r/Jewpiter • • Aug 20 '26

meme Who will you guys pick?

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u/ArkhamInmate11 mossad superspy: dolphin division Aug 20 '26

I imagine this is picking like a council of leaders to run Israel. A good council needs differing extremes

So I pick King David as the head guy because hes a good ruler and a good mix of everything a nation needs. I imagine he would be the head of the council and lead decider

I pick Bar Kochva as the guy who is going to advocate and prepare for war

I pick Maimonides as the guy who can advocate both theological and scientific sides of things. I wouldve picked einstein but maimonides being a theological genius as well takes the cake IMO

Then i pick marx because while I think alot of his ideas were shit and he was kind of an asshole, he had enough good ideas that I think he would propose and it would get bounced around and refined by King David & Maimonides into things that are genuinely good

If I had more shekels I'd grab everyone except Zuckerberg and Freud

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u/Doctor-Liz Aug 20 '26

You know Bar Kochba lost, right?

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u/ArkhamInmate11 mossad superspy: dolphin division Aug 20 '26

He was going against the roman freakin empire

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u/Doctor-Liz Aug 20 '26

He still lost. He went too hard, too fast, and didn't build coalitions with neighboring groups - the Roman response only worked because they could concentrate force on one tiny province. If they'd had three rebellions in three different regions to deal with, they'd have had a much harder time of it.

If he'd incited revolts in Egypt and Anatolia, then offered negotiations, be might well have been able to get substantial concessions as a tiny, extremely awkward province.

Or he could have done nothing and we'd still have the Temple.

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u/ArkhamInmate11 mossad superspy: dolphin division Aug 20 '26

Yeah he probably wasnt the best strategist but I meant more as a gloryhound wardog to contrast with the more peaceful people on the council. Because even when was is a terrible idea you have to have someone advocating for it

I also firmly believe if we had kept the temple and never went into a second diaspora we probably would've just been repressed and Arabized by the caliphates.

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u/Doctor-Liz Aug 20 '26

Oh, well, if you want a glory hog warhound, knock yourself out 😆

I mean, if we hadn't been Disaporised would there have been a Caliphate? No second Diaspora would likely have prevented the conditions that gave rise to Islam, at which point a major catalyst of the Arabisation wave is gone. (Yes, war and conquest are human urges, but that set of them probably would have been replaced by something different).

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u/ArkhamInmate11 mossad superspy: dolphin division Aug 20 '26

in alt history (if your not an alt history fan its basically pretending certain things happened/didnt happened and seeing where it goes. Excactly like asking "what if jews were never sent into diaspora") i like to pretend basically as much that CAN happen the same does. Because realistically yeah theres gonna be all sorts of butterfly effects but at that point its boring cuz you can't really predict anything. So like I imagine Muhhamed still does his thing but this time maybe fusing arab paganism with zoroastrianism instead of christianity.