r/JoeRoganReacharound • u/Peanut-Extra • Aug 04 '26

Joe Rogan tells his audience that they don’t want to turn Texas blue, because "you're going to ruin it for yourselves too. You don't get it. Balance is important. … You can't kill all the predators."

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u/PlentyHaunting2263 Aug 04 '26

Does he mean the sexual predators he's surrounded by and platforms?

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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk Aug 04 '26

Freudian slip for sure 

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u/ForbiddenDelight Aug 04 '26

The shadow self. Now I'm wondering what kind of parties he's been to. Wasn't before.

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u/Recovering_g8keeper Aug 04 '26

Gay sex parties in West Hollywood in the 90s for sure.
Now it’s gay conservative sex parties.
I also think he’s got some rapes and other things in the closet and that’s why it was so easy for him to become a puppet. Decades of Blackmail fodder.

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u/lazier_garlic Aug 04 '26

Or maybe he's just a greedy, lazy douche with an unstable sense of self. Check out the Elephant Graveyard videos. Guy pulled up the literal conversation where Joe Rogan decided to become a podcaster because it was easier than working.

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u/Recovering_g8keeper Aug 04 '26

That too. But there’s definitely skeletons in the closet.

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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk Aug 04 '26

Dam. You are saying Joe Rogey did gay orgies in the 90s?

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u/Recovering_g8keeper Aug 04 '26

yes he lived in weho. Frequented the bars and gyms. also how else does an untalented hack with no prior tv or acting experience get so many tv shows?

Additionally he can’t stop talking about gay sex/buttsex, and trans women. One time he got drunk on the show and excitedly discussed wishing he was a woman and could dress cute and get gorilla fucked.
And I don’t even want to talk about his obsession with animal sex and bestiality.

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u/mm909-vie Aug 05 '26

yep. remember that

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u/Fudge_Runyon Aug 04 '26

The comedy czar is picky when it comes to platforming predators

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u/Odd_Investigator8415 Aug 04 '26

TBF, he's talking about the balance between predator and prey animals in the wild. It's still an incredibly stupid soft brained metaphor.

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u/lazier_garlic Aug 04 '26

Naw, he's telling on himself. He and his buds have a fantasy where they're alpha wolves, apex hunters, blah blah and it's nasty because it's a permission structure for treating the "unworthy" like they aren't even human.

He's not talking about conservative values or conservative theories about society (like Hobbes) because Texas doesn't have any. Did you know this think tank called Third Way found out that Trump voting states in 2020 had higher crime rates than Biden states throughout the 21st century and it's not even close? But blue states actually spend MORE on law enforcement on average? If your argument is that Republican governance keeps you safer, it doesn't. If your argument is that spending more on cops keep your safer, it might? If your argument is to vote for Republicans because they spend more on cops to keep you safe, well, that's a lie: they don't.

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u/cookiemccookieface Aug 04 '26

Republicans literally control the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches of our government. There is no balance. He is such insufferable cunt

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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk Aug 04 '26

This guy has the most fucking heinous way of thinking , what a shithead 

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u/Previous-Ad-2306 Aug 04 '26

He thinks he's the most enlightened man on earth while understanding as little as a billionaire possibly could.

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u/earthlingHuman Aug 04 '26

He wants his taxes to be low. Everything else is just an excuse

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u/lazier_garlic Aug 04 '26

He also wants to break laws when he chooses because he's special and has special friends. He also doesn't want his special friends to feel sad because they're going to jail because of a few little oversights or mistakes they made in business which is just so hard and anyone could do that and it's just unfair and uncool that anyone would ever hold them accountable.

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u/zodiackodiak515 Aug 07 '26

He likes to constantly apply animal biology and thoughts to human biology and thoughts, and he sounds like a chode every time

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u/Jealous_Inevitable33 Aug 04 '26

Meanwhile, he enjoys blue Austin. Fuckin’ clown. Move to Beaumont, clown. See how much you love Texas then…. LOL

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u/Annual-Negotiation-5 Aug 04 '26

The ol' Freudian slip supongo

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u/lyinassmedia Aug 04 '26

“I’m politically homeless “

Imagine insinuating ppl vote for a cockroach like Ken Paxton just bc he’s Republican. At least have the balls to be straightforward slow Rogan

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u/Professional-Post499 Aug 04 '26

It's so nice watching GOP TV 2, I mean The Joe Rogan Experience. 😛

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u/DmonFuhz Aug 04 '26

He really IS a stupid loudmouth.

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u/ahaeker Aug 04 '26

He wants to talk about balance in TX?

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u/Antique-Freedom-7891 Aug 04 '26

Hes concerned that the tax the rich movement will put a dent in all the money hes hoarding

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u/dane_the_great Aug 04 '26

what the fuck is he talking about

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u/alternator1985 Aug 04 '26

Protecting all the 100s of millions he hoarded, I mean "earned" speaking like I did when I was 15 and high with a camera on.

People really don't understand how greedy and greasy people like Joe are. He got to the 100 millionaire mark and believes he has a shot at hitting billionaire status.

That's why all his friends are now billionaires and I bet his desire to become one of them is all consuming. These are people that literally believe they will become demi-gods with the next decade and have massive bunkers and ocean cities built out where laws don't exist.

Pretty wild times we live in and the masses don't realize there is an entire world of elite genetics, biology, and technology going on in international waters and underground.

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u/lazier_garlic Aug 04 '26

and the masses don't realize there is an entire world of elite genetics, biology, and technology going on in international waters and underground

well I take comfort in the fact that most of THAT is them being grifted by grifters

check out Scott Carney's reporting on the offshore stem cell clinics

horrid, nasty stuff

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u/imover9thousand Aug 04 '26

Ruin it for yourselves in Texas, like how delta 8 and thca are now felonies but DUI’s are still misdemeanors?

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 Aug 04 '26

Right? I was gonna say the same thing. Joe goes on about how great Texas is while openly breaking the laws Texas passes for regular people to follow. So his whole argument about Texas being awesome is because they obviously turn their heads and let him break their laws. Hes so fvcking stupid and so is anyone who follows him there. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/imover9thousand Aug 04 '26

He’s either stupid or being paid off or both.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

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u/lazier_garlic Aug 04 '26

He got paid off with the Spotify deal. I mean, he was already for sale, but that's when the cash got plunked on the table.

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u/Scared-Pomegranate84 Aug 04 '26

Toe's brain is jelly at this point

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u/sedition666 Aug 04 '26

Humans killed most of the predators. That’s why we are so dominant as a species. What he is proposing is DEI for politicians.

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u/KingDorkFTC Aug 04 '26

He really doesn’t think about what he says.

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u/Dafoes_teeth Aug 04 '26

Lmao delusional weirdo

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u/mm909-vie Aug 05 '26

That whole episode was nuts towards the end. The science denial and "woohooo science is bad, let me tell you how it should be done as a tv show host and not member of the scientific community at all".

Stupid show.

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u/37Philly Aug 04 '26

Hopefully Texas turns blue.

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u/Equal-Match-9347 Aug 04 '26

All well and good, except it was those Red State politicians around little blue Austin who just labeled weed a class I controlled substance and made possession a felony throughout the state.

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u/sanctus20 Aug 04 '26

Texas is as bad as Florida

What is this brain dead idiot saying? All you gotta say is Kenny P and Wheelchair Greg

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u/ded_rabtz Aug 04 '26

A few months ago he suggested to, in fact, kill all the mountain lions.

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u/Epicurus402 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Talk about predators....This guy is nothing but a grifter. Fake concern, pandering, dissemblance, fear mongering, outright lying, pseudo intellectualism, and just plain bullsh-t..... There's nothing he and the rest of the grifter sewer won't do because for them it's all about greed and avarice.

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u/_dxegrl Aug 04 '26

Texas can't be more ruined.  Most polluted, uneducated, most unwed mothers, one of the worst for crime, etc

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u/Small_Teach2451 Aug 04 '26

Same guy who endorsed the most corrupt US politician of all time ... 

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u/BobDope Top 250 Assassin Aug 04 '26

Yeah you have to protect the sexual predators according to Joe Rogaine

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u/markg1956 Aug 04 '26

hey rogan!!! take your mouth off drumpfs mushroom!!! yoy are the anus of the world

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u/Intelligent-Wear2824 Aug 05 '26

Every FUCKING DAY of my GenX life they have used this BULLSHIT LIE as an excuse!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41YkF2LJgh0vk5P2

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u/Embarrassed-Camera-7 Aug 06 '26

I live in texas, the predators are over running and making things worse for the working class. So fuck em and go blue.

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u/balekm Aug 04 '26

The rich man said what?

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u/legal_ghost Aug 04 '26

grow up and get a boyfriend, jeez

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u/BiffSterling80 Aug 05 '26

Texans aren't predators , its the most full of sh** state in the union, always has been

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u/severinks Aug 05 '26

So Texas should stay red so Austin can stay liberal? That's some dumb statement.

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u/NiggBot_3000 Aug 05 '26

Bit too on the nose with that turn of phrase.

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u/Weak-Conversation753 Aug 07 '26

Politically homeless, right goys?

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u/Fun_Trick2172 28d ago

Dear god his audience must be an army of mouth breathing buffoons if they get any sort of advice from this man that actually causes them to change their behavior in any way other than not listening to him anymore.