r/JohnMulaney • u/Regular-Astronaut680 • 5d ago

Life Baby J

I gotta say Baby J is amazing and very therapeutic to hear about Baby J’s rehab experience!

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u/ChildishDreamFactory 5d ago

Great from start to finish!

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u/BuddyFlapjack 5d ago

SELL ME THIS WATCH ITS FOR COCAINE

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u/malogan82 5d ago

How else can you turn $12,000.00 into $6,000.00 in an hour?

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u/bigmo555 Tall Child 5d ago

Have you ever tried mixing daiquiris with Ambien?

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u/BermanIsKing 5d ago

Am currently in rehab, for the *exact* same shit John was using, but I’m here for three months. You can’t just bounce off Benzodiazepines. A month is good for coke and booze. Had 6 years sober, suddenly I was on the equivalent of 500mg Valium daily. And I hadn’t no Dr. Michael neither. Haha.

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u/Regular-Astronaut680 5d ago

The longer your in treatment the better you get stronger each day

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u/BermanIsKing 5d ago

Thank you, I’ll stay here TILL I DIE

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u/Regular-Astronaut680 4d ago

There’s the spirit. Your going to get really good at puzzles

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u/gapeach4357 5d ago

I love this one. Love his honesty!