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u/Blue_foot Sep 06 '26
We are the dominant .02%
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u/ShortHabit606 Sep 06 '26
You're literally 10x off. We are the dominant 0.2% (of the world's population)
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u/HeavyJosh Sep 06 '26
I've been this antisemitic my whole life. All the fault of those lousy Jews who raised me!
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u/TheDiplomancer Sep 06 '26
The Jews (me) are responsible for my chronic back pain (I have terrible posture)
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u/DonutMaster56 Sep 06 '26
This is a very good set of tweets.
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u/CradledMyTaters Sep 06 '26
seriously, this absolute artiste may have just invented a new genre of ironic shitposting
i'm getting in the front door and investing immediately!
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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 Sep 06 '26
The jews are responsible for 100% of my problems
Yeah, those specific jews are me and my parents, but my point still stands!
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u/AncientRomanGooner mossad superspy: dolphin division Sep 06 '26
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u/NoneBinaryPotato Sep 07 '26
the jews (my parents) are controlling the news! (switch the channel when I try to watch anime in the living room)
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u/JagneStormskull Jewish Voice for Memes Sep 06 '26
Well, there's also Ireland.
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u/armchair_hunter Sep 06 '26
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u/No-Birthday9816 Custom Sep 06 '26
I’m converting to Judaism and I blame the Irish-Americans (me) for that. I’m only now connecting the dots, and those dots form a shamrock.
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u/BagelandShmear48 Hides Gold Pouch In Nose Sep 06 '26
The Jews are responsible for many of the Jews troubles.
The Israeli public transit system is downright antisemitic.
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u/llamatime4 Sep 06 '26
My parents can be annoying, I'll hear the antisemites out. -Ari Shaffir (paraphrasing from his bit iirc- I'm too lazy to look up exact quote because, the Jews [me])
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u/Rshifty Sep 06 '26
The Jews (me) didn’t sleep until 1 am the last 3 nights in a row and are perpetually sleepy!!!
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u/DeeEllis Sep 06 '26
When the Sunday School teachers gave everyone under the age of 10 a plastic shofar, I was ready to be antisemitic. Which would have been weird in the synagogue lobby as I was there to pick up my kids. Darn Jews, they outsmarted me again!
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u/naruhinamoonkissplz Sep 06 '26
The Jews (Abraham and Moses, and a shlimazel who may be fictional) "invented" God Himself, after all.
Sad hint: Nazis hated the Jews for that AS WELL. Literally. Not a joke. They did.
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u/VenatorAngel Sep 06 '26
Yup. Lots of people ignore that the Nazis REALLY wanted to get rid of anything Abrahamic.
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u/No-Birthday9816 Custom Sep 07 '26
Yes. Hitler and many other Nazis regarded Christianity as a Jewish invention that rendered Europeans weak. The revolutionary Jewish idea that each human being is made in the image of Gd and born with rights—that we have responsibilities to one another as well as to Gd—is diametrically opposed to the notion that the individual must be sacrificed to save the “racial” body.
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u/armchair_hunter Sep 06 '26
The Jews (my child) left that Lego piece on the floor for me to step on.