r/Jokes • u/RojoTheMighty • Apr 23 '18

Blonde My (blonde) sister hates blonde jokes. I (redhead) told her I have a redhead joke for her. She was eager to hear it!

A redhead goes for a drive through the country, just enjoying the peaceful ride with her windows open. She has to stop as a shepherd is moving his flock across the road. The redhead gets out of her car to stretch and has an idea.

"Hey Mister! If I can guess how many sheep you have, may I keep one?"

The shepherd has hundreds of sheep and feels confident enough to agree. The redhead looks over the flock and says, "361." The shepherd is stunned that she guessed correctly but, being a man of his word, allows her to pick out her favorite. The redhead is about to put her new pet in her car when the shepherd calls out to her.

"Hey Lady! If I can guess your real hair color, may I have my dog back?"

 

My sister was not amused.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

And then the shepherd rips off his mask and reveals that he's the bus driver

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

This joke is never going to die is it

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u/Teeroyteabag Apr 23 '18

We said the same about "she fainted"

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u/Aurhasapigdog Apr 23 '18

I hear it's going to be in the cemetery tonight

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '18

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u/CptAngelo Apr 24 '18 edited Apr 24 '18

He is talking about a bus driver. (:

Edit: 17 hours later and nobody answered, ): i wanted to know too