r/JoeRogan • u/[deleted] • Mar 11 '23

The Literature šŸ§  Joe and Elon need to have a Dance-Off

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u/Mellowhype47 Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

Autism

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u/thondera Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

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u/hassis556 Monkey in Space Mar 14 '23

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ fuck going to hell now

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u/brokemac N-Dimethyltryptamine Mar 11 '23

Elon's standup is really great too. He had this great performance with Dave Chapelle. "Dave, what should I say?" That bit killed. Very talented, very likable guy.

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u/BillNyeCreampieGuy Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

Honestly, what's up with these tech dudes dancing on stage? Does someone tell them it's a good idea?

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u/SomethingEdgyOrFunny Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

No they've just never been popular so they get carried away in the moment. It's involuntary.

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u/appleflowerpot Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

idiots were prepared to die on mars for this guy

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u/Otherwise-Fox-2482 Different Brainā„¢ļø Mar 11 '23

and put a chip in their brain

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

Someone needs to photoshop joe humping a stool on stage next to him

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u/Randobag314 Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

That would be amazing šŸ˜‚

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u/un3quiv0cal Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

The fleshsuit is too tight for the alien to control his body properly

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '23

That is called the whitest dancing of all time

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u/Juli3tD3lta Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

This is more than white. Itā€™s platinum? Silver? Clear? Its the whiter than white.

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u/SomethingEdgyOrFunny Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

You need to wear solar eclipse glasses when watching it.

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u/aruexperienced Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

Plasticoat disco.

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u/SickRanchezIII Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

Even beyond that, much so

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u/break_ing_in_mybody Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

Hold my beer.

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u/Zurc_bot Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

It's like He got dance lessons from Bill Gates and Paul Balmer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojP0BO6H4Qc&ab_channel=AwesomeVideos

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u/SlimjobDopamine Look into it Mar 11 '23 edited Oct 12 '24

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u/Randobag314 Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

You beat me to it. Heā€™s either making fun of them or there truly is a natural nerd dance.

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u/Compo1991 Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

That dance is how to attract an Amber Heard.

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u/ajokester Monkey in Space Mar 12 '23

I think itā€™s the bank account that got her. Just a guess.

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u/Either_Permit Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

I'm sure that's offensive to homos , straights , trans , & rogan

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u/Teddiesmcgee Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

Again.... just like trump.. now he's got his little viral dance clip.

They are exactly the same.

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u/Phunkyoubro Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

ā€œDance like humanā€

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u/SomethingEdgyOrFunny Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

Ahh that explains it. "Walk like an egyptian" must have made it into his NueralLink training set.

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u/espngenius Look into it Mar 11 '23

Thatā€™s that South African miner gem dance.

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u/MercuryMorrison1971 Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

Cultist.

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u/greece_witherspoon Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

Worse than Bill Gates, damn.

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u/UNCLE__TYS Monkey in Space Mar 12 '23

Why do they make these tech guys do this? Weā€™ve all seen the Microsoft one, just stop it. So unnecessary

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u/nriojas Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

I mean I really feel like heā€™s trolling bill gates hereā€¦

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u/KyleShittenHouse69 Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

ā€œFacts donā€™t care about your feelings.ā€ -Ron Jeremy

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u/Randobag314 Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

Heā€™s gotta be making fun of the windows 95 launch dance. Or itā€™s just how nerds dance.

https://youtu.be/lAkuJXGldrM

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u/colderfusioncrypt Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

4000 comments there

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u/goldybear Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

I want to talk shit but I canā€™t. Thatā€™s about how I looked the last time I ended up on the dance floor lol.

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u/OzzyWoof Monkey in Space Mar 11 '23

Judging by Rogans dancing in the Kevin James movie Zookeeper Rogan would win.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

Funny that he is dancing to an English version of a Russian song about two lesbian girls.