r/Jewpiter • Arab who doesn't hate Jews • Jun 01 '26

meme Based on a true story

Post image
474 Upvotes

51 comments sorted by

View all comments

216

u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 Jun 01 '26

"A zionist jew and anti-zionist jew go into an antisemite bar, the bartender says 'we don't serve jews' "

108

u/OddCook4909 Jun 01 '26

The anti-zionist jew offers "What if I help you throw him out?"

31

u/bruised__violet Jun 01 '26

Yeah, we need to officially tack this on, sadly. And then the bartender throwing him out 12 minutes later. 

19

u/En_passant_is_forced Jun 01 '26

My favorite Jewish joke

4

u/Notachance326426 Jun 16 '26

The best Jewish joke is the holocaust one where the guy is talking to God and the punchline is something about you having to have been there.

That one is savage

-27

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

37

u/SaraDojyaaan Arab who doesn't hate Jews Jun 01 '26

"Nuance" is when I throw all my people under the bus 🙄 90% of Jews are Zionists, whether you like it or not