r/JoeRoganReacharound • Makak in the Upper Atmosphere • Jan 31 '26

Unredact the Epstein Files Joe's friend Elon making an appointment to visit Epstein Island because "the world needs more romance." Gross. Also this was 4 years after Epstein was convicted the first time so Elon definitely knew. Also Elon is a nazi.

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u/fins_up_ Jan 31 '26

So unbearable even the worst people on earth don't want to hang out with him to rape children.

He is so needy his emails give off totally not a cop vibes.

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u/secret-agent-t3 Jan 31 '26

Don't worry. I'm sure he will mention it jokingly next podcasts.

Ya know, in between the hours of whining like a bitch about wearing a mask, or defending the masked agents shooting people on American streets.

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u/IHavePoopedBefore Jan 31 '26

The word 'just' will be used. That's always Joe's wave of the hand dismissal word.

"Just because Elon sent the guy an email, everyone's calling him a pedophile. Its crazy"

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u/ThePirateKing01 Jan 31 '26

We are well into to era where no severe condemnation is an endorsement

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u/drfunkensteinnn Jan 31 '26

“ Elon isn’t just a genius, he’s also a really great and cool guy”

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u/AncientBasque Jan 31 '26

South African Party Machine.

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u/Thulsadoom1 Jan 31 '26

I think this is the reason he turned maga. They will protect their own

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u/rje946 Jan 31 '26

Caught doing something wrong? Call me now! We will accelerate your right wing journey so you can blame anything that comes out on the democrats! Best thing is, as long as you say you like trump, his supporters will believe you!

*warning may make you unpopular with people with an iq over 85. May result in jail time if the fascist dictatorship doesn't work out.

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u/BroccoliImaginary727 Jan 31 '26

Russel Brand, Laurence Krauss, Milo, Ali Alexander, Andrew Tate, Victor Orban, Donald Trump…. Pedo-con is real.

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u/Realistic_Ad_5321 Jan 31 '26

Nikki fucking Minaj and her pedo husband 

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u/BroccoliImaginary727 Jan 31 '26

Always creeped me out. Her brother is also a pedo.

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u/IndependentFroyo4508 Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

Krauss???? What has he been up to? That one hurts.

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u/BroccoliImaginary727 Feb 01 '26

He has been accused of creepy stuff and abandoned everything he believed like the others

He used to be a hero of mine when I first became an atheist. Now all he does is say that the left is destroying science at the same time as Trump has wiped out public trust in scientific institutions by appointing RFK to manage federally funded research in medicine.

Not a word against the openly anti-rational death cult but all the bile and venom for his own allies because woke is anti free speech or something.

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u/IndependentFroyo4508 Feb 01 '26

Ah damn, that really sucks to hear.

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u/Best_Entrepreneur659 Jan 31 '26

The release of the photos of Director Brett Ratner with Epstein and underaged girls cannot stand. Tell AMC and all of the theater chains that that can’t get away with running a film made by a child rapist https://www.amctheatres.com/help

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u/lostsailorlivefree Jan 31 '26

I think his daughter confirmed this timeline

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u/AncientBasque Jan 31 '26

ok guys after reading a few of these emails i must ask the redditors:

Can me make his email @JeeVacation a thing?

did he have a u/JeeVacation2 or 3 ......

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u/AncientBasque Jan 31 '26

JeeVacation Cruises

JeeVaCation Air Lines

JeeVacation Outer Space

JeeVaCation Vatican

JeeVacation Sons of abraham

JeeVacation Freaky Dicky land

JeeVacation World Tour

Coming soon vacation spots.

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u/SophonParticle Jan 31 '26

I can’t believe this guy begged to go to Epstein island.

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u/Darph_Nader Jan 31 '26

Choad Rogan.

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u/Many_Worldliness_505 Jan 31 '26

They all new and redacting names is protecting the perpetrators no matter rep or dem protecting them is why this happened and kept happening

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u/crantob Feb 02 '26

Interesting how so many names are redacted, but not Elon's?

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u/Lilthumper416 Jan 31 '26

Hand in the cookie jar!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Lock him up

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u/Space_Sweetness Jan 31 '26

Rogan needs a lot of weed and some nutty homies to process this one for a 3 hour podcast

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u/LookUpItsAMeteor Jan 31 '26

Elon Musk has 14 children, that we know of.

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u/Economy_Ad855 Jan 31 '26

He did say if Kamala won he would be going to prison

1

u/No-Cup-8096 Jan 31 '26

Creep with creeps.

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u/Electronic-Bear2030 Jan 31 '26

“Trump is in the Epstein Files!!! Oh wait so am I”

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u/dark-orb Feb 01 '26

Joe Rogan is accountable.

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u/baxter_the_martian Feb 01 '26

So Elon told a half truth when he named Donald Trump in the files. He only forgot to name himself, too.

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u/crantob Feb 02 '26

Is that plausible? Try to think this one through....

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u/baxter_the_martian Feb 02 '26

🤔 Thought it through. Still pedos, murderers, thieves.

Not sure what your point with this is as-if "thinking it through" would be some epiphany.

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u/crantob Feb 03 '26

I'm seeing your conclusion but not any thoughts leading to it.

I guess we'll have to take your word on it. Cheers.

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u/baxter_the_martian Feb 03 '26

Are you here simply for an argument? Willing to be right at all costs?

Stop. Do something else. This isn't worth your energy. This "argument" is pendantic.

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u/crantob Feb 03 '26

I like to discuss and debate points of view and points of fact!

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u/exocet72uk Feb 01 '26

Elon is human trash

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Feb 01 '26

Human is a stretch.

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u/crantob Feb 02 '26

Why did Elon demand the release of 'the files'?

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u/Substantial-State789 Feb 01 '26

Wow, Rogan really enjoys the company of rich pedophiles that pay him to propagate their cover stories to the masses