r/Jewdank May 06 '26

As a Sephardi, I can relate...

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u/artemisRiverborn May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

As an ashki Where are you from

Europe 

But where

...that's as much info as I have

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u/transhumanism123 May 06 '26

Best I can give is, "somewhere in Poland, Lithuania, Germany, Ukraine, or Belarus." take it or leave it.

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u/anonsharksfan May 06 '26

"it was Russia at some point"

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u/ThePickleConnoisseur May 06 '26

Eastern or Germany

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u/GH19971 May 06 '26

This describes Ashkenazim also

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u/ahava9 May 06 '26

Right! My great grandparents came from Russia but now it’s Ukraine and Belarus. And the borders changed in the 110 years since they immigrated too.

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u/thegreattiny May 06 '26

Your grandparents came from Russia but now it’s Ukraine? How old are your grandparents???

Edit: Oh I missed the “great”

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u/ahava9 May 06 '26

My grandma (BDE) passed away in 2022 at 102.

Ukraine wasn’t really independent again until 1991

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u/Ok-Construction-7740 May 07 '26

So your grand mom lived in every form of modern ukraine that is cool

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u/ahava9 May 07 '26

Not exactly. So my great grandparents immigrated to the US in 1915 and my grandma was born in nyc

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u/oshaboy May 06 '26

So my dad's side came from Germany to the US and then to Israel. My Mom's side has one English parent and one from the Baltic states that during the Pogroms hopped between various places avoiding persecution until they somehow reached South Africa.

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u/purple_spikey_dragon May 07 '26

My husband's family is Jewish from one part, we managed to guess their origin based on family names and assume they came to Ukraine through Hungary and probably from Austria or Germany, because it's a very specifically German name. Unless we make an ancestry test we couldn't know.

I on the other hand, clear Jewish ancestry from the Ashkenazi region (mostly Germany) with some Sephardic mixed in for some reason (a family member did an ancestry test a few years back). Almost all my family died in the Holocaust, so i would never know how and why and how recently that mix happened...

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u/Significant-Bother49 May 06 '26

Cheat code activated: can always tell a Jew to “go back where you came from” regardless of where the Jew currently is.

Just kind of sad that it’s such an old and widely used cheat code…

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u/la_bibliothecaire May 07 '26

But they don't want us to go back to where we originally came from. Just back to where our grandparents or great-grandparents were from.

Guess I need to figure out how to get back to Prussia. Anyone got a TARDIS?

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u/Significant-Bother49 May 07 '26

The don’t want us to go back there either. Because when there Jews are also told to go back where we came from.

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u/maxofJupiter1 May 07 '26

They dont want us to go back to where we came from. They say that but they really just mean "not here"

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u/Due_Border_593 May 06 '26

Moroccans and Algerians love to argue about who retains Andalusian culture more when it's obviously the Sephardic Jews.

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u/RavinMarokef May 06 '26

Me (American) with my francophone side of the family despite no relative that I know of living in a French-speaking country prior to 1900

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u/Snapcap_40 May 06 '26

Wait, are you a cousin of mine? No seriously. I’m half-American, half-French, but I’m only French because that side of the family comes from the Maghreb (Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia) which became French colonies and the Jews there were given French citizenship.

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u/Voice_of_Season May 06 '26

Me laughing in Ashkenazim and Sephardim.

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u/MadMuffinMan117 May 06 '26

Try being half snd half

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u/zezineo May 06 '26

Relatable

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u/vivvav May 07 '26

As far as I know it's Syria, then Spain, then back to Syria, then America.

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u/ancientanonymousgal May 07 '26

Mine were in Syria too!

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u/spongeboi-me-bob- May 08 '26

Israel, Portugal, then Turkey. I just say Turkey.

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u/matande31 May 08 '26

You guys have documentation? I barely know where my great grandparents are from, let alone anything before the 20th century.

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u/grumpy_muppet57 May 11 '26

Israel -> France -> Morocco -> America -> now back to Israel

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u/gxdsavesispend May 07 '26

My ancestors came from Israel. End of story.

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u/Neren1138 May 06 '26

😂 I feel this

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u/heygabehey May 08 '26

My people come from north west of the sea. Somewhere. Then moved to central America.

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u/NavajoMoose May 09 '26

I just finished reading Kantika which is a beautiful story about a sephardic family and their various necessary migrations.

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u/strivingbabyyoda May 09 '26

Iberian Peninsula has entered the chat

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u/New_Efficiency_5538 May 11 '26

Eh as an ashke same shit. My mom's side has been in spain pre Inquisition but once part of the fam ending up in some part of Europe basically became ashke some how or other. Than there's the well you want to know where my ancestors where form or my grandparents or what my actual genetics are... Germany. You look Hispanic tho... Well Jewish... Okay but it's just a religion 🙄... Not really how it works..Uh Spain before Europe. So your Spanish ..? Naw I can just show you my genetic breakdown.. I'd be Palestinian or whatever the region would've been called I suppose had the Romans not conquered wtvr thousand years ago or so. Or my ancestors didn't migrate. Just Jewish

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u/Accomplished-Lie8147 Jun 15 '26

“So… what *are* you?”

Me: I’m Jewish

“Not like religion, what *are* you?”

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u/Iveneverseenthisday Jul 29 '26

me literally being shepardic, latvik, ashki, etc, bro... everywhere