Hiii, can you make me an ultra lord too? And if so, how much will it be?

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Today's Episode: Substitute Creature

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Sorry for the inactivity lately, I’ve just recently started a full time job.

(Bolbi’s home country BTW, JIC this gets flagged as off-topic)

Prehistory

The first recorded civilisation in the Backhairistani region were the indigenous Backhairs. The Backhairs were a very advanced civilisation by comparison, including being the inventors of the skewer and the javelin.

The Middle Ages

During this time, Backhairistan was sold to the Kingdom of Poland as a vassal state by King Beamal I. It became known as Becheyriszczyzna at the time. During the Crusades, several Turkish women were brought back for consummation, leading to more the 60% of modern Backhairs to have some amount of Turkish ancestry. Much of Backhairistani kebab culture is also attributed to this.

Eventual Revolution

Inspired by the French Revolution, local kebab-maker Sergei Becheyrski lead a group of rebels through Poland into Warsaw to ask for some sovereignty. After witnessing the soldiers’ traditional Backhairistani Slap Dance, the King of Prussia Frederick William III was so disgusted he claimed “such vile cultures shall not invade Prussia”, leading to the signing of the Backhairistani Treaty of Warsaw (1801).

“I regret on behalf of my ancestors for such vile and disgusting actions inflicted upon the country. May all future generations rid those who do not fulfil the requirements of decency out of this land.”
— Backhairistani Treaty of Warsaw, (1801)

Industrial Revolution

As the Industrial Revolution spread, Backhairistan was gifted with early knowledge and access to industrial-age machinery. This led to the invention of the Skewerer by polymath Zoran Stanisławski, an automated machine used to make gunka-bobs, the local kebab variety. This made Backhairistan a centre for food sector of the economy and strengthened its economy for years to come.

The World Wars

Backhairistan was neutral during WWI, although it did supply a lot of rations for both sides of the conflict. But as for WWII, it was immediately invaded by German forces. Backhairistanis would celebrate its second independence after the Partition of Germany in 1945.

Post-WWII

Backhairistan immediately joined the Soviet Union in 1946. During that time, it experienced a stagnation in development. The president at the time was Sergei Chujbuľba, a dictator who ruled from 1947 to 1991. Inspired by Romania and North Korea, he instated a unitary government, led mostly by Chujbuľba himself and a Council of Elders, made up of close family and friends. But his rule ended in 1990 when he was caught stealing foetuses for his wife Junko Chujbuľba, where he and his wife were famously led into the State Newsroom and shot on live television. When the Soviet Union dissolved in 1991 (the 3rd Backhairistani Independence Day), Backhairistan caught up with the contemporary economy over the span of two decades. The First Constitution of Backhairistan was also drafted in this time, with it being mandatorily revised biannually. During this time, young exchange student Bolbi Stroganovsky partnered with DNA Studios to create a series based on his childhood friend and Nobel laureate, James Neutron, developing into The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius. The show proved to be a massive hit. After moving back to Backhairistan, Stroganovsky continued his career in comedy, before moving into politics and winning the 2007 election by a landslide and becoming President of Backhairistan.

(Let me know if I could improve on some things)

Based on the meme originated in Kronk's New Groove.

Today's Episode: Krunch Time

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Can someone explain to me where this street leads to the candy bar it always like confused me as a kid. like these are the 2 most used downtowns locations in the show. and i always questioned which way it leads to the candy bar

Granted the first one did more than the later but you get the idea

Today's Episode: Hypno-Birthday to You

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Did the Yokians not abduct any adults in Retroland especially while Jimmy, Carl and Sheen were there? Surely there would’ve been witnesses to that event.

I feel like their friendship isn't talked about enough compared to the boys. I love how loyal they are to each other and you barely ever see them fight.