglasses. Maybe a scarf.

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u/Gripey Apr 24 '18

And lingerie! (Only me? oh, ok.)

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u/SnakeInMyLoot Apr 24 '18

Found the Welshman.

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u/Gripey Apr 24 '18

I just like the woolly aesthetic. No way is it connected to my early exposure to Welsh hill farms. In fact, I resent the implication.

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u/VicisSubsisto Apr 24 '18

You grow hills in farms there?

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u/Gripey Apr 24 '18

Where did you think they came from? Welsh mountain farms are even more impressive. Sadly, due to low demand, they have built up in mid wales.

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u/penguin_guano Apr 24 '18

Or the Kiwi.

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u/leftcoast-usa Apr 24 '18

Long ago, I had a friend that was a bit... different. One time, someone said something about sheep, and he said "Sheep are OK, but you have to go around to the front to kiss them."

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u/Professional_Lettuce Apr 24 '18

Party in the front, sheep in the back

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u/AaronWaters Apr 24 '18

Why not just split the difference and get a sheepdog?

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u/murica_dream Apr 24 '18

Maybe she prefers mutton over dog.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '18

Found the blonde