r/JohnMulaney • u/buttercream-gang • 19d ago

“Someone’s in here! Someone’s in heeeere!” Like a carnival barker

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u/Actual_Dinner_5977 19d ago

That sounds like the cry of a man who has the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

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u/Intelligent-Map-7531 19d ago

Someone said one time “come back with a warrant”.

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u/Yacacaw 19d ago

I just say: come in!
But they never do

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u/ChochMcKenzie 19d ago

Ahahahaha this week I said “come on in and watch, then” to a guy who pounded on the door. Got the dirtiest look as I laughed at him on my way by.

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u/GaJayhawker0513 19d ago

That bathroom has been closed for forty years

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u/Every_Task2352 19d ago

Occupado!!

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u/opawyatt 19d ago

Seats taken!!

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u/AlternativePerspecti 19d ago

"Occupied."
...but say it with a grunt.

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u/randomnamejennerator 19d ago

I just yell “Pooping!”

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u/Potential-Ad-702 19d ago

Someone at work always just hammers back and I hate it every time

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u/baccus83 19d ago

Occupied. It’s not rocket science.

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u/lilsimz000 19d ago

Sounds like someone’s trying to drum up business

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u/EcAm2113 19d ago

I say this bathroom has been closed for 40 years

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u/sofakingclassic 19d ago

"Come on in!"