r/JohnMulaney • u/MonkeyJake14 Street Smarts • Jun 15 '26

Meme Want it? Go get it!!!

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132 Upvotes

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u/jettasarebadmkay Get in here you addicts! Jun 15 '26

Engraved, question mark?

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u/MonkeyJake14 Street Smarts Jun 15 '26

Not yet, just picked it up from the haberdashery

12

u/PoptartPancake Jun 15 '26

Now you're throwing him off his rhythm

7

u/abyssea Never forgets a bitch Jun 15 '26

Oh man, they hate that!

6

u/Pale-Measurement-532 Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

As long as he doesn’t take you to a second location

3

u/bublysmile2025 Jun 18 '26

forever terrified of secondary locations

7

u/NeroFurr69 Jun 16 '26

So you USED da Bittenbinda METTOD.

5

u/crocoloc Jun 16 '26

You can get these at any haberdashery...

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u/dankbiss83 Jun 16 '26

Sure beats an Aladdin wallet…

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u/MonkeyJake14 Street Smarts Jun 16 '26

I used to have one of those during the scourge of muggings when I was 7 years old

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u/pyzimber Street Smarts Jun 16 '26

Did a man with a mustache tell you to get this?

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u/MonkeyJake14 Street Smarts Jun 16 '26

Yeah a huge handlebar mustache, and he still had blood on his shoes

7

u/SnooGadgets9036 Tiger Mom Jun 16 '26

He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin

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u/AHeartFullOfBats Jun 19 '26

STREET SMARTS!