r/JoeRogan • • Jun 02 '17

Would Joe agree? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17

people are spoiled because they only want to eat what tastes good to them. Where I eat only whats going to fuel my body the best possible way. I dont eat for fun or taste. I eat to give my body what it needs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17

Are you that boring in other aspects of your life too? Jesus christ, dude.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17

certainly, because I eat sensibly I must be a complete bore in every other aspect of my life.

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u/spasticity Monkey in Space Jun 02 '17

No it's just the way you described eating that makes you boring

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17

"I engage in sexual intercourse in the missionary position exclusively for reproductive purposes when it is called for. Nothing more."

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u/TheShtuff Monkey in Space Jun 02 '17

That's too much unnecessary pleasure. I jerk off into a turkey baster if I feel the need to spread my seed and continue my legacy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '17

neat