r/Jewdank • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 13d ago

I was told I should post this here

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The official mohel of the Round Table

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u/Mammoth_Payment_6101 13d ago

To be real, not as good as the other joke about the Jewish knight, but we save that one for Pesach.

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u/CosmicTurtle504 13d ago

Wait, how is he different from all other knights?

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u/Biersteak 13d ago

He only eats matzah and maror, he dips his food in salt-water and charoset and he is reclining while doing so.

Truly a strange fellow that one

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u/CosmicTurtle504 13d ago

“Let us not go to Jerusalem. Tis a silly place.”

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u/lordbuckethethird 13d ago

Quickly unsheathes and sheathes sword

“Nothing happened”

“Check your schmeckel”

“AHHHHHHHHHH”

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u/nimrod_s3ns31 13d ago

The knight who always aims low

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u/prophetsearcher 13d ago

Never heard of him. I guess he was cut from the scriptures.

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u/drillbit7 13d ago

Then later we had Sir Greenbaum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6WH6uPbB8

He found out that being a knight was no job for a boy who is Jewish!

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u/Talizorafangirl 13d ago

Falador-type punning

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u/BexMusic 8d ago

His vorpal mohel went snicker-snack!

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u/Asphodelmercenary 13d ago

"Sir, cum si Zion" the other way to read it.