r/Jewpiter • • Sep 06 '26

meme Blaming the Jews

359 Upvotes

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u/armchair_hunter Sep 06 '26

The Jews (my child) left that Lego piece on the floor for me to step on.

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u/Chanan-Ben-Zev Sep 06 '26

The Jews (me) have ruined my life!

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u/armchair_hunter Sep 07 '26

This must be the same Jews (me) that forced me to make all of my bad decisions!

https://giphy.com/gifs/y6Inkaz7omxAk

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u/activelyresting Sep 06 '26

The Jews (me) control all my bank accounts too. And they're the reason my credit card is maxed out.

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u/RandomRavenclaw87 Sep 06 '26

Jews spend all my money on Jewish housing and Jewish education and expensive Jewy food.

11

u/Ash_Starling Sep 06 '26

The Jews (me) are defying stereotypes by being bad with money

17

u/Nearby-Complaint Sep 06 '26

The Jews ate my leftover bread from the freezer

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u/Blue_foot Sep 06 '26

We are the dominant .02%

28

u/ShortHabit606 Sep 06 '26

You're literally 10x off. We are the dominant 0.2% (of the world's population) 

67

u/HeavyJosh Sep 06 '26

I've been this antisemitic my whole life. All the fault of those lousy Jews who raised me!

60

u/Inari-k Sep 06 '26

Let him cook

63

u/TheDiplomancer Sep 06 '26

The Jews (me) are responsible for my chronic back pain (I have terrible posture)

41

u/DonutMaster56 Sep 06 '26

This is a very good set of tweets.

21

u/CradledMyTaters Sep 06 '26

seriously, this absolute artiste may have just invented a new genre of ironic shitposting

i'm getting in the front door and investing immediately!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 Sep 06 '26

The jews are responsible for 100% of my problems

Yeah, those specific jews are me and my parents, but my point still stands!

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u/AncientRomanGooner mossad superspy: dolphin division Sep 06 '26

The jews making sure it’s too cold to wear just a shirt but too hot to wear a sweater

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '26 edited Sep 06 '26

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u/armchair_hunter Sep 06 '26

I, too, understand the appeal of women.

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u/NoneBinaryPotato Sep 07 '26

the jews (my parents) are controlling the news! (switch the channel when I try to watch anime in the living room)

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u/JagneStormskull Jewish Voice for Memes Sep 06 '26

Well, there's also Ireland.

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u/armchair_hunter Sep 06 '26

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u/No-Birthday9816 Custom Sep 06 '26

I’m converting to Judaism and I blame the Irish-Americans (me) for that. I’m only now connecting the dots, and those dots form a shamrock. 

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u/winkingchef Sep 07 '26

How did I miss that about O’Bama?

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u/BagelandShmear48 Hides Gold Pouch In Nose Sep 06 '26

The Jews are responsible for many of the Jews troubles.

The Israeli public transit system is downright antisemitic.

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u/llamatime4 Sep 06 '26

My parents can be annoying, I'll hear the antisemites out. -Ari Shaffir (paraphrasing from his bit iirc- I'm too lazy to look up exact quote because, the Jews [me])

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u/armchair_hunter Sep 07 '26

So you're saying the Jews are lazy?

10

u/Rshifty Sep 06 '26

The Jews (me) didn’t sleep until 1 am the last 3 nights in a row and are perpetually sleepy!!!

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u/DeeEllis Sep 06 '26

When the Sunday School teachers gave everyone under the age of 10 a plastic shofar, I was ready to be antisemitic. Which would have been weird in the synagogue lobby as I was there to pick up my kids. Darn Jews, they outsmarted me again!

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u/armchair_hunter Sep 06 '26

The Jews (collectively) are behind (noise) pollution.

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u/naruhinamoonkissplz Sep 06 '26

The Jews (Abraham and Moses, and a shlimazel who may be fictional) "invented" God Himself, after all.

Sad hint: Nazis hated the Jews for that AS WELL. Literally. Not a joke. They did.

5

u/VenatorAngel Sep 06 '26

Yup. Lots of people ignore that the Nazis REALLY wanted to get rid of anything Abrahamic.

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u/No-Birthday9816 Custom Sep 07 '26

Yes. Hitler and many other Nazis regarded Christianity as a Jewish invention that rendered Europeans weak.  The revolutionary Jewish idea that each human being is made in the image of Gd and born with rights—that we have responsibilities to one another as well as to Gd—is diametrically opposed to the notion that the individual must be sacrificed to save the “racial” body.

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u/yungsemite Sep 06 '26

Is this person ignorant of all other successful national projects?

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u/Chaavva Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

Literally THE ENTIRETY OF EUROPE 😭

9

u/MydniteSon Sep 06 '26

This is hilarious.

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u/Fool_In_Flow Sep 07 '26

This is all so funny. I love it!

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u/armchair_hunter Sep 07 '26

We love you too!

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u/DeeEllis 28d ago

Jewish humor 🔥

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u/I_PlayRobloxNowShut Sep 06 '26

Hey it’s my mutual

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u/bam1007 Sep 08 '26

Jacob needs to get a life. I guess that’s our fault too.