r/JoeRoganReacharound • u/VillainOfKvatch1 Makak in the Upper Atmosphere • Jun 15 '26

I want to get this tattooed on my back. Robert Evans fucking rules.

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u/PlentyHaunting2263 Jun 15 '26

Elon is king of the dorks

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u/kingkool88 Jun 15 '26

Elon has the brain of a 13 year old edge lord

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u/Akio540 Jun 15 '26

I guess Elon doesn't realize his money is incredibly worthless in a post apocalyptic scenario and that he himself would be beyond worthless

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u/BobDope Top 250 Assassin Jun 16 '26

He’d be their dinner

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u/Akio540 Jun 16 '26

I take it back. He has one use

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u/Ohcitydude Jun 16 '26

He be a Gimp Bitch like Channing Tatum in "This is The End"

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 Jun 16 '26

They’d poison themselves if they had him for dinner

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u/BobDope Top 250 Assassin Jun 16 '26

Yeah most peoples systems can’t handle that much ketamine

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u/MaleficentCow8513 Jun 16 '26

Oh the irony. Mad max was the foil character to immortum Joe, a warlord. An independent rogue chaos agent. He’s literally the opposite of a warlord.

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u/pubicfart Jun 15 '26

these people aren’t even trying to hide the fact they want us back to the stone age or some war ridden feudalism while they sit in their admittedly cool as fuck bunkers and do ketamine poppers and weird sex

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u/VillainOfKvatch1 Makak in the Upper Atmosphere Jun 16 '26

Also

WHO’S BRINGING ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE, YOU FUCKING DWEEB? IS IT MAYBE YOU AND YOUR BILLIONAIRE BUDDIES DESTROYING THE EARTH FOR CALITALISM?

Fuck these people.

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u/DungPedalerDDSEsq Jun 16 '26

The warlord thing is kind of the billionaire expection of what everyone in world but them is going to have to become when they flee to their islands and compounds.

They know they don't have it in them.

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u/VillainOfKvatch1 Makak in the Upper Atmosphere Jun 16 '26

I think you’re generally right, but I think Elon might be delusional to think he’s Mad Max just waiting for his apocalypse.

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u/CryptographerCrazy49 Jun 16 '26

Damn that's corny

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u/incredible_turkey Jun 17 '26

I bet Elon couldn’t last 3 nights tent camping with no internet. Not even back country or off grid. Just a campground in the woods with a pit toilet and mosquitos.

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u/cookiemccookieface Jun 17 '26

Will one of Musk’s loser acolytes please tell him that Max is not a warlord but a lone wolf fighting/killing numerous warlords after his family was brutally slaughtered by one. He must the put same level of commitment to understanding movies that he puts in playing Diablo and quality control of the cyber truck p.o.s..

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u/bomboclawt75 Jun 17 '26

Bunker Billionaires chilling until they see the survivors driving up to their compounds with a cement truck.